Tinfoil Hat Report #124: "America First" is Orwellian Doublespeak

Well, That Didn't Take Long At All

The Tinfoil Hat Brigades are Out in Force Over Dallas Shooting

I suspected it would take at least one day or so before the 'False Flag' aficionados would slime the Internet with their usual brain droppings, but I was wrong. They were caffeinated up and working all night. But even Alex Jones won't touch this one. Here is one of the better ones I ran across early this morning: these are people who first put out the story no one died at Sandy Hook (you know, the one with all those fake funerals and actors as grieving families)......  

State of the Nation:

Obama Does Dallas To Distract From Comey Debacle

"Hey, let’s first kill two innocent black minorities in cold blood as a pretext to conduct a blackop to kill five policemen and wound 7 others.....The “False Flag PSYOPS” never stop and will only intensify until the election, if there even is a presidential election! 

Obama, Clinton et alia absolutely had to distract, divert and misdirect in the wake of the unparalleled damage that FBI Director James Comey has inflicted on the FBI, on the Justice Department, and on the Obama Administration.

TPTB know full well that the only way to effectively distract from such an overwhelming political bloodbath (Comey’s performance in Congress) is to outdo it with a real bloodbath.

SOTN is extremely sorry to say that we warned exactly about this predictable eventuality. And so it has come to pass in Dallas.  Here’s a screenshot from our last article posted before the Dallas police slaughter during the early morning of July 7th."

Do you get it?!

"Now all of this just happens to take place on the very day that FBI Director James B. Comey is giving the most deceptive, deceitful and dissembling testimony ever publicly rendered to the US Congress.  Yes, it was a bloodbath to end ALL political bloodbaths. Couldn’t get any worse … unless, of course, Comey had fallen on his sword (a real steel sword) right there in front of millions of viewers in living color—RED!

Then Obama decides to do Dallas … AHH, not that far from the site of the Kennedy assassination." 

You Can Read More of This Nonsense Here if You Like. 

BOO! 

Protect Yourself From Hillary: You Too Can Have the Brain Force of Alex Jones and Roger Stone

We all realize we live in dangerous times, and we are reminded daily by the Tinfoil Hat brigades that conspiracies lurk around ever corner. And former Richard Nixon dirty trickster and super-important truth-teller Roger Stone wants America to know that he’s ready for anything Hillary Clinton is personally planning to throw at him, because this isn’t his first dance and he knows the Clinton Mafia likes to play rough. 

Like that time they totally killed JFK Jr. by blowing up his plane and miraculously making the wreckage look like it hit the water intact. So it should be no surprise that Stone, in an interview Thursday with the self confessed late night cockroach assassin on Alex Jones' Fantasy Internet Fest, warned Hillary Clinton: If she comes at the King, she'd best not miss. 

Stone, a man who is so tough that he has a tattoo of Richard Nixon between his shoulder blades, is a man who laughs at danger, but that does not mean he doesn't take precautions (not that he'd ever compromise Tactical Ops by providing any details of course). Noting that “My security people asked me not to talk about it,” Stone allowed as how he has indeed “increased my personal security and that around my home,” since he's well aware “the Clintons have a track record of having people commit suicide. 

We have no doubt he sleeps with a machete, plus maybe a shiv made out of a human femur. Nevertheless, knowing that his life is in peril every moment, he offered this warning not to believe the Clinton lie machine if something should happen to him:

"Alex. If in a couple weeks they tell you that I committed suicide because I was depressed, or if I get hit by a truck crossing the street, or if they tell you I was killed in a freak hunting accident, don’t believe it. Hillary Clinton’s the major perp and she needs to be exposed.  I’m in perfectly good health, I’m in a great mood. I am working 18-hour days.......I’m gonna be honest with you. I wouldn’t make it without Brain Force. I went online, I bought some Brain Force. I pop those in the morning, I pop those at night, I get four, five hours more work!"   

The “Hillary’s gonna kill me” stuff was a perfect segue to a glowing endorsement for Alex Jones’s tremendous nutritional supplement scam pills, which promise to help you “Flip the switch and supercharge your state of mind,” because Brain Force is “the next generation of neural activation.” Only $29.95 for 30 capsules! (Daily dosage: 2 capsules a day) Better get you some Brain Force capsules so YOU won’t be caught off guard by the Clinton Death Machine! [Machete sold separately]

Somehow, thinking of a bunch of Alex Jones fans sending him money for BRAIN FORCE pills to enhance their neurons (already protected by tinfoil hats) gives us a warm peppy glow that’s sure to take us through the weekend. And at no cost whatsoever!

   

Tin Foil Hat Report #54 - San Bernardino Edition

Guess they forgot they were listening to the geniuses at MSNBC

who can get worked up at the sight of a Popsicle melting....

But we all know it was really "Workplace Violence" because Farook’s stapler was stolen one too many times. So he just gathered up the little wife, his AR-15's, protective vests and masks, pipe bombs and enough ammo to start a small war that he just kept around for home protection and got some retribution. Yeah, that's the ticket.....

And this bit of brilliance from the leading Democrat candidate

for President of the United States!

TIN FOIL HAT REPORT: It Took Them Less Than 24 Hours. But the Wingnuts Figured It Out.

WDBJ Virginia Shooting Was Really Freemason-Illuminati Media HOAX

"CBS All Seeing Eye Lucifer's Supercollider Broadcasting Network’s partnership with The Department of Homeland Security hoax-scheme on the population, trying to incite race wars in America. I will give them credit, this one was inventive, but still a HOAX......no blood, shooting victims running and screaming AFTER being “shot”. Father of female on tv no tears no red eyes, fake crying. Fiancé of female shot, no tears no red eyes......" 

I guess they got tired of waiting for Jade-Helm 15 to seize their guns and turn the Republic of Texas into an internment camp, and had to have something to occupy their brain cavities. 

The Tin Foil Hat Report : Lafayette Edition

Lafayette Theater Shooting a Hoax!
Caught Red Handed

Deep in the recesses of a basement somewhere in middle America, an intrepid member of the nation's Tin Foil Hat Brigade (code named Jeff C) tapping into that powerful investigating tool  and vault of truth and knowledge, Google Search, has busted wide open the diabolically clever government Anti-Second Amendment conspiracy involving an Obama lovin' crooked Louisiana Am-bo-Lance executive and his daughter (see video below) as well as numerous gay reporters all wearing purple ties, in order to take away the guns from you social security gettin' old folks and racist southern bitter clingers. Yeah, and here's the video proof you disbelieving disbelievers you: