Have you ever noticed Robert De Niro always looks like his son just told him he wants to ride unicycles professionally?
Nothing brings neighbors together like a few police cars in front of another neighbor's house that no one likes.
In French you don't say "I miss You".
You say "tu me manques" which means, "You are missing from me". I Love That.
Say what you will about simpler times, but I had a dozen fresh made donuts and a bottle of Baileys delivered to my house at 9:30pm tonight and all with not having to speak to another human, so I don't know...
I have never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
The student with the worse grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides.
I'm not a control freak or anything, I just know how to fold a towel the right way. You can't start folding all willy-nilly like some linen rebel.
Can we stop screwing around and just frost the whole damn Pop Tart? We have the techknowledge.
Thank You for putting the stick figure family of 4 on your car window. Your blue mini van had me thinking you were wild and single.
There is no physical evidence this is actually Thursday, we all have to just trust that someone has kept count since the first one ever.
When all this collapses, let's promise not to eat people. Everyone pinky swear. Put in your delicious pinkies.
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