Friday, May 14, 2021
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
Thursday, May 13, 2021
Why Won’t Israelis Let Themselves Be Killed?
Tuesday, May 11, 2021
Headlines From the News of '2022'
CNN Removes "News" From It's Iconic Moniker: Decision was made about the troubled network by it's new parent company, 'Time-It-Lube Inc.' after Jake Tapper, wearing only a diaper, welding goggles and a Philadelphia Phillies baseball cap while interviewing California Governor Kaitlin Jenner about the all transgender US Olympic Gymnastics team.
Monday, May 10, 2021
It Takes a Real Man to Stand Up for What They Believe 🧐
'You are a slow learner, Winston.'
'How can I help seeing what is in front of my eyes? Two and two are four.'
'Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.'
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How dare you decline to hallucinate and not “even genuinely” see what he tells you to see at any given time, you superficial bigot.
Our neotenous offendee, ¿jordan¿, is now, inevitably, feigning surprise that his - sorry, their - “simple statement” was found in any way debatable. Now step aside, oppressor, there are selfies to be taken.
The damsel in question, aka “Commie DickGurl.” My favorite part is where they got offended for being called crazy and then acted completely crazy.
Imagine being a 34-year-old man who tries to look like a 15-year-old girl and then gets offended when he's called crazy. And they wonder why they eventually take baths with their toasters.
Sunday, May 9, 2021
Dramatic Readings From Tank Abrams Romance Novel
EARL DONE THIS |