What Women Really Need on Valentines Day.......

Joe Biden Just Stole My Heart

Fishnet Friday - Valentines Edition

The Narcissist is at it Again...

On the 80th birthday of Basketball Great Bill Russel, the White House Tweets out a picture of......Barack Obama.

Life must be really tough for Barry cause his wife  gets all the good press. 
He needs a hug.

Obama and the Rule of Law

"President Obama’s hero Abraham Lincoln had a famously worshipful view of the rule of law. 'Let reverence for the laws,' he said in his Lyceum Address, 'be breathed by every American mother, to the lisping babe, that prattles on her lap — let it be taught in schools, in seminaries, and in colleges; let it be written in Primers, spelling books, and in Almanacs; let it be preached from the pulpit, proclaimed in legislative halls, and enforced in courts of justice.'

"President Obama’s implicit rejoinder: 'Whatever.'" — Rich Lowry, National Review  

Nig Nagin on His Way to the Poky

Guilty on 20 of 21 Counts

NEW ORLEANS (AP) — A June 11 sentencing date has been set for former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin who has been convicted of bribery, fraud, money laundering, filing false tax returns and conspiracy.  

A jury convicted Nagin on Wednesday on 20 federal criminal counts. The bribes came in his two terms as mayor from 2002-2010.

Couldn't have happened to a better person asshole.  Hope the Feds help you to find a mate to spend your jail time with. 

A White House Valentine's Celebration

by MFNS White House Correspondent Earl of Taint

With Valentine’s Day approaching, the first lady was asked about how she and the president keep romance in their relationship.

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The Plugster and the Presidency

"In the deep south, where I live, people are known for saying “hey watch this” before they do something incredibly dumb.

In that spirit, when our man of the people VP Joe utters the words, “Hey America, watch this” we will know for sure that the Biden 2016 presidential campaign train has left the station.

 The only positive that could come out of a Biden bid for the Oval Office is that he would, if he wants to win,  primary Cankles and subsequently bludgeon her to death with questions about Benghazi.

Or, maybe this whole thing is a cruel prank on us all and he just loaded up a shotgun with this absurd President Biden idea and fired it out the door because he heard reality rustling around in the bushes."

Defy The Narrative 

Suicide-Bomber Class All Get A+ : Posthumously

If there were such a thing, it would probably be rule No. 1 in the teaching manual for instructors of aspiring suicide bombers: Don’t give lessons with live explosives.

Suicide-bombing Instructor Blows Up His Own Class

"A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said."

Former Suicide-Bomber Instructor Achmed Kaboom

"The militants belonged to a group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, which is fighting the Shiite-dominated army of the Iraqi government, mostly in Anbar Province. But they are also linked to bomb attacks elsewhere and other fighting that has thrown Iraq deeper into sectarian violence.

Twenty-two ISIS members were killed, and 15 were wounded, in the explosion at the camp, which is in a farming area in the northeastern province of Samara, according to the police and army officials. Stores of other explosive devices and heavy weapons were also kept there, the officials said." 

I bet that taught them a lesson they’ll never forget.

I wonder if a jihadi qualifies for his 72 virgin goats if he dies in the dumbest way possible?

 

Biden: "The Can has been Unsealed but Yet to be Opened"

Update - U.S. Vows to Open Can of Whoop Ass at Sochi  

(MFNS) As promised, the U.S. team is doing well in Sochi, but the predicted ass whooping is coming along slowly. Behind in the gold, but doing well in the overall medal count.

A pumped and excited Vice President Joe biden,  who touts himself as the "Nations Largest Athletic Supporter", speaking before a convention of Deodorant Soap Manufactures said today "we're holding our own with those Russkis in medals and that's all that really counts...... but does anyone know where the hell these guys from Norway come from anyway?" Biden also told the group  he can't wait till the Sochi gymnastics start. "I'm a big fan of gymnastical matches and our guys and gals in tights".

A buffed and taut Joe Biden shows off his athletic physique
at a Deodorant Soap Manufactures event 

Biden dropped hints to reporters after the speech that he might challenge Vladimir Putin to an Olympic Arm Wrestling contest if the medal count winds up tied between the two countries.

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(MFNS) - The United States is a serious contender to top the medals count at the Winter Olympics in Sochi, but its prospects on Olympic snow and ice weren't always so promising.

Following a dismal performance at the 1988 Winter Games in Calgary, Canada, where the US team garnered just six medals, the US Olympic Committee launched an overhaul of it's system of training athletes that experts credit with helping vault American athletes to dominance. The rise of U.S. Winter Olympians since Calgary is evident not only in their medal haul, but in their intense training for new events added in this years games which should help in America's medal count. 

The U.S. goes into the games heavily favored in the new "Skateless Ice Dancing" competition, inspired by the world wide popularity of the American TV show 'Dancing with the Stars'.

U.S. Olympians Marie Carson and Mario Puci practice for
Skateless Ice Dance Pairs Competition 

Another event the U.S. is expected to do well in is one of the most anticipated events on the Sochi ice this Olympics,  the new "Free-for-all Singles Free Style Skating" competition with hockey type defense. 

Skaters take to the ice together and during their free-style skate performance are allowed to to make contact and neutralize an opponent in accordance with European Hockey rules.  

U.S. Team Coach, Bruno Bobnoski told MFNS  "You'd would think that a country that gave the world Dirty Harry and Rambo would be very, very good at this shit, and we plan on taking out those commie pussies and take at least the Gold and Silver medals, which would be pretty impressive stuff. As incentive, I told my skaters to think about that crappy hotel room the commies gave em. That should do it. 

When ask about the prediction of an epic defeat at the hands of the U.S. team, Russian Olympic Skating coach Boris Cramdoffski's only comment was "Едят дерьмо капиталистических свиней".

A Good Monday Morning

Koch Brothers Bad - Angel Poop Good

Public tax records show that between 1998 and 2008 the Charles G. Koch Charitable Foundation spent more than forty-eight million dollars. The Claude R. Lambe Charitable Foundation, which is controlled by Charles Koch and his wife, along with two company employees and an accountant, spent more than twenty-eight million. Their foundations and the individual giving have financially supported organizations "fostering entrepreneurship, education, human services, at-risk youth, arts and culture, and medical research.(the leftist are silent) 

The David H. Koch Charitable Foundation spent more than a hundred and twenty million. (cricket chirps)

Meanwhile, since 1998 Koch Industries has spent more than fifty million dollars on lobbying and advocating lower personal and corporate taxes, minimal social services and less intrusive oversight of industry  as well as for dozens of free-market and advocacy organizations and against universal health care and climate change legislation. ( the leftist boo and shake fists) 

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Separately, the company’s political-action committee, KochPAC, has donated some nine million dollars to political campaigns, more than eighty per cent of it to Republicans. 

Democrats give money, too. Their most prominent donor, financier George Soros. (leftist cheer wildly) ........A former Nazi sympathizer,  convicted of Insider trading in France. (leftist spot shiny object) 

Soros runs a foundation, the Open Society Institute, that has spent as much as a hundred million dollars a year in America.  Founded by former Obama campaign officials Bill Burton and Sean Sweeney in order to collect and spend money from wealthy donors, including corporations and extorted unions dues. (leftist nod approvingly)

Soros has also made generous private contributions to various Democratic campaigns, including Barack Obama’s.

November 11, 2003, Soros said that removing President George W. Bush from office was the "central focus of my life" and "a matter of life and death". He said he would sacrifice his entire fortune to defeat Bush "if someone guaranteed it." (leftist cheer) 

The difference is the left doesn't see their money as dirty.

Political contributions from big labor in the form of extorted union dues, money from sources like the boardrooms of the protective vintage media and wealthy movie industry types is like Angel Poop to them. (leftist clap wildly)

But contributions from Colt Gun co. or industry that creates jobs and once supplied good health-care for their employees is dirty money because of where it goes. (leftist boo)

Soros is good at buying himself and fellow travelers good press by funding Media Matters and the Huffington Post. (leftist look up at the sky and whistle)

Joe is in Control....

Vice President Joe Biden, at the controls as he test drives of one of Amtrak’s
new electric locomotives in Philadelphia.