Maybe Now He Will Leave Us Alone.....

 Brian Williams Get New Gig at NBC's Retarded Step-Sister MSBNC

"MSNBC also employs Al Sharpton. The fact that Williams has been relegated to Sharpton's level is analogous to a starting pitcher for the St Louis Cardinals getting sent down to the Thursday night slow-pitch softball league."

Wrong Again Barack......

It's getting harder and harder to remember an America when people

like this were few...and when you weren't President.

Say Goodbye Mr. Hamilton

Rumor is Government About To Replace 
Alexander Hamilton With a Woman on the $10 Bill

"There is nothing wrong now with Hamilton, a Founder, Constitution signer, and founder of the Federalist Party, on the $10 bill. The choice to remove him for a yet-to-be-named woman while a genocidal, Democrat bigot who defied a Supreme Court ruling to tickle his “relocation” fetish remains on the $20 is insulting." - Dana Loesch

The White House Suggestion for the New 10 Spot

(Tweeties from Twitchy)

Poor Little Rich FLOTUS

Over the past few months, First Lady Michelle Obama has criss-crossed America to toast artists,  congratulate students, and complain about her terrible, terrible life.

Monte Done This 

Even though she resides in the top .001% of wealth, power and celebrity, Ms. Obama will never let us forget the pain of growing up in a middle-class, two-parent household and receiving one of the finest educations the world can offer.

Having thoroughly depressed the U.S. with her tales of personal woe, FLOTUS took her act abroad, getting feted by the rich and powerful in London. While touring Old Blighty, she visited the Mulberry School for Girls which is located in a low-income, primarily Muslim neighborhood called Tower Hamlets. She inspired the student body the only way she knew how — grievance.

Let’s face it — all of our stories are her stories. The classic narcissist needs to lug around a mirror so he can gaze at his reflection. The Obamas are a superior breed who can look at any group of people and see only themselves.

Though she was talking to actual underprivileged students, Ms. Obama spent about half her speech complaining about her thoroughly normal upbringing:

"We lived in a really small apartment. And my brother and I shared a bedroom that was divided in half by a wooden partition, giving us each our own little, tiny rooms that fit just a twin bed and a small desk…"

"Because our apartment was so small, there wasn’t much privacy. I can remember how hard it was to concentrate on my homework because someone was always talking or watching TV right next to you......."

"So we constantly felt the struggle to balance our family responsibilities and the schoolwork, the activities, and the goals that we had for ourselves...."

"But despite my efforts, there were still people in my life who told me that I was setting my sights too high; that a girl like me couldn’t get into an elite university. 

(Editor’s note: Princeton’s student body was 37 percent female when Ms. Obama matriculated.)

"And the fact that I was a girl and that I was black — well, that certainly didn’t help things, either. When I was growing up, there were very few black women at high levels in business, or politics, or science, on TV, so I didn’t have many professional role models to look up to."

Surely no one has suffered quite like Michelle Obama has suffered. But what she failed to mention is the rather different world she inhabits compared to the girls at the Mulberry School.

Before the speech, Poor Little Rich FLOTUS enjoyed tea with Prince Harry at Buckingham Palace and relaxed with the Prime Minister at 10 Downing Street. After leaving Tower Hamlets, she (and her girls and their grandmother) jetted to Milan — at taxpayer expense, of course.

After meeting the Italian Prime Minister they viewed Leonardo Da Vinci’s Last Supper. Then Michelle Obama went to the James Beard American Restaurant with acclaimed chefs Mario Batali and John Besh as her daughters shopped their way through Milan’s fashion district. Next, the First Entourage flies off to Venice for the Biennale contemporary art show.

{SNIP}

Michelle Obama Honored in Work of Art in Milan

We shouldn't begrudge the First Tribe taking summer vacations, even if they are more lavish than almost any other American family can afford. After all, we don't have the time. Most of us have to actually take care our own children personally, and have actual jobs and businesses to tend to instead of gallivanting across the country and the globe.  I just wish she would STFU and quit bitchin' to everybody about it about her life. (oooh, that wasn't very lady like of me, was it?)

Crazy Bernie About to Invade the South

The momentum behind the Bernie Sanders campaign for president is spreading in New Hampshire and is about to invade the south.  The interest in Sanders’ message in South Carolina is so high  that the campaign was forced to move his upcoming speech in Charleston to a larger venue to accommodate bigger crowds.

Recent polling in New Hampshire have convinced many that the support for Sen. Sanders is real and it is pushing Clinton's murky campaign message aside. 

There is a pent-up desire for an authentic grassroots movement among the left in America and ironically a desire to reclaim the country that has been under attack from there boy Barack Obama's and his friends that they elected twice. Are they just seeing what we saw all along, or just falling for another snake oil salesman?
   
The Sanders movement isn’t so much about rejecting Hillary Clinton as it is a response to income inequality and real unemployment (only made worse by failed Obama policies) and  Citizens United ( ya know, the decision that took away the unfair advantage of millions in contributions and influence by Labor Unions to his party) and the political influence of a handful of billionaires who fill the coffers of politicians and activist groups on their behalf (surely they don't speak speak blasphemy against of Mr. Soros, the Hollywood elite and the billionaire social media kingpins).  

No one doubts Mr. sander's beliefs. He's Crazy Hard Core Radical Socialism to the bone. He plays directly to the base, the "give me mine" base that the democrats have led by the nose for decades.

And the south is full of those type of voters.....

Now I'm Not a Scientist, Nor do I Play One on TV......

Butt This Sounds Like Some Bad Science to Me

Elite Daily

Aesthetic appeal aside, a big derrière might be beneficial to women by helping out their children. A 2010 study from the University of Oxford, popular once more, connects the big booty to healthy children, crediting the Omega 3 “good” fatty acids present in the mother’s body for the extra boost. 

And fat deposits like those in the hips, butt and thighs store heightened levels of Omega 3s, the same fatty acids that help babies’ brains develop properly.

Evidence shows the fats in a mother’s breast milk comes from the lower half of the body, which means that all those Omega 3s become a part of baby’s balanced breakfast. But this idea isn’t new: Research dating back to 2007 showed that gluteofemoral fat is key in producing smart offspring.

In fact, University of Pittsburgh study author William Lassek even hypothesized men could be attracted to women with large bottoms as an evolutionary way of ensuring successful children.

Lassek’s gone so far as to publish a book on the subject, titled “Why Women Need Fat.”

The bottom line? Stay active and healthy, because carrying “good” fat below the waist is most likely the result of genetics.

Now I know a little bit about the female derrière. I've got one, and it follows me everywhere. And as I said before, I ain't no brainy scientifical type gal, ya know. Butt one look at Momma Kardashian and her clan, or a quick trip through the local hood to gaze upon it's abundance of heightened levels of Omega 3 big booty population and the brain develop going on there tells me this here some bad Science. Uh Huh. 

Discuss among yourselves, Gentlemen.....

h/t Jeremy Hatfield / Facebook

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And then there's 'The Donald'

The American icon known to all of us as "The Donald" has been an attention-getter most of his adult life. In that respect, nothings changed there. What has changed is the fact that we're a much more celebrity/cult of personality driven society.

If we had a real media, Trump would be a 1-week story. Unfortunately, we don't have a real media so Trump's candidacy may turn into a carnival sideshow. He should never be taken seriously as a candidate and I suspect that the reason that the networks will give him face time is because his type of eccentricity fits with their type of eccentricity.
 
While it is definitely true that I'd rather have just about anyone other than a President Hillary, that isn’t a particularly high hurdle these days and Trump doesn't meet that threshold. What bothers me most is that supposedly serious journalists went ga-ga over him for a time in 2012 and may again if for no reason then to try and make a mockery of the Republican's attempt to take back the White House.

I don't know if it was his brashness that they found appealing in 2012, but I'm sure wasn't intellect. I'd call Trump a carnival huckster but I wouldn't want to insult the entire carnival hucksters industry.  

Donald Trump is an insanely rich man who should stick to doing the things that insanely rich people do.  If anything is true, it's that Trump sells to elites and the rich.  Trump does not have a Presidential Campaign Swag Store just yet, but we are quite sure that is coming soon, because Trump loves things that say TRUMP! on them.

It's important that Republicans know there are a limited number of battlefields worth fighting for that Hillary cannot defend against, and should exploit them for all it's worth. But the General in that war is not "The Donald".

This is an actual headline, not a spoof: "Trump Says He'd 'Win Easily' If He Ran With Oprah"

— Michael Barbaro (@mikiebarb) June 16, 2015