Courtney's Open Tab Flush. You're Participation is Required.

Courtney Is Judging You Now. 

* The Left Fought Discrimination - Until They Found It a Useful Tool. 

* SJL Asumes Room Temp. - Who is the Heir of the Famous Go-Kart Headdress of Sheila?

* And So it Begins - Mr. Stone...Oliver Stone, Please Pick Up on the Red Courtesy Phone. 

* Napoleon in a Golf Cart - One Does Not Simply Shoot Napoleon.

* Seems Legit - Biden Banned Russian Company Offers Free Security for 6 Months.

* Oh, great: Sea Zombies! 

* The latest thing you're doing wrong? How you sleep in the summer.

* Far Out!: Look at the colors man!

* A Bong in a Bottle:You’re either going to feel better or throw up. 

Courtney Does The Runway.....

Courtney Celebrates the Latest Open Tabs Flush. Consequently, Your Participation is Required.

Courtney is Judging You Now

* What You Takin' bout Willis??

Sorry there Queenie. Diversity is not just another word for Black

* And in this corner at 5' 4" & 300 pounds is Sassy Fani & the cry of Racism.... 

Judges were randomly selected by computer to hear what will likely be the highest-profile appeal in the court’s history.

* Cut Off Those Death Nuggets Boys!

Yeah...so I uh...so I see a few red flags on this one.

* Semper Fi and De Opresso Liber and Good Night Chesty Puller Where Ever You Are.

Some people are real jerkoffs.

* Why settle for ordinary when you can be extraordinary?

 Courtney hacked up a hairball after this one.

* Madness, Disease, Blindness and an Early Death. 

These doctors and scientists weren’t quacks but were respected and trusted like today’s esteemed medical authority Anthony Fauci. 

 

Courtney's Open Tab Flush. Consequently, Your Voluntary Attendance is Required.

Courtney Is Judging You Now

* Does This Work on Male Cats Too??  Asking for a Friend....

* They are not only Liars, They're Thieves too. Believe Them When They Show You Who They Are.

* Nations Concert Stages Breathe Sigh of Relief

* Democrat Election Rigging? I'm Shocked I tell you.

*  Cries Now After Promoting the Present Dems School of Thought: Trade White Voters for Colored People and Queers

* Who are the Biggest Bigots in America. No Real Surprise Here

* Democrat  Rep. Wins Reelection , Gives Victory Speech in Somali.

* Please be on the Lookout for my Lost Purse.  A Dark Blue Gucci Knockoff.  Generous Reward.

* Nation's Foremost Slimy Smear Merchant Gets Little Dick Caught in Vise 

* Shouldn't There be a Limit on the Number of Balls on a Soccer Field at One Time? 

* Another Gold Star for the Sleazy Lying Biden Administration

* Tiny's Foolproof Sports Betting Angle.  He Got Lots of Baby Mamas to Feed Ya Know.