Saturday, January 6, 2024

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Replace a Light Bulb?

Let's Ask and Find Out......

Golden Retriever: 
The sun is shining, and the day is young, and we have our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb???

Border Collie: 
Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

You know I can't reach that f*cking lamp!

Make Me!

Who cares. I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Oh! Me, Me!! Pleeeeze let me change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Please .......

German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I have lead these people from the dark, make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to make sure no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light Bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see any light bulb.

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

I see it! There it is. There it is. Right there......

It isn't moving. Who cares? 

Australian Shepard:
First, I'll put all the the little bulbs in a circle......

I'll just blow in the Border Collies ear and he'll do it. And by the time he's through rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

And of course, The Cat weighs in:
Dogs don't change light bulbs, people change light bulbs. So the real question should be how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner and a massage?


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