Spartacus Wants To Marry Some Ugly Chick In The WH

With the 2020 presidential hopeful clown car getting really crowded you have to think of something to make you stand out from the rest of the pack, something really special like eat with a comb or get a cute puppy or come out against circumcision, or maybe something much more fashionable like a Hispanic girlfriend.

Senator Spartacus took a brief detour from talking about politics to praise his new girlfriend, Rosario Dawson, on The Ellen Show and flirt with the possibility of a White House wedding. Booker told DeGeneres that Dawson has made him more “courageous” in the love that he projects and wants to see in the United States. He’s just a man in love. With himself.  And definitely it’s true love and definitely not a shameless ploy to look hip and with it and cool. I figure he was more a Caitlyn Jenner type.

Now I have to admit, I have no idea whatsoever who this Rosario Dawson chick is. Supposedly she's another dime a dozen actress on some streaming service show I have never heard of, and to be truthful I thought she was a guy from the first picture I saw. But we should all pray that with his buggy-eyes and her face, they don't reproduce.

See kids, even adults can pretend and play "house".

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