Showing posts with label So Easy A Caveman Can Do It.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label So Easy A Caveman Can Do It.. Show all posts

Monday, December 9, 2019

Caveman Says Trump Must Be Impeached Because of Slavery

Anyone who has tuned into cable new shows on a weekend knows it's a wasteland of third string backups hosts that you may recognize as giving the traffic reports on your local news last year, and their no ratings minority set asides like the verbally challenged Rev. Al Sharpton, and intellectual nutty Negress, Joy Reid. They have guest one else will have on and say things that leaves you looking at the wall going  Huh?  In some cases the stunning stupidity can only be compared to bad SNL skits that just end.....with no ending.

This weekend was no different. I present to you The GEICO Cavemen.
  

Friday, February 8, 2019

So Simple a Caveman Can Do It: Dem Wants To Impeach Trump Because Virginia Democrats Are Racist


The Hill is reporting that Rep. Al Green (Caveman-Texas) is using the Virginia democratic racism sandals as another in a long line of silly excuses to call for the impeachment of DJT. This is the same Al Green who officially read articles of impeachment against Donald Trump on the floor, citing the president’s irresponsible tweeting as “crimes and misdemeanors.”
"One of President Trump’s sharpest congressional critics on Thursday vowed to force a House vote to impeach citing the race-related scandals facing top Virginia lawmakers. Green said the refusal of both Virginia’s governor, Ralph Northam (D), and the state’s attorney general, Mark Herring (D), to resign after admissions of wearing blackface in the past “is but a symptom of a greater syndrome that currently plagues our country as a result of not acting on President Trump’s bigotry."
"An argument that Governor Ralph Northam and Attorney General Mark Herring should resign will subject us to accusations of political hypocrisy if we refuse to take on a bigoted president."
What Green is saying is that democrats can’t possibly demand that Northam and Herring resign until they impeach Donald Trump. According to him, democrats would be hypocrites they don’t first go after the Republican President who retroactively made them racist. In light of all the over the top crazy crap we have heard from the dems this week, this doesn't sound as crazy at it would have in the past.

(Def-Con)
(Mutha Jones)


~ Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage! ~

Thursday, December 27, 2018

A New Year - A New You

I post this only as a public service. We here at DMF have always prided ourselves with unceasing efforts to help create a well informed citizenry, as with our ongoing Public Service Educational Crash Course Series. This was sent to me by one of our smart-ass loyal readers, whom I have a strong suspicion is divorced.........or soon will be.

MEN  TEACHING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER 
 REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 31, 2018 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .


Class 1:  Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2:  Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 3:  Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?–Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.
Class 4:  Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5:  Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6:  How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7:  Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum .. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8:  Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT! Three nights; Monday , Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 
Class 9:  How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon , 2 hours.
Class 10:  Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 11:  How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 
Class 12:  I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
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MJA@IOWTReport for the Linkage!~