Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-week Open Thread

 Your Beloved Blog Editrix Reluctantly Turns Things Over to You, the Reader.

But I am Interested in Your Thoughts onthis Week's News, so I'll Relent.

So Don Your Blogging Thongs and as Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight

.......and Use the Damn Coasters.

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Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-week Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Reluctantly Turns Things Over to You, the Reader.

But I am Interested in Your Thoughts on this Week's News, so I'll Relent. 

So Don Your Blogging Thongs and as Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight

.......and Use the Damn Coasters.

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This Week Your Glorious Exercise in Free Speech is Brought to You By:

The Biden Administration's Green Energy Department's New 

Low Fart Emission Plug-in Hybrid Cow.

"It's a Game Changer. A Big Fuckin' Deal!"- Joe Biden

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Late Week Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Reluctantly Turns Things Over to You, the Reader.

But I Do So Because I'm Interested in Your Thoughts on this Weeks News.

So Don Your Blogging Thongs and as Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight

.......and Use the Damn Coasters.

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over to You, the Reader, for Now Because She Got Other Shit To Attend To. So Don Your Blogging Thongs and As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight.......and Use the Damn Coasters.

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Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread

It's That Time Again My Loveys. Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Thing Over to You. So Don Your Blogging Thongs and Have Your Say, or Forever Hold your Peace. You Know the Rules. Don't Make Me Come Back There.  

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We present Our Limited Edition 'Karine Jean-Pierre Toilet Bowl Brush'. Incorporating the Latest in Cutting Edge Toilet Brush Technology - Made with Non-GMO Plastics and Only the Finest Genuine Imported Virgin Mongolian Yak Hair - Faithful to Every Detail all the way Down to Jean-Pierre's Creepy Eye Shadow. (Also Soon to be Available in a Colorful Bathroom Set That Includes a Mayor Pete Buttigieg Tactical Toilet Plunger.)

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over to You, the Reader for Now Because She Got Other Shit To Do.  So Don Your Blogging Thongs and As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight.......and Use the Damn Coasters.

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This Week Your Glorious Exercise in Free Speech is Brought to You By:

 Diogenes' New Line of Personal Wellness & Domestic Auto Repair Products.

We are proud to announce our first product to go market: a line of Scented Candles made from only the best vegan soy coconut wax and anything else we could find that would melt; mixed and hand poured by genuine Mayan Virgins (or Carlos, depending who's available)

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Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread

So Don Your Blogging Thongs and Bitch, Rant or Share Ye Links. 

And As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight.......and Use the Damn Coasters.

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over to You, the Reader for Now Because She Has Three Projects Going at Once and as Chaos Rules at the Moment, She's Way to Busy to Produce and Present a Post of Magnificence and Superior Quality Her Marvelous, Handsome & Enlightened Readers Have Come to Expect and Deserve. *cough*    

So Don Your Blogging Thongs and Bitch, Rant or Share Ye Links. 

And As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight.......and Use the Damn Coasters.

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

Don Your Blogging Thongs and Bitch, Rant or Share Ye Links.

 And As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight......and Use the Damn Coasters.

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Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

It's Time Once Again for Your Beloved Blog Editrix to Turn Things Over to You, The Reader.

Don Your Blogging Thongs, and As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight

......and Use the Damn Coasters.

*****

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

 It's Time Once Again for Your Beloved Blog Editrix to Turn Things Over to You, The Reader.

So Don Your Blogging Thongs, and As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight

......and Use the Damn Coasters.

*****

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Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Weekend Open Thread

 It's Time Once Again for Your Beloved Blog Editrix to Turn Things Over to You, The Reader.

So Don Your Blogging Thongs, and As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight

......and Use the Damn Coasters.

*****

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The Nash Motor Company

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Big Ass Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

It's Time Once Again for Your Beloved Blog Editrix to Turn Things Over to You, The Reader.

So Don Your Blogging Thongs, and As Always, Keep All Weapons in Plain Sight

......and Use the Damn Coasters.

*****

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Your Official Big Ass Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Slightly Late Mid-Week Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over To You, The Reader.

  Not Because She Has So Much Love in Her Heart For Her Readers. Nay!

But Because She Has Some Important Business to Take Care Of.  

So, In The Meantime, Don Your Blogging Thongs, Share Ye Links and Bicker. 

As Always, Keep All Weapons In Plain Sight and Use the Damn Coasters.

Your Official Big Ass Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Early Mid-Week Open Thread

It's been three long weeks since we've had a Big Ass Open Thread. Lots has happened since, so I know y'all possess a few new brain wrinkles and are overflowing with recently absorbed knowledge and newly acquired information you're anxious to share with us all.  Not to mention you're probably bursting with accolades for your Beloved Blog Editrix.  The floor is yours.

Your Official Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over To You, The Reader.

So Don Your Blogging Thongs, Share Ye Links and Bicker.

As Always, Keep All Weapons In Plain Sight and Use the Coasters.  

Your Official Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over To You, The Reader.

So Don Your Blogging Thongs, Share Ye Links and Bicker.

As Always, Keep All Weapons In Plain Sight and Use the Coasters.

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The American Advertisers Association and

 Those Long Past Days of Classy Commercial Ads

 

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over To You, The Reader.

So Don Your Blogging Thongs, Share Ye Links and Bicker.

As Always, Keep All Weapons In Plain Sight.

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Shempley's Department Store.

"Where A Real Man Of Action Shops." 

Your Obligatory "I Ate and Drank Too Much And Now I'm Miserable" Turkey Day Open Thread

And to help add some joy to your bloat and gassiness - A Thanksgiving Special 

Discredited high school history teacher, James O'Flannery, describes the origins of AMERICA'S most beloved holiday, mostly without profanity and while sober (we think).

THE FIRST THANKSGIVING

This should be required viewing for grades K - Your Grown Ass. 🧐🤣

h/t That VANDERLEUN Fellow

MORE HISTORY ON THE HALF-SHELL FROM THE DEMENTED MINDS AT FLAPPR.

Consider This Your Weekend Open Thread