MIDDLE FINGER NEWS SERVICE:
MFNS - In a positive sign for the former New York mayor, a new Middle Finger News Service poll indicates that an increasing number of Americans would vote for Michael Bloomberg if that would make him stop airing campaign ads.
The poll found that sixteen percent of those surveyed were “somewhat likely” to vote for Bloomberg if that would convince him to stop airing ads, twenty-one percent were “very likely” to do so for that reason, and a whopping thirty-three percent “strongly agreed” with the statement “Seriously, I’ll do whatever he wants—please, just make them stop right now.”
By contrast, only eight percent said that they would vote for Bloomberg’s fellow-billionaire Tom Steyer if that would make Steyer stop airing his ads.
At Bloomberg campaign headquarters, in New York, the campaign’s chief strategist, Harland Dorrinson, told us that the poll numbers made it clear that “Mike’s ads are having exactly their desired effect. If these many people are willing to vote for Mike to make him stop airing ads after he’s spent only two hundred million, imagine how many will vote to stop him after he spends another eight hundred million,” Dorrinson crowed.
In a new Bloomberg ad airing this week, the candidate addresses the viewer directly, stating, “Hi, I’m Mike Bloomberg. Do you want to see more of these ads? The choice is yours,” before the screen abruptly goes black.
The present day 'the sky is falling' crowd have been warning us that global warming is an existential threat to all humanity and little puppies everywhere, and even some idiot suggested recently we only have 15 years left until life on Earth is wiped out. Thankfully, that threat may just have ended. The New York Post reports that the mega rich Barky and Big Mike have moved on up to a playground of the rich and famous and bought themselves a mega-mansion on Martha’s Vineyard. I’m not sure if this means anything, but the mansion is located at 79 Turkeyland Cove. The Obamas had been renting the house over the summer and they made an offer to buy. The house is in escrow and reportedly went for around $15 million.
Now you're probably saying, Diogenes, what the hell has this got to do with Global Warmin'?' Well, there’s a couple of reasons why I believe this mansion purchase on Martha’s Vineyard by the Obamas signals the end to global warming alarmism:
Firstly, the upkeep and operation of a 7000 square-feet pad with kitchen efficient enough to keep Mike fed and the massive lawn of the 29 acre compound is one hell of a carbon footprint. Anyone who was genuinely concerned that global warming is man-made would have to be a special kind of selfish a-hole to purchase such a gaudy polluting property. Don't ya think?
Secondly, this mansion is on the Atlantic ocean and right up on the beach. If man-made global warming was actually causing the sea levels to rise, nobody in their right mind would drop $15 million on an estate that they thought was going to be swallowed up by the ocean any day now. Granted, the Obamas are special kinds of a-holes, but they aren’t the kind who would throw $15 million away. Clearly they aren’t concerned about global warming or they would have bought a mansion in Aspen, a mile above sea level.
And what was that thing Obama said about wealth? Oh yeah, he said “I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money.” I guess owning a mansion in DC and a spread in the Vineyard is a good indication they haven't made enough yet, seeing they are still raking it in and already worth an estimated $135 million, which ain’t bad for two talentless unremarkable people.
The good news in all this is however is the Obamas glaring hypocrisy signals an unofficial end to the global warming hoax. For once their actions result in something positive.
