Your Pre-Election Almost Official Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Hot Garbage Open Thread.

What a weird week America has had here on the Third Stone. Trump works at McDonalds. Trump rides in a Garbage Truck.....Some fascist obsessed in the media take another giant step closer to a padded room........ Biden bites children outside the White House just hours after shivving Kamala on the interweb with the "garbage" comment while she's just outside repeating the same empty homecoming queen campaign speech for the 34th time.  And the Crowds Cheers!!

Our coming election Tuesday is the talk of the civilized world. I have had numerous acquaintances who live far far away ask me "why has America never elected a Woman as our Ruler" national leader like others have. So I did a little research and this is what I found, or better put, what I didn't find.

So, Civilized World, below is your answer to the question of why......Click It.

This is... Stunning. pic.twitter.com/Akm75DuJgY

— L A R R Y (@LarryOConnor) October 18, 2024

I can honestly say I could not find one news reel, film or video clip of the likes of Indira Gandhi, Margaret Thatcher or Goldia Mahir or even the noxious former East German commie Angela Merkel screaming like a rabid banshee and Want-A Be-Dictator.  Maybe there is something to that being civilized afterall. 

So, I now relinquish this page, temporarily, to you the fascist garbage people. But remember, your new moniker & recognition does not relieve you of abiding by the rules, or excuse your failure to use the damn coasters!  

"Somethin ain't right about that Biden boy" - Samus Dugan, Scranton Pa. 1950

Give Joe Another Pudding Cup and Send Him to Bed

The President of the United States shares his thoughts on half the country: pic.twitter.com/dLSBgeZIDS

— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) October 30, 2024 

The Man is a Giant Shit Stain on the Nation.

The Best Political Ad of All Time!

There aren’t many things that I loathe - but I do loathe political TV ads with a passion. This last weekend, as I tried to enjoy one of the few weekend pleasures in my life this time of year, watching the end of the NASCAR Cup series races and my Tigers attempt to win football games, my eyes and ears were accosted with political ads. I forgot how they grate on my senses like fingernails across a chalkboard. I curse myself if I don’t have the remote close so I can mute the tube, especially when I hear Kamala's voice.

Political ads are the bane of decency and haven’t gotten any better at truth-telling over the years. In fact, it seems that most ads now are intended as legal vehicles to lie. The only people who like them are the people  in the shadows who get paid billions to put them on TV.

But there is one out there that stands out, fresh and honest. His campaign message was "I'm only in this thing for the money, but at least I'm honest about it."

I’m voting for this guy. pic.twitter.com/i9pseXZwkU

— Truthstream Media (@truthstreamnews) October 21, 2024

Yes, it's a spoof of political ads. It’s a product of Frank Riley.

Satire can sometimes expose the real truth better than we expect. And if you don’t find this campaign  commercial funny – sorry we can’t be friends.

So Buckle up Gang, only seven more thick and nasty days.....and  then it becomes a whole new world.

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A Good Monday Morning

REHEATED: Hillary Clinton Points Boney Finger At DMF/Middle Finger News

I can't help but be reminded of the this post from 2017 when the Drunken Grandma of Death starts showing up on network news propaganda shows like she is at the present time. The genesis of which was Earl's background image of Hillary above, and totally written in my head while soaking in the bathtub late one night. It still makes me giggle a little. 

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From the dank archives of Middle Finger News Service - June 2017

CNN2 - After blaming the Russians, WIKI Leaks, Trump Operatives, the DNC, her Campaign Staff, Tweeter, Facebook, Time Travelers, Climate Change and Tree Fungus for her unexpected defeat in November, Hillary Clinton again Thursday skirted her own blame by pointing a crooked arthritic finger at the up and coming Media Giant 'Middle Finger News Service' and it's Corporate Owner, Diogenes Middle Finger.com Inc.

Speaking Thursday during a gathering of the 'Dental Floss Farmers of America' convention, Mrs. Clinton fired both barrels at the respected news organization as she became visibly upset:  

"I took great care to warn my replacement as Secretary of State, Senator John Kerry, about this vicious bunch at Middle Finger News, who he later labeled "Unamerican, Uncosmopolitan, Despicable Hooligans" after his own personal experiences with them. 

I directly blame them, in all confidence, for playing a large part in my ......*BURP*.... election loss for the false and totally unfair  portrayal of me to the American electorate. 

Especially that elusive witch who goes by the name Diogenes and her cohort.... that smartass Earl of Taint, both for their vicious satire and distorted imagery of me as a Drunken, Bumbling, Bloated, Radical Grandmother and Crime Family Boss with one foot in the grave. They make a mockery of the First Amendment!

It's a G** D*** good thing for the whole bunch of them that I didn't get elected!!!"...... Those Rat Bastards are gonna pay!!........You HEAR ME!!!!!....YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!!!

Shaking violently, Mrs. Clinton began repeatedly banging her head on the podium, breaking down in tears and a raging coughing fit, having to be helped off and attended to backstage by staff.

When CNN contacted the offices of Middle Finger News Service about the statement by Clinton, an unnamed MFNS spokesman refused comment, but the newsroom was heard in the background to break out in uproarious laughter. 

When our reporter informed the MFNS spokesman he had never heard of Middle Finger News Service before, the spokesman laughed and responded "Don't get out much do ya Skippy? Shit, Go ask Anderson Cooper, we made him cry too!"

Their Desperation is Truly Embarrassing.

Thursday morning, Squinty Joe Scarborough was off the set of Morning Joe giving Bill Maher a handjob and an interview, leaving Mika alone to handle their  morning MSNBC hatefest. It wasn't good.  Almost a decade ago, Mika Brzezinski admired DJT and called him “a nice guy.  Today, she labels him a “fascist” and a “women’s killer” because she supports the genocide of babies in the womb, not to mention she's just a bit crazy. 

Pace yourself, Mika. You and the rest of the Beaujolais Burgundy Chablis Club are gonna stroke out with this Hitler shit.  But I know what Mika means...Trump killed me in 2018.

It’s hard to watch someone have a psychotic break in real time.

Mika Brzezinski: Trump's Obsession With Hitler Is "Huge News," But He Is Killing Women https://t.co/2QHcF3iRMK pic.twitter.com/QamQVNsHjo

— RCP Video (@rcpvideo) October 24, 2024

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.

I would like to apologize for the way some politicians have been represented on this page. It was never my intention to imply politicians are weak-kneed time servers who are concerned more with their personal vendettas and personal power struggles than the government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well being of the people they supposedly represent.

Nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling slimy toads, barren of integrity and without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today.  Nor indeed do I intend that readers should consider them as crabby ulcerous self seeking vermin with forked tongues and excessive addictions' to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some might find offensive. - The Management 

 Thread is now open. You know the ground rules. The floor is yours........

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