Showing posts with label Chuck U Schumer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chuck U Schumer. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Oh Shut Up Ya Snarling Old Bastard

Amy Schumer's Crazy Cousin Chuck

While the FBI was investigating Bill Clinton for the White Water corruption sandal, Clinton fired the FBI Director.  The media took the President's actions at face value. They did not question him. In fact, conservatives who raised red flags were dismissed. Today, we get to see what happens when a Republican does what Bill Clinton did. The reality is that many of those most critical of Trumps firing Comey were the same people demanding Comey be fired for his handling of Hillary Clinton's emails. 

We have a hyper-partisan environment in which all sides too easily and too quickly abandon intellectual honesty. It is notable that Lindsey Graham and Susan Collins, two of the GOP's most strident critics of Donald Trump, are okay with this firing.

It is not a constitutional crisis, nor is it a dark day for democracy. It is a President exercising his constitutional duties on the advice of his cabinet ministers. The timing is bothersome and may look bad, but the underlying rationale suggests the decision was made thoughtfully. However, the left will never believe President Trump nor believe anything other than the worst possible conspiracies about him. Russiaism is the new Birtherism.

Friday, March 3, 2017

Please Help Us Identify the Mysterious Man Sharing a Krispy Kreme with Chuck Schumer in this Photo

Here's what we know.  In the photo below, Chuck Schumer appears with an unidentified foreign personage of some sort. They're eating donuts at a Kirspy Kreme. We assume everything is on the up and up, because Schumer is obviously a person of the highest moral character, but we'd still like to know who his companion is.  He looks kind of familiar, but we just can't seem to place the face.  
Here's the picture in question:

We're trying to do a little forensic work to determine the identity of this mysterious man. As you know, Schumer (a Clinton campaign surrogate) has called for Jeff Sessions to resign immediately over alleged - but utterly unproven collusion with Russia.