Showing posts with label Madame Cankles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Madame Cankles. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Who Cares If Your Not Time's Person of the Year When You're Moses

After failing to take the White House, a place she felt she deserved, Hillary Clinton has lost out on another honor that was supposed to be hers. Time Magazine has named Donald Trump “The Person of The Year.” And while the President-elect was named the most influential person of 2016, you wouldn’t know it by the accompanying article. Left-leaning Time slams Trump as a “huckster” and a “demagogue,” reserving all of the praise for Hillary who they call “an American Moses.”
Time loves Hillary Clinton so much and it kills them that she lost the election. It’s surprising that they didn’t go ahead and name her POTY anyway, but they more than made up for it in her profile. The magazine excuses all of Hillary’s failings, blaming a media that hasn’t been fair to her. All of this culminates with this puke-inducing assessment:
"In her 1969 commencement address to her class at Wellesley College, Clinton called politics “the art of making what appears to be impossible possible.” In this, she has succeeded. Like an American Moses, she was an imperfect prophet, leading women to the edge of the Promised Land. Now it’s up to another woman to enter it."
Well, they are kind of right about Hillary making the impossible possible. No one gave Donald Trump a snowball’s chance in Hell of winning the presidency, but thanks to Hillary’s terrible campaign and overall scumminess, he’s the President-elect.
As for the Moses thing? Not so much. Moses led the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt to the Promised Land. Along the way, he escaped the Pharaoh’s army by parting the Red Sea. In order for this to be an appropriate analogy, Moses would have led the Israelites from the Promised Land into bondage in Egypt. Also, there would have been no roadblocks along the way and Moses would still have managed to find a way to screw it up.
Had Hillary won the presidency, there would have been another similarity: she would have unleashed a wave of plagues across the land. Instead of water into blood, frogs, lice, flies, disease, boils, hail of fire, locusts, darkness, and infant death, Hillary would have brought liberalism, progressivism, socialism, fascism, cronyism, hypocrisy, corruption, deceit, rape, and bullshit raining from the sky. We would have envied Egypt.  
The only similarities between Moses and Hillary are that they are both old and have wandered around aimlessly for 40 years.

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Getting to Know the Real Madam Cankles

Hillary and Gal Pal Mule Strep
"If only we could get to know the real Hillary Clinton.  
"Over 25 years, the public surely has attained an accurate-enough picture of Hillary Clinton. They may not know all the details of her advocacy work as a young woman, but they have seen her smash-mouth partisanship, her grating insincerity, her gross money-grubbing, her serial dishonesties, her cat-on-a-hot-tin-roof caution, and her grind-out ambition that has lacked a light touch or any poetry......"
"Hillary always points out how she is a target for attack, but the two controversies that have dogged her in the past year were entirely of her own doing. No enemy of hers forced her to circumvent the rules to try to keep her official e-mails off the grid, or to take $675,000 from Goldman Sachs for three speeches. She did this to herself -- because she thought she could get away with it." - Rich Lowry

DNC Day 2: Bernie Folds like a Cheap Lawn Chair, Bill Tries to Sell Us a Lemon

 Earl Done This

Friday, July 22, 2016

Hillary Gets a New Pet

Controversy Brews for Second Night of Hillary's Democrat Convention Coronation

Democrats Plan to Pander to Thugs, BLM and Low-Fo's

Tuesday's nights keynote speaker at the DNC convention in Philadelphia will be the the nominee's husband, the lecher Bill Clinton. And keeping with the low class theme of the night will also featured controversial speakers from 'Mother's of the Movement'.

The Mothers of the Movement speakers include such illustrious ghetto celebrities as Gwen Carr, mother of Eric Garner; Sybrina Fulton, mother of Trayvon Martin; Maria Hamilton, mother of Dontré Hamilton; Lucia McBath, mother of Jordan Davis; Lezley McSpadden, mother of Michael Brown; Cleopatra Pendleton-Cowley, mother of Hadiya Pendleton; Geneva Reed-Veal, mother of Sandra Bland. And some in Philly are rightfully not very happy with the decision to give them front row exposure.....
WT- "Philadelphia’s police union is blasting Hillary Clinton for inviting relatives of victims of police shootings to speak at the Democratic National Convention, but failing to include relatives of slain police officers. John McNesby, president of the Fraternal Order of Police Lodge 5, said the union was “shocked and saddened” by the planned choice of speakers at the convention, which opens Monday in Philadelphia.
“The Fraternal Order of Police is insulted and will not soon forget that the Democratic Party and Hillary Clinton are excluding the widows and other family members of police officers killed in the line of duty who were victims of explicit and not implied racism,” Mr. McNesby said in a statement.
He said it’s “sad that to win an election Mrs. Clinton must pander to the interests of people who do not know all the facts, while the men and women they seek to destroy are outside protecting the political institutions of this country.
“Mrs. Clinton, you should be ashamed of yourself, if that is possible.”
Thank You MJA for the Linkage 

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Warning: You may find it uncomfortable. And so, you may not want to look at this stuff."

NewsBusters - Warning, sensitive viewers may want to look away. That’s essentially what Rachel Maddow told liberal watchers on Wednesday night before showing a picture of anti-Hillary Clinton buttons at the Republican convention. Considering the hateful rhetoric that’s come out of MSNBC for years, perhaps that viewer warning should have appeared in the past. 
The buttons included ones that read “Hillary for prison” and “Vote no to Monica’s ex-boyfriend’s wife in 2016.” Maddow informed viewers, “You may find it uncomfortable. And so, you may not want to look at this stuff. But these are some of the pins that are being sold at the venue.”

Maddow continued, “But from calling Hillary Clinton a bitch, to the KFC special referring to her breasts and thighs and left-wing and all of those other things. That's part of the merchandise of the RNC.”
Certainly, journalist using bad language towards people in public life or making vulgar comments is inappropriate. But that’s never stopped the journalists on MSNBC. Former network anchor Martin Bashir in 2013 wished that someone would defecate and urinate on Sarah Palin.
In 2008, then-anchor Keith Olbermann accused George W. Bush of “murderous deceit” and told the Republican to “shut the hell up.” In 2016, Chris Matthews slimed that Ted Cruz “operates below the level of human life.”
You can view the video here. But only at your own risk, snowflakes. You've been warned! 

Saturday, July 16, 2016

From the Clinton Crime Family Album

Hillary Rodham - aka Madam Cankles, aka Hillary Clinton - 1965.  Prepared to Embark 
on a life of Lies, Deceit, Ugly Pantsuits, and Historic Public and Political Corruption.

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Bernie Feels the Devil's Heat After Selling Her His Soul

It is the wonderful day when Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton holds hands and say “Bernie Sanders, you have done MANY GOOD THINGS and I will listen to you about Free College For  Everybody and More Better Public Options,” and Bernie Sanders will say, “I REALLY HATE DONALD TRUMP AND I GUESS YOU ARE NOT THE WHORE OF BABYLON. MAYBE!” ......and everything is wonderful in democratland. 

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

A Rare Moment of Lucidity

"Rarely have 30 minutes of television so perfectly encapsulated the decline and fall of the rule of law and the extraordinary privileges enjoyed by America's liberal elite. After listing abuse after abuse -- and detailing lie after lie -- Comey declared that 'no reasonable prosecutor' would prosecute Hillary for her obvious and manifest crimes. It's good to be a Clinton. ...Rules and standards are for the little people. 
The FBI demolished every Clinton excuse and blew apart every Clinton lie, but soon she might well walk into rooms serenaded to the sweet sounds of 'Hail to the Chief.' To paraphrase the words of Benjamin Franklin, we've got a banana republic, if Hillary can keep it." - NRO

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Snoop Dogg to Pimp for Hillary and the DNC

Famed Social Scientist and Entertainer Rapper, Calvin Broadus, Jr. 
In an attempt to get the ghetto rats interested in the election and back on the reservation for Hillary, Calvin Broadus , aka Snoop Dogg's latest act will be to bring together the Democratic Party.  The rapper is set to headline a "unity party" following the last night of the Democratic National Convention on July 28 in Philadelphia co-hosted by the super PACs Priorities USA, the Senate Majority PAC and the House Majority PAC, the groups announced Tuesday.
Mr. Dogg announced that he would be supporting Hillary Clinton less than a month after she declared her candidacy in May 2015. 
"You know I like to be politically correct, but sometimes I’m politically incorrect. Watch What Happens Live. But I’ll say that I would love to see bitches a woman in office because I feel like we’re at that stage in life to where we need a perspective other than the male’s train of thought. And just to have bitches a woman speaking from a global perspective as far as representing America, I’d love to see that. So I’ll be voting for da bitch Ms. Clinton." 
The groups also announced that the Grammy-winning group Los Lobos will perform.  And I would imagine a heavy presence of Police and Emergency Medical personal will also be in attendance.


So Much For The Rule of Law

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Hillary Tries to Shove Trump’s Terrorism Speech Right Back Down His Throat. Fails Miserably

Yesterday Madam Cankles called the Orlando attacks both an act of terrorism AND a hate crime against the Rump ranger community, which means she can actually hold two thoughts in her head at once. She also made it clear she was tired of Donald Trump’s shit and she just had to react to it.
"Donald Trump wants to be our next commander in chief. I think we all know that that is a job that demands a calm, collected and dignified response to these kinds of events. Instead, yesterday morning, just one day after the massacre, he went on TV and suggested that President Obama is on the side of the terrorists." 
Excuse me Madam, a growing number of Americans, after watching and listening to you and your former boss deal with Islam here and abroad for eight years, believe just that. Barack Obama is the Andrea Merkel of the Western hemisphere.

Then she said those words. Those not to be spoken words.....(GASP).....
"The barbarity we face from radical jihad is profound. Now, I read every word of Donald Trump’s speech yesterday, and I sifted through all the bizarre rants and outright lies, and what I found, once you cut through the nonsense, is that his plan comes down to two things:
First, he is fixated on the words “Radical Islam.” (GASP) Now, I must say I find this strange. Is Donald Trump suggesting that there are magic words, when uttered, that once uttered, will stop terrorists from coming after us?
She then went on to explain the problem with Trump’s calls for a ban on Muslims.
"In this instance, Donald’s words are especially nonsensical, because the terrorist who carried out this attack wasn’t born in Afghanistan, as Donald Trump said yesterday. He was born in Queens, New York, just like Donald was himself."
Therein lays the one thing you and the loony left fail to understand. Islam's call to kill infidels is 1400 years old, and is especially appealing to those who are completely mentally destabilized by having no concept of freedom or western cultural roots. It doesn't matter if you where born in Detroit, NYC, Los Angles, Medina or Baghdad. If you subscribe to a 7th century philosophy of an epileptic warlord named Mohammad who encourages through his phony religious writings to kill anyone who does not believe as he does, you are an enemy of freedom, and thus my enemy.  

The fact the refugees being allowed into this country are not the persecuted Christian of the middle east, but muslims, proves a lot to us about Barack Obama and your leftist ideals.   
"Let’s get this straight. We have reached the point where people cannot board airplanes with full bottles of shampoo, but people being watched by the FBI for suspected terrorist links can buy a gun with no questions asked. That is absurd....."
That's a little fact you yourself should be asking of your former boss! With the Orlando shooters record of violence, a father who has obvious ties to his home country and well-known anti-American views as well an ideological supporter of the Afghan Taliban, Homeland Security and FBI should have been all over these people. But as we know, the government agencies increasingly have more pressing matters to attend to these days.  

So madam Hillary, why should we continue to follow the political Left’s prescription of opening our gates even further and force multiculturalism mostly on white Judeo-Christian communities. (America has never forced ethnic groups to welcome other ethnic groups or white people to ethnic communities). We can see it your way and wait for through about 2 generations of killings (Orlando) and by that time western civilization will be dead and we will be a sharia-governed country where the Left will be the biggest loser of all, because Islam hates most of what they revere (Orlando!)!


Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Her Plans for the Destruction of America as We Know It.

From Hillary Clinton's website:

As president, Hillary Clinton will:
* Defend President Obama’s executive actions to provide deportation relief for DREAMers and parents of Americans and lawful residents, and extend those actions to additional persons with sympathetic cases if Congress refuses to act and enact comprehensive immigration reform to create a pathway to citizenship, keep families together, and enable millions of workers to come out of the shadows. 
* Defend President Obama’s DACA and DAPA executive actions. President Obama’s executive actions that provide relief from deportation for DREAMers and parents of Americans and lawful residents would protect an estimated 5 million people. Hillary will defend DACA and DAPA against partisan attacks and politically motivated lawsuits that would put DREAMers and others at risk of deportation.
* Create a national Office of Immigrant Affairs to ensure successful immigrant and refugee integration in every community. Given the cross-cutting nature of immigrant integration policy concerns, Hillary believes it is critical that there be a proactive effort to coordinate policies and programs across federal agencies and with state and local governments. 
* Expand access to affordable health care to all families. Hillary has been fighting her entire life to ensure that families have access to affordable health care. She sponsored the Immigrant Children’s Health Improvement Act in the Senate, which later became law and allows immigrant children and pregnant women to obtain Medicaid and SCHIP.
* Close private immigrant detention centers. Hillary will end private immigrant detention centers. She believes we should move away from contracting out this critical government function to private corporations and private industry incentives that may contribute—or have the appearance of contributing—to over-incarceration.

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Clinton Enabler George Soros and The Panama Papers

Fox News - Billionaire George Soros, who has spent millions of dollars financing Democrats and left-wing causes, used a controversial Panamanian law firm to establish a web of offshore investment partnerships that operate around the world and out of the scrutiny of U.S. regulators, according to leaked documents.

The so-called Panama Papers, a trove of 11.5 million financial documents tracing the Mossack Fonseca law firm’s efforts to help politicians, celebrities and criminals shield their money from taxes, contain links to Soros, who funds the journalism group that is disseminating the information. So far, the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists (ICIJ) has been silent on its benefactor’s ties to the law firm. News stories about offshore bank accounts revealed by the Panama Papers brought down Iceland’s prime minister last month. Heads of state, Hollywood stars, heiresses, arms dealers and drug lords who established secret offshore companies and bank accounts.

Soros’ offshore companies may not pay U.S. taxes but the billionaire donates lots of money to Democrats who write and enforce the tax laws. In the 2004 presidential election, he contributed $24 million to George Bush’s opponents. He is the largest donor to Hillary Clinton’s campaign for the presidency, plunking down $8 million, so far. He has donated “up to $1 million” to the Clinton Foundation. And Secretary of State Clinton’s emails reveal that Soros has lobbied her on behalf of his interests, which encircle the globe, mostly in the dark.

Thursday, April 28, 2016


The journalist Glenn Greenwald once wrote that “American political culture quickly and always outpaces any attempt to satirize it.” He was right, and that was even before the 2016 election circus rolled into town.