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Sunday, February 4, 2024

A New Year - A New You

I post this only as a public service. We here at DMF have always prided ourselves with unceasing efforts to help create a well informed citizenry, as with our ongoing Public Service Educational Crash Course Series. This was sent to me by one of our smart-ass loyal readers, whom I have a strong suspicion is divorced.........or soon will be.

MEN  TEACHING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER 
 REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By FEBRUARY 13, 2024 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .


Class 1:  Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 2 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2:  Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 3:  Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?–Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.
Class 4:  Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5:  Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 2 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6:  How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7:  Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum .. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8:  Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT! Three nights; Monday , Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 
Class 9:  How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon , 2 hours.
Class 10:  Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 11:  How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 
Class 12:  I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Thursday, April 14, 2022

Educational Crash Course # 687

Another Installment of Diogenes' 
Public Service Educational Series:

"English Lit. for the Lazy" 101
Syllabus: Ultra-Short Versions of Classic Books You Should Have Read But Didn't Because You Were To Stoned or Thought You Had Better Things to Do, Like Go Get Stoned.

Sunday, January 5, 2020

Educational Crash Course #695

Another Installment of Diogenes'
Public Service Educational Series:
"Home Maintenance" 
Basic Plumbing


NEXT IN SERIES: 
  'Jeffery Epstein Did Not Kill Himself.
A discussion with Carl Bernstein, Harvey Weinstein
 Bruce Springsteen and Mo 'The Knee' Feinstein.

Educational Crash Course Series Archive

Sunday, March 10, 2019

Educational Crash Course #952

 Another Installment of Diogenes'
Public Service Educational Series:


"Medieval History 101"
Major Discoveries and Advancements in Knowledge

in 15th Century Eastern Europe

NEXT IN SERIES:
 Socialism for Fun, Fame and Profit:
A lecture by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

CLASS DISMISSED!

Thursday, December 27, 2018

A New Year - A New You

I post this only as a public service. We here at DMF have always prided ourselves with unceasing efforts to help create a well informed citizenry, as with our ongoing Public Service Educational Crash Course Series. This was sent to me by one of our smart-ass loyal readers, whom I have a strong suspicion is divorced.........or soon will be.

MEN  TEACHING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER 
 REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 31, 2018 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .


Class 1:  Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2:  Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 3:  Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?–Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.
Class 4:  Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5:  Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6:  How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7:  Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum .. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8:  Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT! Three nights; Monday , Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 
Class 9:  How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon , 2 hours.
Class 10:  Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 11:  How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 
Class 12:  I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
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~Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS and
MJA@IOWTReport for the Linkage!~

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Educational Crash Course # 882

 Another Installment of Diogenes'
Public Service Educational Series:

Astrology 101:


Next in Series: 
Power to the Correct People: Free Speech on Social Media   
A Round Table discussion with the 20 liberals in a room in San Francisco who determine whether or not you get to participate in the public square. 

Sunday, November 4, 2018

Educational Crash Course # 791

 Another Installment of Diogenes'
Public Service Educational Series:


Paleoarchaeogeology 101"


NEXT IN SERIES:

Defensive Driving Techniques in Our Digital World:
"Defending Your Space"- a lecture by Alec Baldwin.

CLASS DISMISSED!
Educational Crash Course Series Archive

Saturday, July 7, 2018

Educational Crash Course #588

Another Installment of Diogenes'
  Public Service Educational Series:
 


"American History 101"


Next in Series:

Lecture: The Honorable Maxine Waters (D-Cal.)
'The Constitution and In Peaching 45'

CLASS DISMISSED!

Educational Crash Course Series Archive

Saturday, June 9, 2018

Educational Crash Course # 831

Another Installment of Diogenes'
  Public Service Educational Series:
 


"Wisdom of the Founders 101"


Next in Series:

LectureFuc Sleeping Your Way To Sucess in Journalism
With NYT's Reporterette Ali Watkins

CLASS DISMISSED!

Educational Crash Course Series Archive
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* Thank You MJA for the Linkage! *

Saturday, June 17, 2017

Educational Crash Course # 473

Another Installment of Diogenes'
Public Service Educational Series:

"Musicology 101"



NEXT IN SERIES:
Journalism 101:
 "War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength."
A Round-table Discussion with the Editorial Board of the NYT & WAPO

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Educational Crash Course # 812


Another Installment of Diogenes'
Public Service Educational Series:

" Gourmet Cooking  101"



NEXT IN SERIES:
 "Crowd Funding for Fun and Profit"
A Seminar with Bill and Hillary Clinton

CLASS DISMISSED!

Friday, January 23, 2015

Educational Crash Course # 744

Another Installment of Diogenes'
Public Service Educational Series:

"Musicology 101"


NEXT IN SERIES:
Women's Studies 
"Raising an intelligent and well adjusted husband."
with First Lady Michelle Obama

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Educational Crash Course # 651

 Another Installment of Diogenes'
Public Service Educational Series:

'The Theory Scientific Method of Global Cooling
 Global Warming  Climate Change
Climate Disruption Explained'


Next in Series: 

"Integrity in Public Service"
A Dissertation by Eric Holder

Monday, May 26, 2014

Educational Crash Course # 601

Another Installment of Diogenes'
Public Service Educational Series:

Womens Studies 101
(or 5 words ever man should understand)

Next in the series:
Social Studies 

'Living with the Village Idiot'
Lecture by Michelle Obama

  .......Class Dismissed!


Friday, May 2, 2014

Educational Crash Course # 566

Another Installment of Diogenes'
    Public Service Educational Series:


'Urban Studies'



Next in the series:
'Cultural Sensitivity' with the Rev. Al Sharpton 

.......Class Dismissed.

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Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Educational Crash Course #523

Another Installment of Diogenes'
Public Service Educational Series:
 
"Public Speaking"
or
How to pass yourself off as a expert member of 
the the Liberal Intelligentsia for fun and profit
(and maybe even get a gig on TV)





Next in Series:
 
Advancing your career as
the Village Idiot with Jim Carrey

CLASS DISMISSED!

Friday, June 22, 2012

Educational Crash Course #201

Another Installment of Diogenes'
  Public Service Educational Series:


"Saving Endangered Species 101"



 
Next in Series:
The Evils of a Privileged Society:
with First Lady Michelle Antoinette Obama 

CLASS DISMISSED!

Educational Crash Course Series Archive
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Saturday, March 31, 2012

Educational Crash Course #172

Another Installment of Diogenes'
  Public Service
Educational Series:

" Creative Writing 101"
(Suggestive Punctuation)


Next in Series:    
How to Become a Successful Drama Queen
in Todays Media  with Keith Olbermann

CLASS DISMISSED!
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Monday, February 6, 2012

Educational Crash Course #161

Another Installment of Diogenes'
 Public Service Educational Series:


" Cultural Studies 101"
(Social Media)

Next in Series: Fame and Fortune on someone else's
reputation with Ron Reagan Jr.

CLASS DISMISSED!

Crash Course Archive 
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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Educational Crash Course #103

Another Installment of Diogenes'
 Public Service Educational Series:


"Creative Writing"

Next in Series: Selecting the Proper Prom Gown 
with Barney Frank


CLASS DISMISSED!
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