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Jamie Foxx goes Full Biden

After recently calling Barack Obama "Our Lord and Savior" portraying a ruthless killer of white people and saying publicly  with all the glee of a Klansman at a cross burning  “I kill all the white people in the movie. How great is that?”, Foxx spews this little gem at the NAACP Image awards  last week: "Black people are the most talented people in the world." 

Mr. Foxx, are we talking about real talent like Westley Snipes and Samuel L. Jackson and Eddie Murphy who constantly put out dogs no one sees, or the state of black music full of talented rap musicians that can not sing or play an instrument. Or maybe you mean a foul mouthed idiots like Chris Rock, who also comes off a bit of a bigot like yourself.  Don't confuse popularity and wealth for talent. Academy Awards and Grammys  aren't given for talent, Mr. Foxx.  If you don't believe me, look back at the last few years for the proof.   Same goes for the Nobels, know what I'm sayin'? 

It's real hard to sometime tell if you're a graduate of the "Louis Farrakhan School of Public Relations" or the "Joe Biden School of Public Speaking." 

It must be a real job shaving that over inflated head of yours every morning, eh?

h/t News Busters

Fishnet Friday

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So, My Lefty Friends......

Talk Straight

"If George Bush committed ‘War Crimes” because he authorized waterboarding when he was in office….

what does Obama face for authorizing killing Americans without any legitimate proof of their being a terrorist?

And why are you all so strangely silent on the position suddenly?

We couldn’t shut you up five years ago!"

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Can The Earl of Ketchup cut it as Secretary of State?

 Kerry has 'big heels to fill' at State Dept

I Dunno.....I’m pretty sure Hillary wears flats.

image via sweasel.com 

Obama to Hold Shooting Exhibition

Plans To Shoot Apple Off Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s Head

Amid all the fervor over a staged photo of the President firing a shotgun at Camp David, and all the photoshop fun that followed despite the warn to the contrary, the White House has arranged for a publicized skeet shoot where the President will attempt to shoot an apple off the head of DNC Chairwomen,  Debbie Wasserman-Schultz,  using his own personal Benelli 12 gauge shotgun and number 6 shot. According to press secretary Jay Carney, “This will prove once and for all that the President loves guns and hates Jews!"  

Wasserman-Schultz

Displaying confidence in her President's ability to knock an apple off her head with just one shotgun blast,  Mrs. Wasserman-Schultz has been combing supermarkets in Ft. Lauderdale Florida to find the largest apple she can buy. “I want a big one so the photo-op will be more dramatic.” According to various rumors, Wasserman-Schultz has told one of her aides to paint a rather large watermelon and disguise it as an apple! 

“I know. Using a watermelon is sorta racist, but I really want my President to look good when the cameras roll,” said Wasserman-Schultz when confronted about the apple substitution.

Sources say the President will attempt to knock the apple off at about 35 yards using his own 12 gauge shotgun equipped with a modified choke and number six turkey shot. Part of the viewing public that will witness the first ever shooting exhibition by a sitting US President are the ambassadors from Egypt, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and Lebanon who openly are rooting for a missed shot.

A non-deterred Wasserman-Schultz proudly beamed about being the center of attention once more since the elections in November and shared with those around her how it reminded her of college days at NYU…”Gosh! I can fondly recall being the center for Delta Ki frat boys for their skeet shoot. Now, those boys could really shoot!”

 Obama mused that using turkey shot would be appropriate.

Forgot to Read the Small Print......

"This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House."

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The Women Who Single-handedly Brought Peace to the World

"....... traditional alliances fraying, our diplomatic standing damaged, and around the world, people questioning America’s commitment to core values and our ability to maintain our global leadership. That was my inbox on day one as your Secretary of State." - Hillary Clinton 

[snip] 

Yes, Mrs. Clinton, that's pretty much the same Legacy you leave with.

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Fishnet Friday

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My Favorite Liberal has a Warning....

Although I have to look past her sickening admission she once dated former NY congressman Anthony Wiener, Kirsten Powers’ op-ed exemplifies why she’s my favorite liberal: 

"In a recent interview with The New Republic, President Obama was back to his grousing about the one television news outlet in America that won’t fall in line and treat him as emperor. Discussing breaking Washington’s partisan gridlock, the president told TNR, "If a Republican member of Congress is not punished on Fox News…for working with a Democrat on a bill of common interest, then you’ll see more of them doing it.”

Alas, the president loves to whine about the media meanies at Fox News. To him, these are not people trying to do their jobs. No, they are out to get him. What other motive could a journalist have in holding a president accountable? Why oh why do Ed Henry and Chris Wallace insist on asking hard questions? Make them stop!"

President Obama has gotten adulation from the Agenda Media since before he’d been elected to the Senate. Books have been written about the media’s slobbering love affair with President Obama. Still, that isn’t enough for the messiah.

Anything less than constant adoration isn’t acceptable with this administration. Here’s a warning from Ms. Powers that liberals should pay attention to:

"Whether you are liberal or conservative, libertarian, moderate or politically agnostic, everyone should be concerned when leaders of our government believe they can intentionally try to delegitimize a news organization they don’t like.

In fact, if you are a liberal, as I am, you should be the most offended, as liberalism is founded on the idea of cherishing dissent and an inviolable right to freedom of expression.

That more liberals aren’t calling out the White House for this outrageous behavior tells you something about the state of liberalism in America today."

Whether it’s fascists implementing ‘speech codes’ on college campuses or whether it’s the fascist staff in the White House, the result is the same: censorship.

There’s no such thing as acceptable censorship.

This is particularly appalling information: 

"What the Obama administration is doing, and what liberals are funding at MMFA is beyond chilling – it’s a deep freeze.

On the heels of Dunn’s attack on Fox, Brock wrote a letter to progressive organizations bragging about the U.S. government trashing a news organization: “In recent days, a new level of scrutiny has been directed toward Fox News, in no small part due to statements from the White House, and from Media Matters, challenging its standing as a news organization.”Point of order: who put Media Matters in charge of determining what is and isn’t a news operation?

A Media Matters memo found its way into the public domain and if you care at all about decency and freedom of the press, it will make you throw up. If you like McCarthyism, it’s right up your alley. It details to liberal donors how they have plans to assemble opposition research on Fox News employees.

It complains of the “pervasive unwillingness among members of the media to officially kick Fox News to the curb of the press club” and outlines how they are going to change that through targeting elite media figures and turning them against Fox. They say they want to set up a legal fund to sue (harass) conservatives for any “slanderous” comments they make about progressives on air. They actually cite one of the best journalists around, Jake Tapper, as a problem because he questioned the White House about calling a news outlet “illegitimate.” Tapper can see the obvious: if the White House can call one news outlet illegitimate for asking tough questions, then guess who is next? Anyone."

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PULL!

via my buddy Will Profit

Apparently, I know more about being British than Piers Morgan knows about being American..

via Sense of Events 

"According to news reports, Her Majesty's government has suddenly decided that if it is going to admit people to live in Britain and possibly become subjects of the crown, perhaps they should actually know something about, um, Britain."

Applicants for British citizenship will be expected to answer 75% of 24 questions correctly.

How did Diogenes fair....

You scored 90%!

Hey Piers, an eighth grade civics class may be right up your alley there ol' chap!

Can you pass the British immigration exam? 

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