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Comedian Trolls Corporate Facebook Pages. Hilarity ensues.

"Although our product is for external use only sir, may I make a suggestion......"

I can thoroughly relate to this:

Atlanta comedian Ben Palmer is currently winning the Internet with his “Customer Service” Facebook account. The sole purpose of this account is to give (hilarious) feedback to customer complaints on various corporation's Facebook pages.
Acting as a “customer service representative,” Palmer addresses the petty grievances of irate clientèle. Of course, most of these complaints are the stupidest “first world problems” imaginable, and to anyone who has ever worked in customer service, Palmer is saying all the snarky things the rest of us have always wanted to say to these bozo consumers. Here's a few I pulled from the website:

The New Symbol in the Target of Southern History Deconstructionist??

The Confederate flag no longer flies over the heart of the South. The politically correct mob have pushed the issue of the battle flag into ridiculous territory. 

But now that SJW have eradicated their most important symbol of racism from the South by exiling the confederate battle flag from public consciousness, they continue their march to deconstruct history for the sake of future generations of Utopian leftist.

The same progressives that insist on removal of civil war memorials in Louisiana may have found the next historical atrocity to expunge from the record, a symbol of French kings, and the very symbol that identifies a state and it's own history going back to before the founding of the United States, the Fleur de lis.

WWLTV - New Orleans:

"The fleur de lis is a symbol that is deeply ingrained in Louisiana's history. Seen in architecture, the state flag and on the helmets of the Saints, it's everywhere. But while it is now seen as the mark of our great state, it was once used to mark slaves.

"Code noir, those words are French and mean black code," said slave historian Dr. Ibrahima Seck. The black code was a set of regulations adopted in Louisiana in 1724 from other French colonies around the world, meant to govern the state's slave population. Seck said those rules included branding slaves with the fleur de lis as punishment for running away.

"He would be taken before a court and the sentence would be being branded on one shoulder and with the fleur de lis, and then they would crop their ears," Seck said. 

Tulane history professor Terence Fitzmorris said the fleur de lis has roots in the French revolution and, similar to other symbols, was used as a mark of supremacy.

"It was a brutal way of scarring someone and also identifying someone as a particular troublemaker," Fitzmorris said.

Knowing the symbol has that dark history, should it be compared to the likes of the confederate flag? Fitzmorris said no.

"The fleur de lis was the symbol of a monarchy. The United States of America was a slave-holding republic, not just the south. 

Where do you stop? Do you get rid of all symbols?"

It's unfortunate that the fleur de lis  was used in such a manner, We cannot change that. One part of me hopes the progressives continue their tirade against history, good or bad as they see it, and repeat the mistakes history tells us they made in the sixties, when sensible people rebelled and rejected the overbearing leftist rabble in the streets and took back their country in 1968 and 1972, and then again in 1980.

A Short History of the Fleur-de-lis

Make Way: The Democrat Crazy Train Comin' Through - Part Deux

Gay Man Sues Publishers Over Bible Verses On Homosexuality

Dana  Loesch

Just two short weeks ago, the Supreme Court decided that state bans on same sex marriage were unconstitutional. Many celebrated that decision, calling it a victory for equal rights. Others, however, wondered what kind of worm would be next to crawl out now that the can was open.

We expected bakers, caterers, photographers, and owners of popular wedding venues to face more and more lawsuits when they declined to provide services during same sex weddings. We expected pastors who refused to perform same sex ceremonies to face criticism, lawsuits, and threats of revoking the tax-exempt status of their churches.

I, for one, did not expect the lawsuit filed by ex-convict and author Bradley LaShawn Fowler. In two separate briefs, he filed suits seeking a combined $70 million in damages from Zondervan Publishing Company and Thomas Nelson Publishing. He claimed that both publishers violated his civil rights and engaged in malicious negligence in the publication of several revised versions of the Bible.

Fowler posits that their use of the term “homosexual” in 1 Corinthians 6:9 was added specifically to cause harm, and since the pastor of his family’s church preaches from a version that contains the word “homosexual,” his family has made him an outcast. His suit seeks compensation for 20 years of emotional distress and mental instability resulting from the publishers’ carelessness....

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Dems Declare War on Words 'Husband' & 'Wife'

 Rep. Lois Capps, (Doofus-Calif.)

Washington Examiner:

More than two dozen Democrats have proposed legislation that would eliminate the words "husband" and "wife" from federal law.

Those "gendered terms" would be replaced by "gender-neutral" words like "spouse" or "married couple," according to the bill from Rep. Lois Capps, D-Calif.

"The Amend the Code for Marriage Equality Act recognizes that the words in our laws have meaning and can continue to reflect prejudice and discrimination even when rendered null by our highest courts. Our values as a country are reflected in our laws. I authored this bill because it is imperative that our federal code reflect the equality of all marriages."

The Supreme Court ruled in June that the 14th Amendment to the Constitution means all states have to license same-sex marriages, a ruling that effectively ended the same-sex marriage debate in America. Capps said her bill was aimed at taking the next step, which is to ensure the United States Code "reflects the equality of all marriages."

She said her bill would also have other benefits if it became law. In one example, she noted that U.S. law says it's illegal to threaten the president's wife, but says nothing about the president's husband.

"Capps' bill would update the code to make it illegal to threaten the president's spouse," her office said.

Capps might also be thinking of Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, who still seems like a lock to win the Democratic nomination. If she were to win the White House, former President Bill Clinton would become what some have suggested might be called the "first spouse."

I can just pretty much guarantee Ms. Capps that if Hillary somehow gets elected, Bill Clinton won't be known by such a respectful title as "The First Spouse".

Flathead Has Another Offical Shot......Because He Can.

A Very Animated and Angry Kim Jong Un

The Telegraph

The manager of a terrapin farm who incurred the wrath of Kim Jong-un, the North Korean leader, has been executed. State-run media released pictures in mid-May of a clearly furious Mr Kim berating officials of the Taedonggang Terrapin Farm after the dictator arrived to provide “field guidance”.

KCNA reported that the farm for breeding terrapins had been set up on the orders of Kim Jong-il, the father of the present ruler of North Korea, but all the baby terrapins in the tanks died. The officials tried to explain that a lack of electricity meant that water could not be pumped into the tanks, while there were also shortages of feed for the terrapins.

Mr, Kim was additionally outraged that part of the farm had not been set aside to “educate employees in the revolutionary history” of Kim Jong-il, KCNA reported. The dictator dismissed the officials’ explanations, saying that “only sighs of defeatists come from units” that fail to “uphold and glorify the leadership exploits of the great leaders and the party”.

The manager of the terrapin farm was shot dead shortly after Mr Kim’s visit.

He was obviously a traitor and a counterrevolutionary South Korean-American Imperialist stooge. It’s a good thing Dear Leader Tiny Psycho III was there to ferret out his anti-terrapin sabotage!

Is it any wonder that North Korean officials are starting to defect in large numbers? I’m only surprised no one’s drawn a pistol and shot this loon in an act of preemptive self-defense.