Wednesday, March 6, 2024
What Does This Guy Eat Every Morning That Makes Him So Angry and Delusional?
Monday, December 18, 2023
The Brian Stelter Memorial Award for Worst Quote of the Year 2023
NewsBusters - It was a challenging task, but an esteemed panel of NewsBusters editors boiled down all the biased outbursts from lefty hack hosts, anchors, reporters and pundits in 2023 and declared a winner. This year the winner is Joe Scarborough!
The MSNBC host won for his absurd and dire prediction that if Donald Trump wins re-election he will “imprison” and “execute” his political opponents. The former Republican Congressman, on the November 21 edition of MSNBC’s Morning Joe also claimed that the federal judiciary was the “only thing that stood between” Trump and “the destruction of American democracy” when he was in office.“Joe Scarborough spews out this kind of insanity every morning. But this particular attack on President Trump and his supporters was so absurd it managed to stand out from the everyday nonsense you typically hear from Joe, Mika and the rest of his crazy leftist cronies on that tire fire of a show. Scarborough was full of crazy rants in the AM this year.
He also claimed Trump would wipe out the “free press.” He dismissed President Joe Biden’s many senior moments as he bragged that “behind closed doors” Biden is “sharp” and “on top of everything” and has made “Europe safe for democracy.” Scarborough also shamed GOP House members as a bunch of “weirdos, insurrectionists and freaks” for trying to impeach the President over “Biden crime family nonsense.”
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Tuesday, November 28, 2023
Squinty & Meat Puppet Tout Bidens 'Mature Mind' 🤣
What The Hell is Wrong With These People???? |
"Would I want a man who's got, straight-A student in his 40s or 50s out there? Or do I would I want someone with 40, 50 years of experience on the world stage? That includes decades of wins and losses, politically and geopolitically. And I can't think of somebody else out I'd want. You name 'em. Somebody name a better at this point, more mature mind that can attack these problems and address them with all the different levels of emotion that need to come to the moment. And, and he does it!"
"Biden has been wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades. Among Biden's foreign policy blunders were his opposition to every one of Ronald Reagan’s military programs to contest the Soviet Union.
Wednesday, September 13, 2023
Uh Oh! Squinty & Meat Puppet Are Telling Tales Out of School.
“Just to answer David’s question,” Scarborough jumped in. “Mika and I, everybody, we talk to, every political discussion, all it talks a lot about Trump, but when it comes to Joe Biden, people say, ‘Man, he’s too old to run. He’s, and I mean, he’s not going to; he’s not really going to run…'”
“When I say every discussion, I don’t mean 99% of the discussion. Every discussion,” he said. “I asked Reverend Al if he was hearing it all the time on our show this past week. He’s hearing it as well.”
“So, you know, we often will complain about Republicans who will say one thing about Donald Trump off the air and another on air,” he continued. “Well, let me just say, Democrats, off the air, will say ‘Joe Biden’s too old. Why is he running.’ On the air? They won’t say that. So, I commend David for at least raising the question, Scarborough concluded. I mean, my question, of course, Willie, is who could do a better job as president? Is Joe Biden and who can beat Donald Trump? I don’t see a lot of Democrats out there. I don’t see any Democrats out there right now that could do that.”
Friday, July 22, 2022
Oh No! CNN's New Chief Said To Be Trying To Woo Our Squinty & Meat Puppet
Tuesday, July 12, 2022
Squinty & Meat Puppet and Co. Beclown Themselves Standing Up for Kamala
Wednesday, May 4, 2022
MSNBC’s Squinty & Meat Puppet's Joe Scarborough Advising Vice President Train Wreck
The authors note that by the end of President Joe Biden's first year in office Harris was "as politically isolated as she had ever been," and "few Democrats had confidence" in her ability to be the party's standard bearer in 2024 or beyond. As a result, Harris has grown "impatient with her own aides," whom she blamed for "letting her down." The VP even "initiated an audit of her office to make it function better." No wonder she has such a hard time retaining staff.
Martin and Burns write that, in an effort to salvage her political career, "Harris began seeking out advice from beyond her inner circle, taking counsel from longtime veterans of the Washington scene like Rahm Emanuel, the Chicago mayor-turned-ambassador to Japan, and Joe Scarborough, the congressman-turned-MSNBC star."
The reporting in "This Will Not Pass" makes clear that Biden and his team of advisers were never particularly fond of Harris, whose only highlight from her failed presidential campaign in 2020 was denouncing Biden as a racist during a June 2019 primary debate. When it came time to choose a running mate, the authors write, Harris was "neither the candidate who most greatly impressed Biden's vice-presidential search committee, nor the person his advisors saw as most immediately prepared for the presidency." That assessment hasn't changed much since the election.
According to Martin and Burns, White House communications director Kate Bedingfield was among those who privately griped that "the vice presidency was not the first time in Harris's political career that she had fallen short. … Her Senate office had been messy and her presidential campaign had been a fiasco."
"Perhaps, she suggested, the problem was not the vice president's staff."
Tuesday, March 29, 2022
Let's Enjoy One of the Best of Our Favorite Media Celebs Most Embarrassing Moments, Shall We?
Thursday, January 20, 2022
Squinty Scarborough: Give Biden 2 Hours and He'll Be Talking About 7-11 Stores. 🤣🤣🤣
Clean Up on Aisle 46
They [Obama-Biden] sent the wrong signals in 2014. They're sending the wrong signals now....."
Monday, December 20, 2021
Squinty & Meat Puppet Invite Bartender to Explain Why Joe Manchin and the US Senate are a Bunch of A$$holes
Monday, June 7, 2021
Media Already Beginning to Push Excuses For Dems Potential Losses in '22 & '24 With Kooky Conspiracy Theories
Monday, January 18, 2021
Squinty & Meat Puppet Rage Against the Machine!
Tuesday, January 5, 2021
Squinty & Meat Puppet Do Journalism 🙃 Call Out Democrat Hypocrisy on Election Challenges
On today's edition of 'Morning with Squinty & Meat Puppet', Mika B. surely rattled a few cages by called out Democrats for their hypocrisy in criticizing the Republicans for challenging the election results. After noting that congressional Democrats have objected to electoral votes the last three times a Republican has been elected President, Mika B. focused on the 2004 election, in which George W. Bush defeated John Kerry.
Noting that then-Senator Barbara Boxer objected to Bush's electoral votes from Ohio, Mika cited, chapter and verse, statements at the time from fellow Democrats Dick Durbin, Chris Van Hollen, and Ed Markey praising Boxer's move. Mika contrasted that with the statements the same three Democrats have put out in recent days, condemning the current Republican challenges.
It should also be noted that then Senators Barky Obama and Hillary Clinton also objected to the 2004 election results. But no one remembers them being called "Seditious" or "Treasonous".
Tuesday, May 12, 2020
Let's All Join Hands [virtually, of course] and Say a Prayer for Poor Squinty Scarborough
Poor Joe Scarborough: the pro-Trump media is so mean to him! Squinty Joe opened this Mornings Squinty & Meat Puppet Show by moaning about how the pro-Trump media criticizes him for his
NB- Joe was awfully upset over being called out for having falsely claimed, as we noted, that "everybody saw [coronavirus] coming in early January." In fact, as late as March 10th, NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio was on . . . Morning Joe, encouraging people to go about their lives normally, claiming there was "very little threat" for the majority of New Yorkers.
And Joe was similarly distressed for having been criticized when he retweeted a doctored video falsely suggesting that Vice President Mike Pence was carrying empty boxes of PPE as a photo op. Working to weasel out of that blooper, Scarborough came close to blaming his children, suggesting he was distracted because "actually being dad, I was running around." Those darn kids!
As Morning Joe viewers know, Scarborough likes to ride his verbal hobbyhorses into the ground. Today's was "fainting couch," with Scarborough repeatedly saying that Trump supporters in the media got on their fainting couches over Joe's "mistakes."
Be sure to check the end of the video, where Scarborough pretends to be on the verge of a breakdown as he imitates the outrage of the pro-Trump media. (No Oscar for you Joe)
Note: just yesterday, a supposedly contrite Scarborough, commenting on his Twitter feud with Sen. Ted Cruz over the doctored Pence video, tweeted, "I gotta work on some things myself. I've got to do better." That didn't last long!
Monday, May 4, 2020
Man Teetering on the Edge of Insanity Says DJT is Not Well
Squinty Joe Scarborough, once a respected congressman (the dead woman found in his office aside) now regulated to a morning filler show regularly bested in the ratings by a square pants sponge cartoon character, a man who chooses to be on the wrong side of history, and not to mention married to a former adulterous peroxide poisoned co-host, should know a little about being mental disturbed. A man who rants obsessively about the President now, as any good medically trained cable news pundit is likened to do, the plastic poser is giving mental health advise to the president.
NB- In a transparent ploy to shift the focus from a doddering Joe Biden now beset with a serious allegation of sexual assault, Joe Scarborough did his best today to suggest that President Trump was not mentally "well," should "get checked out, take a rest," and "let Mike Pence run things." Scarborough first criticized President Trump for tweeting about Joe himself. After then rapping Trump for his comments on Presidents Obama and George W. Bush among other subjects, Scarborough launched into his concern-trolling spiel.
In his best faux, oh-so-serious, voice, Scarborough recited what seemed to be a canned statement:
Thursday, April 23, 2020
The Award for 'Best Staged Media Theatrics' of the Week Goes to The Duo of Squinty & Meat Puppet
Dutifully playing her appointed part, Meat Puppet Mika almost acts concerned about her husband's mental health as they went to break, asking Scarborough "do you need to go listen to the Stones, or are you okay?"
This is media Faux outrage and play for attention at it's best. I present to you the winner of 'Best Staged Media Theatrics' of the Week":
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Wednesday, April 1, 2020
The Disgraced Media Are Ramping Up Their Coronavirus History Revision
One of the big narratives from the left is that the President's handling of the Wuhan Coronavirus Pandemic has been a bungled mess. However, as the left will do, they believe that if a little is good. a lot must be better and have now driven this narrative right off a cliff with a big rewrite of recent history. Morning Joe's Squinty & Meat Puppet and their regular flathead roundtable minions have changed course from their generic TDS babble to helping lead the charge by kicking off the mornings at MSNBC with the historical rewrite of the handling of the Coronavirus:
"We've heard, Zeke Emanuel, that nobody could have seen this coming. The fact is, everybody saw this coming. Everybody saw this coming in early January."That claim is as bold as it is false. Whereas Scarborough claims that "everybody saw this coming" in early January, the earliest mention we can find Scarborough making of the disease was February 24th when an “expert” came Morning Joe and said Americans should worry about the flu, not the Coronavirus.
Let’s take a look at what “everyone” was doing in early January courtesy of Brandon Morse:
In early January, China was busy trying to cover up the pandemic they were creating. As Jim Geraghty at National Review covered on a descriptive timeline, early January saw the Chinese government rounding up doctors who spoke too loudly about the virus’s spread, ordering samples destroyed, and spreading lies about the contagious nature of COVID-19 by saying there was zero evidence of human-to-human transmission when there clearly was.
It wasn’t until January 6 that the first American media outlet covered the virus. The New York Times released an article, but instead of raising the alarm, the NYT author’s reporting was based off the Chinese government’s claim that there was no human-to-human transmission of the virus and that “we should not go into panic mode”. The claim that the virus couldn’t be spread from human to human continued and even the World Health Organization was declaring that the outbreak was already being contained thanks to China’s expertise at managing outbreaks, and even recommended not putting any trade or travel restrictions on China. That was on January 8......
What was the American left doing during that time?
Impeaching Trump.
As the virus was tearing through China, the left that Scarborough says saw the virus coming was busy putting on a show to tear down Trump with the ginned-up Ukraine scandal. Pelosi was busy handing out pens that she used to sign the impeachment papers while the media was busy reporting that every new witness was the witness that would bring down Trump.
MSNBC was busy parroting Iranian military numbers on how many Americans it killed during a missile strike on Iran. The leftist media was also trying to push the idea that now very dead Iranian General Qassem Soleimani, whom Trump had killed after an attack on an American embassy, was actually a pretty great guy compared to Orange Man, and was even giving you tips on how to teach your children that.
Leftist leaders in various cities were even making a show of preparing America for a disaster, but not from a virus, from Iran retaliating against America. One leftist celebrity, Rose McGowan, was even begging Iran not to hurt us.
Climate alarmists were warning of a great disaster. Not from a virus, but from binge-watching Netflix, which they claimed was bad for the environment.
What was Scarborough himself up to?...
Number of @JoeNBC tweets in January by topic:
Impeachment (29) Election (11) Sports (7) Coronavirus (0)
I could go on but you get the point. Pretty much no one was raising any alarms about the Coronavirus in early January, even the leftist media, who were all too busy trying to get Trump impeached and defend Iran, our enemy....."If they did know, as Squinty Joe claimed, then they look immensely horrible for focusing on trying to hurt Trump as this virus was bearing down on the globe.
Thursday, February 13, 2020
Feeling Their Irrelevance, Squinty & Meat Puppet Claim DJT Wants To Jail Them
In denial they are really just network time-filler and believing they are of any relevance in today's media, Joe claimed that if he could, Trump would arrest Mika and him, along with every
The media tried this tactic before the election. None of this has ever happened, but they just keep predicting it. They have to pretend pulling Jim Acosta's "news" credentials for a week is somehow like wasting away in the Gulag somewhere. The reality is that all presidents have had an adversarial relationship with the press. You need look no further than President Trump's predecessor. Then New York Times reporter James Risen called Barack Obama's administration "the greatest enemy of press freedom in a generation.”
Two things Joe. (in Joe Biden's voice) No.1 - You have no viewers and ain't that important. No.2 - Why would DJT throw in jail the thing he, with just one tweet, can make an entire profession wet their pants with rage and expose as the false monolith of truth you really are??
Squinty Speaks:
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Monday, February 10, 2020
WAPO: It's a Lie That the Democrat Race is Between Moderates and Socialists. Let's Face It, They're All a Bunch of Radical Socialists.
"The candidates are fighting an ideological war between "left" and "center." This narrative is false, and it is hardly benign. It minimizes the bold policy ambitions of those in the mislabeled "centrist" lane and falsely characterizes those on the left flank as braver or more committed to reform.
Then there are the policy moves that practically all Democrats agree on: giving legal safe harbor to the young immigrants known as "dreamers"; reviving and expanding President Barack Obama's climate regulations; reengaging with Iran; raising the minimum wage; keeping abortion legal; cracking down on guns. They want maximum government control in achieving their goals...
In fact, every major Democratic candidate is running on an agenda to the left of Mr. Obama's."The Washington Post will renounce this op-ed and claim it didn't mean what it plainly means when it becomes inconvenient in the general election, and they pivot to claiming the candidate they've admitted is a radical socialist is now a "centrist moderate." But for now, they've admitted it.
This morning, James Carville once again offered his own warnings about Bernie Sanders. On today's 'Covfefe with Squinty & Meat Puppet', Carville spoke in literally apocalyptic terms, warning that the Democrat Party is that if Democrats nominate another Jeremy Corbyn [i.e., Bernie Sanders], it's going to be the "end of days."
Tuesday, January 28, 2020
Squinty & Meat Puppet's Cheap Imitation of Don Lemon's Laughing Clown Show
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