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Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Crazy Ol' Gray Headed Woman Joins Another Unhinged Washed up Comedian as Trump Hate Artist

Where do comedians turn when they're no longer funny and become angry, hateful and unhinged because the world is not to their liking? In the case of the now slightly disturbed Jim Carrey, he has taken to relieving his hate by doing demented anti-Trump art.  Word is that Porky Rosie O'Donnell has also taken to doing artwork as a way to cope with her own intense Trump Derangement Syndrome, and is trying to selling it online. Now I'm not old enough to remember Rosie O'Donnell ever saying anything funny, so I'll have to take y'alls word for it that she's actually a comedian.  I do know the portly O'Donnell and Donald Trump have had a long standing feud and the election of DJT pushed her right over the cliff and straight into mental la-la land, and probably some serious meds.

She writes in a disjointed description on the website:
“I started doodling on my ipad..... many images of trump and his regime sadness, rage and disappointment flowed out my finger and then an apple I pen...... selling six at a time all money collected with me matched by me and donated to charities ones he hates........we can do this America save our nation love and peace as we move forward we are getting closer…he’s going down, and then we heal.”
I'm not sure I've ever heard of someone who hates a charity, but I guess we have to remember who's talking. Anyway, here's a taste of porky's artwork you too can own for as little as $125.

Yeah, first thing that does comes to mind is an element of a hostile, and fragile mind. Among other pieces for sale are “Vote Him Out,” depicting Trump with a red race and has “vote him out now,” written across the top and “illegitimate liar,” written across the bottom of the painting.  I wonder if any of those other has-been comedians like David Letterman and Kathy Griffin ever considered a more healthy, cerebral outlet for their hatred and rage in this age of Trump. 
* Thank You MJA for the Linkage! *

Thursday, March 22, 2018

All-Women's College Tells Faculty Not To Call Students 'Women' To Avoid 'Misgendering'

File in MoonBats on Parade:

Located in South Hadley, Massachusetts, Mount Holyoke College is a highly selective, nondenominational, residential, research liberal arts college for women. In fact, the school's own description explains that the college was founded as a response to all-male Ivy League colleges back in the day when higher education institutions were segregated by gender.
“Mount Holyoke is renowned for educating women leaders, from medical pioneers to Pulitzer Prize–winning playwrights.”
Mount Holyoke College, which self-describes as an all-women's school, is now instructing professors and faculty to stop calling their students “women” because it may offend someone who doesn’t identify as a woman. At an all-women's school.

To help professors avoid offending a girl who doesn’t think she’s a girl at this girls-only institution, the college published a guide to “Supporting Trans and Non-Binary Students,” which gives teachers tips on how to keep from “misgendering” someone in their classroom.
“Avoid making statements like ‘We’re all women here...’, “Use gender neutral language whenever possible, but certainly in your syllabus and other general written communication. If you do introductions for the whole class, suggest that students say their names, pronouns, and something related to your course. Don’t assume you can tell what pronouns someone uses based on their appearance."
Hilariously, Mount Holyoke violates its own non-binary rules by openly touting itself as a “women’s college” that has “led the way in women’s education,” according to the school’s website........ 

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Making America Fit Again: Anti-Trump Aerobics

Nothing coming out of San Francisco should come as a surprise to anyone. This little bit of nonsense should be no different. The Alley Cat Book Store, located in the San Francisco's Mission District, is ordinarily a quiet space for book lovers to peruse multicolored shelves for their next literary adventure. But on Sunday, the small bookstore buzzed with energy as a group of leggings-clad Bay Area residents protested Donald Trump's presidency in the form of a sweaty cardio workout.

"We are here because in this era, in this nation, we need to use our full bodies to resist fascism!" cried Margaret McCarthy, one of two organizers of the event. "This is a wonderful example of bringing levity and community to the resistance," said Vanessa Schneider, an aerobics participant, before the session. "I really hope it includes some of Trump's specific movements, so I can expand my repertoire of gestures."

McCarthy, a performance artist, and Liat Berdugo, an artist, writer, and assistant professor at the University of San Francisco, led the attendees in an uproarious routine involving Democratic-blue sweatbands, Trumpian red ties, and rhythmic slogans: 

"Don't buy Ivanka's shoes!" McCarthy called out, marching to the beat. "Don't buy Ivanka's shoes!" the participants echoed. "Fuck Mar-a-Lago!" she continued, swinging a tielike a golf club. "Fuck Mar-a-Lago!" they mimicked. "Don't read his tweets," Berdugo said in hushed voice, using the tie to shield her eyes. Each new slogan ended with cheers and whoops. As the session wound down, McCarthy and Berdugo asked each participant to knot their red ties together to form a large circle.

The group assembled for a rigorous hour of Anti-Trump Aerobics as the final event in an artist- and activist-organized series called 100 Days Action. The calendar of events, which kicked off on January 20 with an Inaugural Ball, responded tit-for-tat to the Trump administration's activities in its first 100 days. 

Events included Hats for Science, where participants knitted caps for the Science March, and Black Lives Matter at ATA, a film night about racial justice in honor of Black History Month. The night before the aerobics event, the collective also threw a 100 Days No Ban Dance Party, featuring music from the seven countries targeted in Trump's blocked travel ban. You can see a little taste of the nonsense Here.

It has become so much fun to watch the very presence of Donald Trump on this planet continue to drive the lefties absolutely insane.....

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

(Mother Jones)
(Attila the Hunk)

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Huffington Post Op-Ed: Beat Up Trump Supporters

The Huffington Post today published an Op-Ed by a leftist calling for and justifying violence against Trump supporters. One reason? Trump and what he stands for must be stopped by any means necessary. For another, violence sometimes makes good things happen:

Violent resistance matters. Riots can lead to major change (*note the irony of that hyperlink going to a Vox article). It’s not liberal politicians or masses that historians identify as the spark underlying the modern movement for LGBTQ equality. Nor was it a think piece from some smarmy liberal writer. It was the people who took to the streets during the Stonewall Uprising. It was the Watts Rebellion, not the Watts Battle of Ideas, that exposed the enduring systemic neglect, poverty, inequality, and racism faced by that community. Similarly, it was the LA Uprising, not the LA Protests, that led to significant changes in the Los Angeles Police Department. More recently, the Ferguson and Baltimore Uprisings both helped prompt the Justice Department to investigate their corrupt police forces. And since we’re talking about fascism, it’s worth remembering that it wasn’t the election of a moderate centrist (hello, Hillary) or a sanguine protest that stopped its ascent in Europe. It was, primarily, the Russian military, and to a lesser extent the US military; neither of which practiced nonviolence if memory serves. - Read More
Remember this when President Trump gets elected on a law and order platform, positioning himself as the only thing standing between law-abiding Americans and these violent left-wing hysterics. What’s going to happen to these Social Justice Warriors when they find that the general public is not as spineless as college administrators?

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Clinton Enabler George Soros and The Panama Papers

Fox News - Billionaire George Soros, who has spent millions of dollars financing Democrats and left-wing causes, used a controversial Panamanian law firm to establish a web of offshore investment partnerships that operate around the world and out of the scrutiny of U.S. regulators, according to leaked documents.

The so-called Panama Papers, a trove of 11.5 million financial documents tracing the Mossack Fonseca law firm’s efforts to help politicians, celebrities and criminals shield their money from taxes, contain links to Soros, who funds the journalism group that is disseminating the information. So far, the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists (ICIJ) has been silent on its benefactor’s ties to the law firm. News stories about offshore bank accounts revealed by the Panama Papers brought down Iceland’s prime minister last month. Heads of state, Hollywood stars, heiresses, arms dealers and drug lords who established secret offshore companies and bank accounts.

Soros’ offshore companies may not pay U.S. taxes but the billionaire donates lots of money to Democrats who write and enforce the tax laws. In the 2004 presidential election, he contributed $24 million to George Bush’s opponents. He is the largest donor to Hillary Clinton’s campaign for the presidency, plunking down $8 million, so far. He has donated “up to $1 million” to the Clinton Foundation. And Secretary of State Clinton’s emails reveal that Soros has lobbied her on behalf of his interests, which encircle the globe, mostly in the dark.

Saturday, May 14, 2016

Protect Yourself From Hillary: You Too Can Have the Brain Force of Alex Jones and Roger Stone

We all realize we live in dangerous times, and we are reminded daily by the Tinfoil Hat brigades that conspiracies lurk around ever corner. And former Richard Nixon dirty trickster and super-important truth-teller Roger Stone wants America to know that he’s ready for anything Hillary Clinton is personally planning to throw at him, because this isn’t his first dance and he knows the Clinton Mafia likes to play rough. 

Like that time they totally killed JFK Jr. by blowing up his plane and miraculously making the wreckage look like it hit the water intact. So it should be no surprise that Stone, in an interview Thursday with the self confessed late night cockroach assassin on Alex Jones' Fantasy Internet Fest, warned Hillary Clinton: If she comes at the King, she'd best not miss. 

Stone, a man who is so tough that he has a tattoo of Richard Nixon between his shoulder blades, is a man who laughs at danger, but that does not mean he doesn't take precautions (not that he'd ever compromise Tactical Ops by providing any details of course). Noting that “My security people asked me not to talk about it,” Stone allowed as how he has indeed “increased my personal security and that around my home,” since he's well aware “the Clintons have a track record of having people commit suicide. 

We have no doubt he sleeps with a machete, plus maybe a shiv made out of a human femur. Nevertheless, knowing that his life is in peril every moment, he offered this warning not to believe the Clinton lie machine if something should happen to him:
"Alex. If in a couple weeks they tell you that I committed suicide because I was depressed, or if I get hit by a truck crossing the street, or if they tell you I was killed in a freak hunting accident, don’t believe it. Hillary Clinton’s the major perp and she needs to be exposed.  I’m in perfectly good health, I’m in a great mood. I am working 18-hour days.......I’m gonna be honest with you. I wouldn’t make it without Brain Force. I went online, I bought some Brain Force. I pop those in the morning, I pop those at night, I get four, five hours more work!"   
The “Hillary’s gonna kill me” stuff was a perfect segue to a glowing endorsement for Alex Jones’s tremendous nutritional supplement scam pills, which promise to help you “Flip the switch and supercharge your state of mind,” because Brain Force is “the next generation of neural activation.” Only $29.95 for 30 capsules! (Daily dosage: 2 capsules a day) Better get you some Brain Force capsules so YOU won’t be caught off guard by the Clinton Death Machine! [Machete sold separately]

Somehow, thinking of a bunch of Alex Jones fans sending him money for BRAIN FORCE pills to enhance their neurons (already protected by tinfoil hats) gives us a warm peppy glow that’s sure to take us through the weekend. And at no cost whatsoever!

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Finally: Something Moochell Obama and I Agree On.

She Doesn't Like Seeing Herself On TV

The famously self-confident first lady admitted she avoids watching herself on TV –
“because it’s kind of uncomfortable … Like oh, I don’t like the way I looked. 
excerpts from DownTrend

The last time we heard from Michelle Obama she was bragging about how sexy she thought she was. In a stunning reversal, the First Lady now says she feels uncomfortable looking at herself on TV, indicating that maybe she doesn’t think she’s terribly attractive. 

Join the club Mo! It only took you seven and half years, but you finally realized that you're unpleasant to the eyes and ears of all Americans.
“My bottom teeth stick out a little bit. And if I had had braces, they would be fixed by now. So for all of you who don’t like your braces, you will appreciate it when you’re my age.”
Man, she is way off on what makes her so hard to look at. It ain’t her bottom teeth, though they are kind of funky, but rather the whole package.

However, as soon as her semi-honest assessment arrived, it disappeared into the classic Obama lack of self-awareness. She was asked what her plans are when she and her husband mercifully leave the White House:
“Sometimes I like to travel when I’m not too tired, and you know what, the president and I, we might just take a vacation … we might just do nothing for a second.”
Traveling, taking vacations, and doing nothing on the taxpayer’s dime is all the Obamas have done since they got to Washington. How is it even possible to do less than what the Obamas have done, or more correctly not done? Plus, it’s going to be a lot harder to vacay when the American people aren’t footing the bill. A community organizer’s salary doesn’t pay for five-star accommodations.

From a privileged black family, she has no idea what the real world is like. Living it up on our tax dollars, Moochell is having a great time traveling the world in luxury while we watch our standard of living decline. And with the size of that ass she has never missed a meal no doubt.

First, her skin color kept her back, then her gender was a hurdle to cross, and her sex appeal almost stood between her and success.  

Butt Michelle has finally realized what the rest of us have known along:  She's Monkey Butt Ugly. Hopefully she finally shows some respect to the country and keeps her ugly mug and her clown wardrobe off of TV for the remainder of her husband’s final days in office.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

The Kookiest Idea Yet For Getting Guns Off the Streets

ACC - A new idea being pushed by gun control advocates hellbent in their beliefs that firearms, not the criminals who use them, are the real dangers to society has pushed the limits of absurdity to all new levels.

Officials in Tacoma, Washington want people to drop off guns the same way we drop of library books. By placing gun “drop boxes” into residential neighborhoods –specifically away from police presence– the city hopes that the lack of police oversight will encourage people turn in guns.

No, this is not a joke. The world of stupid ideas is stacked with notables, but its entirely possible this one may take home the All-Time Champion award.

Tacoma Police Chief Don Ramsdell defended the idea saying:
“The main intent and goal is just to get these weapons off the streets.”
Melissa Cordeiro, Gang Reduction Project Coordinator for Tacoma, also defended the idea stating: 
“It takes out the up-front interaction with law enforcement. They would just have to drop the gun off and later law enforcement would swing by and pick it up out of the drop box.” 
Commentary from the sane side of the isle has chimed in too. Tacoma Police Union President Sgt. Jim Barrett made (obvious) observations about the usefulness of the boxes:
“Are we really expecting these people to walk down the street to this drop box, with the gun tucked in their shorts, and drop it off?” he asked, “It doesn’t seem to me to be a well thought-out process as of right now.” 
The amount of lunacy and number of flaws surrounding this idea are too numerous to count, but here’s a few:

Expecting a criminal, someone who uses a gun for illegal activity, to simply turn theirs in thereby diminishing their own job performance prospects is ludicrous. It’s like asking an Uber driver to turn in their oil filter, yes you can still go to work but you just voluntarily made things a lot harder on yourself. Even if the idea were realistic the criminal could sell, pawn or find another way to get rid of the gun in exchange for money or something of value as opposed to just voluntarily giving it away.

Legal gun owners would also opt to sell their firearms instead of just throwing them away. For those convinced this idea would take off the streets — in what universe is placing a box full of guns somewhere away from police eyes a good idea? So here you’d have a box, no matter how secure, that criminals know:
a) Has guns in it
b) Has specifically been placed in an area void of police (to encourage people to use the box)
Talk about “lead me not into temptation". Ideas this bad don’t come around everyday but when they do you can bet your bottom dollar on this; they’re the brainchildren of liberal politicians and bureaucrats who are driven by their ideological notions of a utopian society.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Serial Prevaricator Susan Rice

A  Retrospective Defense of U.S. Army Deserter Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl

by Robert Janicki

On Wednesday, the United States Army charged Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl with 'desertion of duty and misbehaving before the enemy', while on duty and serving in Afghanistan in 2009.  Most people understand the concept of desertion, which implies voluntarily leaving an assigned military area without permission or privilege.  Since the trade of the five Taliban military commanders in 2014 for Sgt. Bergdahl, a rising chorus has arisen to indicate that Bergdahl voluntarily left his assigned post in Afghanistan because of his disgust and disdain for America, not a charge to be lightly made, which thus characterized Bergdahl as being at the very least a deserter.

Watch the video of Susan Rice as National Security Adviser to President Obama going on the Sunday TV News talk show circuit when the Obama administration traded five Taliban terrorists for the return of Sgt. Bergdahl back in 2014.  Pay special attention to Rice's comments describing Sgt. Bergdahl as having "served with honor and distinction" while in the Afghanistan theater of operations.  At the time this deal was made, there were comments already being made by those who served with Sgt. Bergdahl accusing him of being no less than a deserter and a traitor.

Now flash forward to the Army announcement on Wednesday charging Sgt. Bergdahl with at least two crimes under the Uniform Code of Military Justice.  Watch the video of the Army news release.

It is now becoming obvious that the trade to return Sgt. Bergdahl was principally made on a political basis. It appears to knowledgable observers that President Obama used the trade opportunity to reduce the Guantanamo Detention Center population by five inmates in a continuing move to reduce the population to the point of being able to close Guantanamo Detention Center through shear attrition of inmates.  

Secondly, the Obama administration made the specific decision to use the release of Sgt. Bergdahl as a photo opportunity with Bergdahl's parents in the Rose Garden of the White House.  It would appear that the Obama administration believed that they could get a 'two fer' with this photo op.  The Obama administration wanted to be cast in the role of patriotic savior of Sgt. Bergdahl using the tag line of "no soldier left behind", while being able to point to their political supporters that the administration was working to close the Guantanamo Detention Center, which Obama promised to do in the first month of his administration in 2009.

The Obama administration had to know at the time of the prisoner trade that the circumstances of Sgt. Bergdahl's leaving his post was most probably desertion, since so many soldiers who had served with Sgt. Bergdahl, had already spoken up about the facts of Sgt. Bergdahl leaving his post, which clearly implicated him as a deserter and by extension, a traitor.

What is amazing is the arrogance and hubris of the Obama administration in believing that they could actually get away with using Sgt. Bergdahl as a political pawn and the photo op with Bergdahl's parents as an opportunity to enhance the president's political popularity rating in the polls.

Saturday, November 1, 2014

"The Year After He's Out People Are Going to Miss Obama"

Yeah, Right....
 More Sycophant Delusions
Ever wonder what a typical cocktail party conversation among liberal elites on the upper East Side sounds like? 
Probably a lot like the conversation Charlie Rose had, on Thursday, with Moneyball author and former New Republic editor Michael Lewis when he offered excuses for Barack Obama’s unpopularity.
When Rose asked the current Bloomberg View columnist why Obama had become “such a liability” to the Democratic Party in this 2014 election cycle, Lewis responded that it was “unfair” and then predicted: “I think history is going to be very kind to him...the year after he’s out people are going to miss him.” Lewis also blamed Obama’s current unpopularity on Americans just looking for a scapegoat for their unhappiness: 
“People, when they’re unhappy, they blame the President. The American people are not sitting where he’s sitting, seeing what he’s seeing. They don’t see the complexity of the decisions he’s gotta make. And I think that a lot of what’s wrong in the world is not, it’s not actually his fault. I feel like I’m happy the country is in his hands. I think his heart’s in the right place. I think he’s really smart.” 
 “He’s got disadvantages for someone in that office and one of them is his temperament. He’s got the temperament of a writer - more than a politician. He’s really not that interested in you. He’s, he’s interested in justice.”
SEE THE VIDEO HERE                                                                                     NewsBusters

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Dems Losing Confidence in The Crisco Kid

DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Shittz
"Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz is in a behind-the-scenes struggle with the White House, congressional Democrats and Washington insiders who have lost confidence in her as both a unifying leader and reliable party spokesperson at a time when they need her most.
Long-simmering doubts about her have reached a peak after two recent public flubs: criticizing the White House’s handling of the border crisis and comparing the tea party to wife beaters.
The perception of critics is that Wasserman Schultz spends more energy tending to her own political ambitions than helping Democrats win. This includes using meetings with DNC donors to solicit contributions for her own PAC and campaign committee, traveling to uncompetitive districts to court House colleagues for her potential leadership bid and having DNC-paid staff focus on her personal political agenda.
She’s become a liability to the DNC, and even to her own prospects, critics say......"

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Nancy's Gaskets are Leaking Again...

by Robert Janicki

House Democratic Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, has once again slipped into senility with her latest rant on Republicans.  This lady needs an intervention.  Perhaps a caring friend or loving family member could step in and sign her into a 72 hour psych hold for a complete mental evaluation. 

On the one hand, California U.S. Rep. Nancy Pelosi claims that Democrats are not “fear-mongers;” on the other hand, she believes civilization is doomed if Republicans take control of the Senate from Democrats in November. (My emphasis)
The former speaker of the House made those dramatic, incongruous statements on “Real Time with Bill Maher,” which aired live from Washington, D.C. Friday.
Maher asked Pelosi about recent polling which shows that the GOP is likely to take over the upper chamber and asked, given gridlock in Washingon, why it matters that Democrats keep control.
“It would be very important for the Democrats to retain control of the Senate,” Pelosi told Maher. “Civilization as we know it today would be in jeopardy if the Republicans win the Senate.” - Read More 
Pelosi would go on to state that all the national polling being done, which concludes that congressional Democrats up for election on November 4th are in serious electoral trouble, is in error based upon outdated polling models in the new era of mass communications through social media.    

Friday, May 3, 2013

Al Sharpton is drooling from the mouth again….

 …and no it isn’t over white wimmin with big booties this time.
Instead, Crazy Al “Race Baiter” Sharpton is now claiming that the Benghazi investigation is nothing more than a vast right wing conspiracy in order to bring down Hillary Clinton before the 2016 Presidential election.
No wonder he’s stuck working at MSNBC, the only place who pays lying ass liars more than them is Mother Jones, Think Progress and Media Matters.
Stick to the race baiting, Al, at least you have some expertise in that.
Talk Straight

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

MoonBats on Parade File

Moonbat Guano for 4/16/2012 - Just in case ya missed it...

Execute the Pigs!
   Detroit Street Crime Remains High, So Police Raid a Pig Farm

 * I know the Coffee Sucks, But......
   Aw, It's Spring in the East Village

* Bo Goes 'Full Biden' in Cartagena
  I'll take archipelagos for $500, Alex

* Turd in a Cheap Suit Disses Dr.Huxtable
  I can't wait for this fight to begin!

* You Can't Say That on Television....Can You?.
  Butthole Bob Beckel's Bodacious Blurtation

Saturday, April 14, 2012

MoonBats on Parade File

Moonbat Guano for 4/14/2012 - Just in case ya missed it...

* "Rommey wants to go back to when women and blacks couldn't vote."
   Lunacy reigns supreme at MSNBC

* "She has never gotten her ass out of the house to work at 7am"
   This shouldn't bother you Bill, neither do your hookers.

* "I'm a CCOKC"
  Wash your mouth out with soap - Intolerant washed-up child actors.

* The Crisco Kid gets a makeover
  Yeah, that's really going to help!

* "Naked Vermont governor almost eaten by bears".
  No further comment needed here.....just read.