By Stop It I mean stop wearing, over a shirt and tie, sleeveless fleece pullovers underneath Suit Coats! Stop it. Just Stop It!! Do you not look in the mirror? Your collars sticking out like a malignant growth saying 'Look at Me' I'm Kool! No, You Look Ridiculous! You look homeless with everything you own on all at once!
Tell me I'm wrong......
Pete Whats'isname. |
Find out who started this disgusting trend and bring them to me!
And while I'm at it, who started this unshaven three days of growth look? First it was the bedhead look in hairstyles, and then the 'I only shave every third month' because I'm kool like the guys in GQ. No, the guys in GQ are fags, and it makes you look like a derelict, it's not sexy and doesn't feel good to the touch. My Gawd man, either grow a nice short beard or shave your face!
That is all.
We now return you to the regular scheduled chaos......
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