Showing posts with label The Turd King. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Turd King. Show all posts

Saturday, October 10, 2020

Never Seen This One Before

Looks like both Barky and Big Mike before their hormone treatments kicked in....

Saturday, February 8, 2020

I Almost Forgot My Black History Month Post

In 1972, a somewhat effeminate young Barry Soetoro was prophetically named by his classmates
"Most Likely to Swallow"

Wednesday, December 11, 2019

All The Media Lying to Manufacture Hate for DJT, He's Still More Popular Than Barky

Renowned Leftist Pillow Bitter and ABC Daytime Media Hate Spewing Bozo-Sapien 

Breitbart - Real Clear Politics, a non-partisan (and indispensable) site that tracks countless polls and averages them, also tracks the job approval numbers for President Trump and former President Obama in a way that allows us to see how the two presidents compare on this same day during their respective presidencies.

On the very same day the deranged media and demented Democrats announced two articles of impeachment against Trump, his average job approval rating is higher than Obama’s was on this same day during his first (failed) term as president. As of today, Trump enjoys an average approval rating of 45 percent. On this same day during his (failed) presidency, Obama averaged just a 43.5 approval rating.

We are now entering our fourth year of a media jihad against Trump, a hate campaign unlike any other in modern history. Literally, billions and billions and billions of corporate dollars are being spent by every corner of the establishment media to destroy one man, this one man: Trump. The “Very Fine People” Hoax, the Russia Collusion Hoax, the Fish Food Hoax, the Brett Kavanaugh-Rapist Hoax, the Kurds Are Being Exterminated Hoax — I’m forgetting a hundred more — and now we have this laughable Impeachment Hoax.

Compare that to Barry Obama, a man this same media spent billions and billions and billions of corporate dollars to shield, to protect, to assure and reassure the public of his unique magnificence, competence, and holiness. And after all of that, all of this propaganda, all of this effort and money, according to not just one poll, but all the polls, Trump is more popular. What’s more, he is more popular while the Democrat Party and the media are rigging nothing less than his impeachment.

For six weeks now, the media and Democrats (but I repeat myself) have rigged the impeachment process to make Trump look as terrible as humanly possible. In an effort to smear him as a traitor, as an extortionist, the president has been stripped of his due process rights, even as Democrats held secret hearings in the Capitol basement and selectively leaked lies to a willing media. All this media lying to manufacture hate for Trump and all the media lying to manufacture worshipful adoration for Obama, and Trump is still more popular.

Monday, March 11, 2019

In Case You're Wondering Who's Really Responsible for Someone Like Ilhan Omar Getting Elected to Congress....

Dec 22, 2016 - According to the Refugee Processing Center, the Obama administration has already welcomed 23,248 individuals to the United States as “refugees” through the first 11 weeks of the 2017 fiscal year – almost doubling the 13,786 who were accepted for the same period in 2016. Obama’s goal is to bring in as many refugees into America as possible through a concerted effort – before Trump takes over the presidency.

Barack Obama is speeding up the “refugee” resettlement process before he turns over the White House keys to his successor, President-elect Donald Trump – in an effort to boost the numbers so high that it is now projected that they will exceed his target of 110,000 for this fiscal year by nearly 600.

Conservative Review Senior Editor Daniel Horowitz points out that even though Obama is planning on bringing 110,000 refugees into America this fiscal year, Trump will be able to block the remaining 80,000 or so slated to arrive on U.S. soil after he takes over the reins from the lame duck president.
"Think about this: We’ve brought in 3,000 Somalis in just two-and-a-half months. That is outpacing our typical 8,000-10,000 that we’ve unprecedentedly brought in almost every year for over two decades. Thousands more have come from other countries in the Middle East and North Africa. 
Clearly, Obama is trying to front-load refugee resettlement and set it in motion for the remainder of the fiscal year – even after he leaves office. There is believed to be a political motivation to the influx of refugees in specific states – in order to transform them from red to blue ….."
The expert on immigration and legal matters is amazed that the Obama administration continues its push to bring more and more Somali refugees into Minnesota and Ohio – despite the fact that Minneapolis and Columbus have reported numerous terror recruitment problems inside of their communities dominated by relocated Somalis.

He added that the “fundamental transformation” of America initiated by Obama has seen an inflated number of Somalis and Syrians infused into modestly to moderately populated cities – such as Erie, Pennsylvania and Bowling Green, Kentucky.
“They are bringing the refugees in so fast right now that it’s difficult to find places to house them. I’ve been hearing stories from my sources that some are being secretly housed in Muslim-owned hotels and being held there until openings can be found in local apartment complexes. Housing is always the key for this program. That’s why I often tell people to be wary of government-subsidized housing projects being built in your city because this is often a precursor to refugee resettlement, especially if you have a liberal mayor at the helm of your city.”

Monday, August 13, 2018

It Ain't Mount Rushmore, But it Seems Appropriate...

National Park Service Dedicates National Monument Near Mount Rushmore 
to the 44th President Barack H. Obama

Thank You WhatFinger News & GOP Briefing Room for the Linkage!

Saturday, June 30, 2018

It's My Job Is To Make This Presidency Successful

What a difference a decade makes. From the dank archives of the interwebs we present one of the best examples of an open confession of media bias ever recorded. The man with the tingle up his leg appears on an early addition of Morning Joe, long before lovebirds Squinty & Meat Puppet were swapping spit and bumping nasties off air.

From a discussion of the Obama Administration's transition confusion and disorganization, something we were told was unique to Trump and a sign of a disastrous Presidency to come,  MSNBC's Chris Matthews admits to what in short order was to become the M O of a sycophant media complex who dare not criticize 'Their Man'.

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

One Government Most Certainly Did Meddle in the Election

by George  NEUMAYR - The media, in its frenzy to normalize left-wing political espionage, says simultaneously of the Nunes memo: there is nothing to see in it, but don’t look. The intensity of the media’s attacks on a Republican is always in proportion to the degree to which he is impeding one of its causes. The doggedness of Nunes — his refusal to let a politicized FBI and Justice Department stonewall his committee — has thrown considerable light on the real scandal of 2016: not that Trump colluded with the Russians to win but that the Obama administration colluded with Hillary to defeat him. One government most certainly did meddle in the election — ours.

The more that the probe is put under the microscope, the more outrageous it appears, with Hillary partisans and Trump haters figuring into it at every crucial turn. Hillary didn’t need a campaign headquarters in Brooklyn; she already had one in Washington, D.C. John Brennan, auditioning to be her CIA director, laid the groundwork for the Trump-Russia probe by hyping bogus intelligence; Trump hater Peter Strzok formally opened the probe at the FBI just weeks after whitewashing Hillary’s mishandling of emails; the slop of Christopher Steele, Hillary’s opposition researcher, served as the basis for spying on all of Carter Page’s communications with the Trump campaign, while the spouse of a Justice Department official involved in the probe shoveled more of the slop to her husband.

Like Watergate, the probe was not only amateurish and paranoid but fruitless. The media, that stalwart defender of civil liberties, has adopted in recent days a comically cavalier view of Carter Page’s violated ones. Hey, the investigation into him was close enough for government work, we’re told. And, besides, it serves him right for talking to Russians.  

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Second Group of Immigrants Rejected by Australia Fly to U.S.

A second group of asylum seekers from Australia's offshore detention centers are en route to their new homes in America as part of the controversial deal. The fifty-eight left Papua New Guinea on a Philippine Airlines flight on Tuesday bound for New York, according to the Refugee Action Coalition.

The men, mostly from Afghanistan and Pakistan, will be resettled in groups and as individuals across the country in locations including North Carolina, New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Georgia as part of a deal struck in 2016 with then president Barack Obama to resettle 1250 refugees from Manus Island and Nauru detention centers. Donald Trump has described the whole thing as a "dumb deal".

Australia refuses to resettle refugees who arrive by boat, and instead follows a policy of mandatory offshore detention. Some have been held on Manus Island and Nauru for more than four years. Tuesday's flight transported the men from Manus Island, and another group of around 130 on Nauru has been accepted for resettlement in the US and are expected to leave the island in the next few weeks. There’s still no clarity around how many people will come to the US, and how long before they are resettled here. The whole deal has been shrouded in secrecy.

Saturday, January 20, 2018

The Left's Long National Nightmare. It's Only Just Begun

  Weapons at the Ready, the Military Insure Barky and Mooshell Depart Washington - January 20, 2017

One of the great pleasures of the last 12 months has been watching the left, from Ivory Towers of Higher Learning to Major Network Organizations and their Late Night Hacks to Lefty bloggers, gleefully make epic fools of themselves. I particularly have enjoyed some websites falling flat on their faces in pathetic attempts at anti-Trump humor, and their inability (or perhaps just outright refusal) to discern the truth.

One in particular, a known vile little bunch with an extreme case of 'Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder" (TURD) who are an hilariously example of cursing the darkness while stumbling around with an unlit candle.  Their live blogging of the Trump Inaugural read like a slow motion mental breakdown, which seems to have further severely disrupted their already degenerating gray matter. Bless their hearts, they were losing 'Chicago Jesus',  and it was suppose to be Hillary's Big Day. 
"Oh God It’s happening, Oh God it’s really happening.  Nine years since we swore in our first black president who didn’t play the saxophone and now Donald and Melania Trump (who looks gorgeous … her husband looks like his normal thin-skinned, tiny-handed pathetic self) are at the White House doing the tea and coffee summit with Barry and Michelle, like TER-DITION SAYS......Mike Pence and his wife Karen are there meeting with Joe and Jill Biden.....and oh God, Joe Scarborough is on MSNBC saying some f**kin' bullshit about how you can’t root against this president without rooting against the country, to which we reply F**K YOU JOE....."

And as we all know, since that day Squinty Joe has tasted the utter alluring sexiness of Meat Puppet Mika, who now regularly drains the blood from his head and dissipates all sensibility.

But this is now, one year later.  Days as backward and dark as the middle ages in their eyes. Corruption all around. Corruption that is about to bite them in the ass and destroy their chosen Heroes.......

"As of today, it has been approximately 500 billion years since Trump first took the oath of office. We are weary, we have forgotten what it is like to not have agita — and yet somehow we soldier on, scandal after scandal, the odds that we will survive the next three years without coming face to face with a nuclear bomb growing ever less in our favor. 
We’ve lost net neutrality. We saw him condemn millions of suffering people all over the world to die of horrible diseases just because the hospital that gives them their malaria and HIV meds also performs abortions. We saw the ACA get fucked. We saw the rich get their taxes cut, taxes which will eventually have to be made up for by the rest of us. So, so many very bad things happened, and through it all, he just kept freaking tweeting. Tweeting and golfing, golfing and tweeting......."
Those words of twisted truth help prove Trump is on the right track. The left can't recognize good when they see it. And when they do, they lie about it. And just in case there are any snowflakes out there who managed to blocked out all of the horror over the past year, allow us to refresh your memory a bit...... 

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Barack Obama Once Wrote: Becoming Donald Trump Was The American Dream.

Barky Day Dreaming of His Own Styrofoam Greek Columns

Donald Trump's name pops up a lot in books from the 1980s and 1990s. At the time he was most everyone's symbol for American wealth and success, here and abroad.  And apparently, Barack Obama once associated the current president with American success as well. In 1991, as a 29-year-old professional college student and soon-to-be Harvard Law School grad, Obama wrote a paper with a friend Robert Fisher called “Race and Rights Rhetoric.” Obama summed up the average American’s mindset with the following sentence: "I may not be Donald Trump now, but just you wait; if I don't make it, my children will." 

This quote came to light following the publishing last year of Rising Star: The Making of Barack Obama, a 1,460-page biography of the former U.S. president by David J. Garrow. The quote was taken from the duo's law paper and was previously unpublished. Here’s the full excerpt:
 “[Americans have] a continuing normative commitment to the ideals of individual freedom and mobility, values that extend far beyond the issue of race in the American mind. The depth of this commitment may be summarily dismissed as the unfounded optimism of the average American—I may not be Donald Trump now, but just you wait; if I don't make it, my children will.”
Asfar as the book, the New York Times Book Review called it "a bloated, tedious and...ill-considered book that is in desperate need of editing, and way more exhausting than exhaustive.” It's not fair to dismiss a book based on one poor review, especially when it's the snooty elitist New York Times Book Review bunch. There is much they really don't want to read about their hero, never-before-seen (or at least rarely ever shared) insights, like Obama’s aforementioned thoughts on Trump and details on his very serious relationship with Sheila Miyoshi Jager, the white girl kept quietly in the shadows that he proposed marriage twice before settling for south side Michelle.

[New York Times Book Review]
H/T gop-tea-pub

Saturday, December 23, 2017

The Second Best Photo of 2017

Barky and Mooch wave good-bye as they board Special Air Mission 28000 at Joint Base Andrews, Md. to fly their asses out of town, Jan. 20, 2017, after the swearing in of the 45th President of the United States.

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

The REAL Russian Colluders

The Hill this morning posted an article that appears to uncover hard evidence that Bill and Hillary Clinton engaged in a veritable racketeering scheme with the Russians so as to line their own pockets. The piece centers on what happened before then-President Barack “approved a controversial deal in 2010 giving Moscow control of a large swath of American uranium.” Apparently, FBI agents obtained “substantial evidence that Russian nuclear industry officials were engaged in bribery, kickbacks, extortion and money laundering designed to grow Vladimir Putin’s atomic energy business inside the United States.” 
"Federal agents used a confidential U.S. witness working inside the Russian nuclear industry to gather extensive financial records, make secret recordings and intercept emails as early as 2009 that showed Moscow had compromised an American uranium trucking firm with bribes and kickbacks in violation of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, FBI and court documents show. They also obtained an eyewitness account — backed by documents — indicating Russian nuclear officials had routed millions of dollars to the U.S. designed to benefit former President Bill Clinton’s charitable foundation during the time Secretary of State Hillary Clinton served on a government body that provided a favorable decision to Moscow, sources told The Hill....."  
"The racketeering scheme was conducted “with the consent of higher level officials” in Russia who “shared the proceeds” from the kickbacks, one agent declared in an affidavit years later........" 
This is what Real Journalism looks like and I recommend reading the piece in full, as it goes into greater detail regarding the actions of the Clintons , Barack Obama and Eric Holder. 

What’s interesting is all this seems to prove Donald Trump was right to hammer Hillary on the campaign trail about her dealings with Russia, yet leftist media tried to refute his claims, saying he lied or distorted the truth.

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Obama Set To Become Nation's Most Costly Ex-President

Harry Truman entered politics as a former Army officer and business man who took his turn as a citizen legislator. Through oratory, happenstance and tragedy he wound up President.  He did not gain financially from his public service. After leaving office he ask and was granted a small stipend to cover the cost of answering the mounting correspondence he received as the ex-president. He was later granted a small pension for his service. 

Today the perks of an ex-president are generous to say the least, and it's no wonder a professional grifter like Barack Obama who has spent his entire adult life someway or another on the public payroll, amassing millions as a result of his tenure, would also become a greedy public money grabbing basturd after leaving office.
WT - "President Obama is about to become the most expensive ex-president, costing taxpayers $1,153,000 next year, according to a new Congressional Research Service memo looking at the official allowances for the five living former chief executives. 
His $1,153,000 budget request for 2018 is more than $100,000 higher than President George W. Bush’s request for next year and nearly $200,000 more than President Clinton’s expected budget. President George H.W. Bush is slated to get $942,000, while President Carter will get less than half that, at just $456,000. 
Every former president gets an office, expenses and, in some cases, an annual pension payment, thanks to a 1950s-era law enacted after former President Truman struggled for income when he left the White House in 1953. 
By far the biggest cost for ex-presidents is renting office space. Mr. Obama’s office — 8,198 square feet in D.C. — will cost taxpayers $536,000 next year, the most of any ex-president. Mr. Clinton’s New York office is bigger, at 8,300 square feet, but slightly cheaper at $518,000. The younger Mr. Bush’s office in Dallas is $497,000, while his father’s space in Houston is $286,000. Mr. Carter’s Atlanta office is just $115,000."
Barky's pension payment is also the highest of all living presidents at $236,000 for life. Yup, he's F**kin' us coming and going........

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!