Courtney Celebrates the Latest Open Tabs Flush. Consequently, Your Participation is Required.

Courtney is Judging You Now

* What You Takin' bout Willis??

Sorry there Queenie. Diversity is not just another word for Black

* And in this corner at 5' 4" & 300 pounds is Sassy Fani & the cry of Racism.... 

Judges were randomly selected by computer to hear what will likely be the highest-profile appeal in the court’s history.

* Cut Off Those Death Nuggets Boys!

Yeah...so I uh...so I see a few red flags on this one.

* Semper Fi and De Opresso Liber and Good Night Chesty Puller Where Ever You Are.

Some people are real jerkoffs.

* Why settle for ordinary when you can be extraordinary?

 Courtney hacked up a hairball after this one.

* Madness, Disease, Blindness and an Early Death. 

These doctors and scientists weren’t quacks but were respected and trusted like today’s esteemed medical authority Anthony Fauci.