Pantsuits Prepares to Saddle Up for 2016

Clinton to start 2016 WH bid with focus on voter interaction
(because all of America loves her charming personality)

WASHINGTON (AP) — Hillary Rodham Clinton is expected to launch her campaign for president sometime in the next two weeks and will initially focus on intimate events, rather than soaring speeches to big rallies, as her team looks to put her in direct contact with voters in states with early primaries or caucuses.
 
The goal, according to two people close to the Clinton organization, is to make Clinton's second run for the White House more about voters and less about herself.

The strategy is also aimed at playing to what Clinton allies see as her strengths. Friends and advisers have long said she is more at ease in small group settings and one-on-one conversations where she can display her policy expertise, as well as personal warmth that she sometimes struggles to convey in front of larger crowds.

The approach also comes with risks. More loosely scripted appearances increase the chances that Clinton could be drawn off message or make a misstep that causes a distraction for the campaign. The former secretary of state has been off the campaign trail for years, and she seemed rusty in fielding questions during interviews on a book tour last year.

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Seems her  strategist have quite a job on their hands, seeing she has the public persona of a fish and all the personal warmth of Richard Nixon......

But Hillary's advisors are talking of a Retooling of sorts for 2016.

Klein: Bill Clinton Thinks Leaked Email Story WH Inside Job

Who Would Know a Sleazy White House Action Better Than Bill Clinton?  

It's no secret that the Clintons and the Obamas do not like each other and there is bad blood all around. Obama and his puppet master, Valerie Jarrett, have been reported to be actively recruiting Elizabeth Warren to run in 2016 because Hillary Clinton isn’t liberal enough . (Let that sink in)
 
Ed Klein , author of Blood Feud, says that Bill Clinton thinks Mrs. Clinton’s current troubles come directly from somewhere in the bowels of the the Obama White House. When the Clinton email story broke I have to admit that this was one of the first things I thought. Smear your enemy, it's the democrat way.  

Remember, this email story really took off after The New York Times and MSNBC,  2 stalwart allies of this White House (well one is an ally, the other is basically a mouthpiece) covered it.  It didn't come from Fox or Breitbart.

If this story turns out to be true, it's just more proof what a scab the Obama Administration is on America, and how the high and mighty left continues to eat its own.....

h/t ACC

Hillary Rodham Gump....

Bringing Back the Clintons:

"If you treat IRS rules the way the IRS treats IRS rules, you go to prison; if you treat federal law the way the secretary of state does, you go to prison. If you treat immigration controls the way our immigration authorities do, you go to prison. If you're as careless in your handling of firearms as the ATF is, you go to prison. You cook your business's books the way the federal government cooks its books, you go to prison.

"Hillary Clinton is not going to prison. She's going to release whatever emails she feels like releasing and dare any of you peons or your elected representatives to try to make her do otherwise. You'll take what she offers, and you''ll like it. ...

 "A self-respecting people would have sent this clan of scrofulous grifters and po-faced con artists into whatever passes for exile (comfortable exile, of course) in the 21st century. Instead, we are giving them a serious shot at a return to the White House.

"At least this time, we'll know to keep an eye on the silver." — Kevin D. Williamson, National Review

The Rules According to Clinton:

"Hillary Clinton hasn't even begun her expected presidential candidacy, but already Americans are being reminded of the political entertainment they can expect. To wit, the normal rules of government ethics and transparency apply to everyone except Bill and Hillary. ...

 The real story here is that none of this is a surprise. This is how the Clintons roll. They're a political version of the old Peanuts cartoon character who was always surrounded by a cloud of dirt. Ethical shortcuts and controversies are standard operating procedure. A brief 1990s roll call: The Riadys, Johnny Chung, Travelgate, the vanishing Rose billing records, a killing in cattle futures, the Marc Rich pardon.

 The Clintons and Democrats want Americans to forget all of that. But as the email and foundation discoveries show, the Clintons haven't changed. They still think they can do what they please and get away with it." — The Editors, The Wall Street Journal

Drip..Drip..Drip...

Clinton Private Server Listed Under Mysterious,

Untraceable Name

CBS

The computer server that transmitted and received Hillary Rodham Clinton’s emails — on a private account she used exclusively for official business when she was secretary of state — traced back to an Internet service registered to her family’s home in Chappaqua, New York, according to Internet records reviewed by The Associated Press.

The highly unusual practice of a Cabinet-level official physically running her own email would have given Clinton, the presumptive Democratic presidential candidate, impressive control over limiting access to her message archives. 

It remains unclear exactly who set up and maintained the private email server for Clinton, but the AP traced it back to Eric Hoteham – a mysterious identity that “does not appear in public records databases, campaign contribution records or Internet background searches.”  However, Hoteham’s name is listed as a customer at the Clinton’s $1.7 million estate on Old House Lane in Chappaqua. The records have been registered for the Internet address for her email server since August 2010 and Hoteham is also listed as someone associated with the website “presidentclinton.com” and a defunct address for “wjcoffice.com.”

Operating her own server would have afforded Clinton additional legal opportunities to block government or private subpoenas in criminal, administrative or civil cases because her lawyers could object in court before being forced to turn over any emails.

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She Says She's Just One of Us.......

Ma Clinton Has Been Dead Broke and Her Ass is Fat

Daily Mail

Hillary Clinton, who has in past had trouble talking about her wealth and life experiences, is intensifying an effort to humanize herself to likely voters.

During a Tuesday speech in Silicon Valley, her first in the U.S. this year, Clinton indulged in self-deprecating humor. She casually joked about being overweight at the conference targeting women and teased that she might have a hoarding problem.

The former first lady again attempted to empathize with conference goers, and showcase her own struggles with everyday issues, while talking about her weight.

Clinton has increasingly made mention of her roles as both a mother and grandmother in remarks, framing her public policies in the context of the hardships she dealt with while raising only child Chelsea.

Playing to her audience Clinton stated that 'in many ways the economy is still operating like it's 1955,' and chastised men who ignore women's issues, saying to themselves, 'Act like you’re listening and this too shall pass.'

And when asked by Swisher whether she's an Android or Apple user, Clinton delicately sidestepped the question by again poking fun at herself. Clinton said she has an iPhone and a Blackberry.

'I don’t throw anything away,' she said. 'I’m like two steps short of a hoarder.'

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We Noticed Ma...We Noticed. 

 
 

Hillary Makes Early Bid For Worst Campaign Song Of 2016

Hillary isn't saying whether she's running yet or not, but that hasn't stopped her toadies from continuing to float the boat on her behalf (wink wink). So now they give us this little gem,  a terrible, face-melting Hillary Clinton Super PAC ad/generic CMT music video. And here is a list of actual theories about its provenance that  have been tossed around because the Washington Post’s story on it is too boring. 

* It’s a Rand Paul false-flag operation.

* The NYPD slapped it together to get us all to stop talking about Eric Garner.

* The Stand with Hillary PAC hired the Raining McCain   ladies and gave them a bigger budget.

* It’s actually an ad for a stock footage house specializing in gauzy, soft-focus scenes of Americana.

* The video contains a series of clues about where President Obama was on the night of BENGHAAAAAZI!!1!

* Hillary Clinton really wants us to think she’s tough. Ford tough. 

The National Journal has also helpfully annotated the lyrics if you’re really feeling masochistic. Vote Hillary, we guess, or Blake Shelton will eat your face.

The Reviews are in....Yeah, it Sucks.

These Amazon reviews for Hillary Clinton’s new book are HILARIOUS

Down And Out In Chappaqua

image via Ricochet

Dick Morris

Hillary Clinton likes to present herself as an everywoman, facing the same challenges that bedevil all families, living in sync with their trials and tribulations, overcoming adversity as we all try to do. The latest iteration of her wish to downplay her wealth so as to be just plain folks was her bald assertions to Diane Sawyer that she and Bill were “dead broke” and “in debt” when she left the White House, struggling to “you know, piece together the resources for mortgages for houses, Chelsea’s education, you know, it was not easy.”

Consider this:

* Her joint tax return with Bill for 2001 showed a $16,165,110.00 income for her first year out of the White House.

* Even before they left the White House, their joint income for 2000 was $359,000, scarcely in the “dead broke” category, particularly when you consider that the Clintons had none of the normal expenses that the rest of us do. Housing, cars, child care, insurance, electricity, landscaping, health care, these are all covered by the taxpayers. All they had to pay for was dry cleaning, food and college tuition for Chelsea. Most people could make that work.

* She signed a book contract with an $8 million advance in the closing weeks of Bill’s presidency, and Bill inked a $15 million deal at about the same time. She got over $2 million of this in 2001. Is that dead broke?

* The Clintons bought a house in September of 1999 in Chappaqua for $1.7 million.

* In December of 2000, they also purchased a $2.85 million house in Washington, D.C., before Bill left office. Do people who are dead broke and in debt do this?

* Chelsea, had graduated from college by the end of Bill’s term and her tuition for graduate work at Oxford for the year 2001 could not have been too burdensome for a family that would earn $16 million that year.

So why does she do this? Why make up stories of poverty when they were verifiable multi-millionaires? Does her need to misrepresent her circumstances on the public stage bespeak a fundamental disregard for the truth and a confidence that she can manipulate our feelings as surely as any soap opera actress?

Hillary has always felt the need to adjust the truth of her extraordinary circumstances — up or down — to suit her political needs of the moment. 

Hillary's Rejected People Magazine Cover

Millions Missing in State Dept. Aid Relief to Haiti

I'm Sure the Race Baiters at MSNBC Will Latch on to This Real Soon

Ulsterman

"A few Alternative Media are attempting to push the story out into Mainstream waters, and rightfully so. The hundreds of millions of dollars apparently bilked off the tragedy that was the Haiti earthquake of four years ago, is worthy of serious attention, and the Clintons are right up to their eyeballs in it…"

This man was head of the IHRC who reported to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

The Wall Street Journal just picked up the story, and had this to say about it:

"The news website Tout Haiti reported last month that two prominent lawyers have petitioned Haiti's Superior Court of Auditors and Administrative Disputes, demanding an audit of Bill Clinton's management of the Interim Haiti Recovery Commission (IHRC). There are powerful interests that won't want to see the petition succeed and it may go nowhere. But the sentiment it expresses is spreading fast." 

Four years after a magnitude 7.0 earthquake toppled the capital city of Port-au-Prince and heavily damaged other parts of the country, hundreds of millions of dollars from the State Department's U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), allocated to the IHRC, are gone. Hundreds of millions more to the IHRC from international donors have also been spent. Left behind is a mishmash of low quality, poorly thought-out development experiments and half-finished projects....."

"One former Haitian official puts it this way: "I really cannot understand how you could raise so much money, put a former U.S. president in charge, and get this outcome."

Most people are unaware that Bill Clinton, as head of the IHRC, acquired HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of dollars from the U.S. State Department at a time when Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State.

Clinton’s ties to Haiti and millions in economic “aid” date back to Bill Clinton’s administration when he helped place Jean Bertrand Aristide back into power of that island nation. Shortly after, Clinton Machine donors began scooping up lucrative business contracts signed off by Aristide. Yeah, let sink in. I know, had me shaking my head too.

Au Revoir, Douche Bag

Middle Finger News Service

Piers Morgan Tapes Last Show...... 
Surrounded by Armed Secret Service.  

 BJ Clinton shows up on Musket Morgan's show

to read from his new coffee table book, 'Fat Chicks I Have Plowed.' 

 "Chapter 01: Kathleen Turner."

IOTW has: 
12 REASONS WHY EVERYONE HATES PIERS MORGAN
 

Chelsea Clinton: "I personally am obsessed with diarrhea”

via NewsBusters

"Joe Conason is still trying to be the number one journalistic

ring-kisser to the Clinton family. His latest effort is fawning all over Chelsea Clinton, the humanitarian (and occasional NBC News correspondent.) He complained on her behalf that “the political press still seems far more inclined to ruminate over her supposed ambitions rather than report her real concerns.”

 Chelsea is Nobel Prize material, Conason wants you to know, with global concerns that include, “among other things, an unshakable obsession with diarrhea.” In a Third World, sense of course:

 [S]he is willing to confess that “I personally am obsessed with diarrhea”—meaning the symptoms of waterborne disease that leads to diarrhea, dehydration and death for millions of children annually across Africa. Aside from her growing experience in the field, she holds a master’s degree in public health from Columbia University. “I wish that someone wanted to talk about diarrhea and why I think we really have the chance to eradicate diarrhea, even before every country across the African continent or across the world has strong public health systems of sanitation and clean water.... Yes, I wish the mainstream media were interested in things like our growing work in diarrhea or the work that we’re doing in agriculture or the work we’re doing on HIV/AIDS and how important that is.”

Conason was one of the ogling correspondents who traveled to Africa with Chelsea and her father Slick Willie, and this is where the goo really began to flow freely, on how the press fails to give the Clintons enough credit for their work in Africa:

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The Real Reason Hillary Clinton Always Wears Pantsuits....

I guess the problem runs in the family.....

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