Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Big Ass Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, opens up the floor for your important but in the big picture irrelevant opinions and views on our continuing descent into chaos..... or whatever is on your minds. So dawn your blogger thongs and let it rip, the floor is yours. Regular house rules apply. And use don't give the sasquatch any liquor!

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This Week Your Glorious Exercise in Free Speech is brought to You By:

The 2024 Presidential Election Debates.

This Just In from Middle Finger News Service:

MFNS - The White House CNN announced it will host a "totally upfront, above board and non- prejudicial presidential debate between the 46th President of the United States & much Loved Leader of the Free World, Joe Biden, and the Twice Impeached & Soon to be Convicted Felon, Donald Trump", this June to be held in its old Atlanta studios, possibly in Ted Turner’s old rumpus room. The event would be held without an audience to avoid disruption and demonstration as well as a time delay for the ability to edit wrong speak  and gaffs in real time.

The White House CNN chose as debate mods the totally indisputable respected and unbiased news anchors Jake Tapper and some blond chick with a narrow head named Dana, who both portray journalist on the network daily for nursing homes and dive bars all across America. No word if whether the debate organizers would include an onstage mental competency assessment by a real doctor not named Gupta, or if a drug screen for debate enhancing drugs have yet to be announced.

Throwback Thursday: Helen Keller Photography Portfolio Sold at Auction

Middle Finger News Service - Of all the accomplishments of Helen Keller, the least known was her love of photography. Recently a small collection of her work was auctioned off for an amazing price to an anonymous bidder.

Included in the collection was one of the first known selfies, (below) taken in 1923, and gifted to her teacher and mentor Anne Sullivan with a note written on back, "My hair is a mess, such a windy day."

Before They Were Cool, A Selfie by Helen Keller

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~

Yoh Attention Preece!

BULLETIN 2/10 - For those of you who don't do Twitter, maybe just don't have time to stay caught up on the latest from the Winter Olympic games, or like many of us who just don't want to listen to NBC coverage and the annoying voice of bubble head Katie Couric drone on in painful detail about some heroic human interest stories like a part Mandarin, part Nigerian athlete with 25 brothers and sisters, who overcame a debilitating childhood disease like infantile toe fungus to become the greatest 400 meter Ice Hurdler of all time and a hero to people of color the world over! Or maybe you just don't want to see space alien looking Tara Lipinski and her freakish flaming gay side-kick who acts like he dropped acid and raided Cindy Crawford's makeup kit and dresses like he broke into the Liberace Museum as they do their snarky commentary on ice dancing.  If you are one of those people, we are here for You!! 

In the spirit of sportsmanship, togetherness, world peace  and all that other stuff we hear so much about at this time, we at DMF will bring together all the best Olympic news in one place including periodic updates from the Korean games via one of the Far East most notable News sources and leading sports authorities on the Korean Peninsula (a favorite of Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un) The DPRK News Service ,direct from Pyongyang North Korea.  

There are  rumors that our own Middle finger News Service correspondent, Earl of Taint may even be on his way to the Korean peninsula at this very moment. We will endeavor to keep you up to date with the best Olympic news we can find because we're just like that.......

UPDATE 2/11:

Olympic Officials are looking into concerns the North Korean Bobsled team's equipment might not meet Olympic rule requirements.

Update from PyeongChang Olympic Winter Games Opening Ceremonies:

Winter olympic opening ceremony proceeds smoothly, without fires, freak electrical discharges, or animal stampedes. thanks to wise statesmanship of President Kim Yong Nam. pic.twitter.com/u8s4IQjmUT

— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) February 9, 2018

"Ice Dancing" is public display of erotic fetishes involving skates, and not true sport, leading authorities say. pic.twitter.com/qpP6NEncdC

— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) February 9, 2018

Foreigners warned: Use of internet image search for salacious "Kim Yo Jong" photographs brings heavy penalty, and moral disgrace. pic.twitter.com/cMZDuq6M5s

— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) February 10, 2018

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!