Friday, March 7, 2014

Crazy Bernie Considers Run for the W.H.

Senator Bernie Sanders (Karl Marx -VT)

Everyones favorite wild eyed hair on fire 60's leftover and socialist congress critter, Bernie Sanders, is considering a run for the highest office in the land. Sanders has been critical of Hillary Clinton who is viewed as the perennial front-runner for the Democratic nomination if she runs in 2016. He told Time that, "if you talk about the need for a political revolution in America, it’s fair to say that Secretary Clinton probably will not be one of the more active people."

Always on the ideological fringe, Sanders is an outspoken member of the Global Warming Cult and is a rabid critic of any thing or idea right of center. Sanders is one who regularly rails against Big Business (who helped elect him) and Big Banking (but voted for the bailout called the Obama Stimulus).  His fans and followers call him a deep thinker and Philosopher. 

"Sanders has begun talking with savvy progressive political strategists, traveling to unexpected locations such as Alabama and entertaining the process questions that this most issue-focused member of the Senate has traditionally avoided. Do you hear that? We've already missed Bernie Sanders in Alabama. 
Bernie Sanders in Alabama!
I may as well have been looking away when the Loch Ness Monster breached the surface!"


The good people at Ricochet have come up with a platform for ol' Bernie to help kickstarter his campaign and paint on his Volkswagen campaign bus which include:

* All farm subsidies redirected towards the cultivation of patchouli.
* ObamaCare insurance coverage mandates revised to include heavier emphasis on healing crystals.
* As a cost-saving measure, "Hail to the Chief" now played at presidential events exclusively by Joan Baez on autoharp. 
* Gay marriage legalized nationwide by executive order. Heterosexual marriage repealed in favor of "going wherever the wind takes you."
* Taking logical next step on sensible recommendation of Al Armendariz, EPA to begin utilizing actual crucifixions. 
* Common Core revised to include section on "areas where Howard Zinn didn't go far enough."
* Abandoning traditional National Security Strategy document, grand strategy now formulated with "really chilled out vision board" 
* Carbon emissions reduced by overhaul of national automobile fleet to foot-pedaled Flintstones vehicles.
* Every U.S. Army battalion staffed by at least one person responsible for placing carnations in gun barrels.
* NASA budget reallocated to fund nationwide astral projection project.
Run Bernie, Run! 

For Your Consideration....

Fishnet Friday


Thursday, March 6, 2014

U.C. Berkeley Has Found the Answer to White Privilege


Campus Reform
"A student group at University of California - Berkeley is hosting a “White Anti-Racist Training” to teach white people how to confront white privilege.”
The event, titled “White Anti-Racist Training: Deconstructing Whiteness in Women's and Queer Communities PART II” is put on by Envision, an official school discussion group. 
 The group is “designed to equip white students, faculty and staff with the tools to analyze white privilege and to challenge racism within and beyond our campus women's and queer communities,” according to a description on the college’s official website.
 “Come take part in our effort to create a community of self-education and accountability.”
The March 16 training will be the second that Envision has hosted — but the event description promises to take the “conversation to the next level” from what was discussed in the fall.
Previous discussion topics have included how to “navigate spaces that are focused on people of color as white people” and “fully participate without taking up too much space,” a lesson on how “transgender white people can be stronger allies and anti-racists in support of transgender people of color,” and “how white privilege shows up in LGBTQ community spaces and how to confront it.”
The group focuses on white students to take the “burden off of people of color to educate white people about racism and oppression,” according to the official description listed on the college website."

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Could Be the Real Reason Putin Didn't Overrun Ukraine

Ohh...look... the Left is Insulted Again.

Well, interestingly, it was patriotic to burn Bush in effigy right outside his own friggin ranch; but if you even hold up a picket sign with Obama’s face on it, you are branded a racist extremist.

It was seen as patriotic to throw jars of piss as the president’s car when it was Bush, but if you protest an Obama policy, then you are put on a watch list.

It was seen as the height of intellectual activity to stand naked in a cage and pour oil or fake blood all over yourself; or to rip the flags from VFW posts and burn them in the street when Bush was in office. But if you wear a tri-corn hat to a rally these days; you are assumed a racist and a potential terrorist.

So, please excuse me if I question the suddenly found nobility of the left and self-proclaimed moderates who said nothing while businesses were trashed, while the president was busy attempting to race bait us all into a civil war; or his operatives were fueling that complete lie that was Occupy.

Please forgive me if having watched the behavior of the left for the last 16 years, turn into a mild reminiscence of Planet Of The Apes; while the right is increasingly demonized and criminalization all the way to the point of the abuse of regulatory law: causes me to feel a little flash of bile in my throat.

The Left has always been the epitome of panty-waisted, butt hurtedness. No matter what time period it is, they’re always crying and wailing. Either they bitch because they’re not in power and being oppressed or they are in power and crying like feminist supporting, domestic violence abused girly-men because someone with a free mind dares to question their hypocritical lunacy.

Once you start viewing them for what they really are—little more than failed rodeo clowns—they aren’t near as aggravating.


Talk Straight

Weird Wednesday

British MP, Reginald Hollingforth III walks his new demon,
presented to him by the County Council of The Islamic Society

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Moochelle and Mama Robinson to Spring Break in China

Ireland, Hawaii, Martha's Vineyard, Africa...
Hey let's do China for a change.  


Michelle Obama, the Obama girls and Mama Robinson plan a week-long spring break visit to China later this month that will cost U.S. taxpayers millions of dollars. In an announcement Monday on the White House blog, the first lady says "a China visit is important because it is the most populous country in the world, with more than 1.3 billion people", and is an important world actor. They will travel from March 19-26, spending several days in the capital of Beijing before stops in the central city of Xian and the southwestern city of Chengdu.

Daily Mail
"President Obama and his family have come under heavy scrutiny for the unprecedented high travel costs during his time in office - and a week-long trip to China for four members of the First Family, members of the Secret Service and other members of the White House staff will likely cost several millions of dollars.
The president's pricey travels have become so controversial that Judicial Watch was forced to sue the Secret Service and Defense Department to get them to turn over records on the amount of taxpayer money used to fly the First Family all over the world - in many cases for vacations or fundraisers - over the last two years of his administration.
“The Obama administration is in cover-up mode on the costs of the Obamas’ travel. The Secret Service has, in contemptuous violation of law, simply stopped answering our Freedom of Information inquiries,” said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton. “It seems that our ‘king’ does not want taxpayers to know how much he’s spending on his unnecessary travel.”   
According to Judicial Watch, it cost more than $11 million for the president and his wife to travel to Africa to attend Nelson Mandela's funeral in December of last year. According to the New York Daily News, the Obamas were only in Africa for 'less than 13 hours.' But that trip was nothing compared to a 2013 visit the Obamas made to the Dark Continent, which reportedly cost tax payer more than $100 million.
In June, the first lady went to Ireland for a two-day trip. The cost to taxpayers: $5 million."
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We do not have a "First Family" in this country. What we have is a group of High Rolling Welfare Recipients living in our House!

Second Grade Leadership

If this isn’t the perfect representation of the Obama Presidency’s history of amateurism, learning on the job and thoughtless random ADHD style of leadership, I don’t know what is.