Saturday, February 15, 2014

There’s no fixing lefties. They are mentally deficient.

They have gotten their panties in a wad over the use of caulking gun, paint gun, grease gun, etc. 
The insanity never stops.

Moochelle Spotted in the Big Apple

The First Lady takes in the sites of downtown NY
Just as Washington is going into a deep freeze, the president jets off to sunny Palm Springs for a boys weekend to play some golf and have a meeting of the Kings. And no doubt, rake in some under-the-table cash for the  democrat mid-term election bids while he's there. 
The First Lady, having celebrated Valentine Day earlier this week, was spotted in New York where she will appear Monday night as one of the first guest on the new 'Tonight Show with Jimmy Kibble', or what ever his name is.  

Thursday, February 13, 2014

The Narcissist is at it Again...

On the 80th birthday of Basketball Great Bill Russel, the White House Tweets out a picture of......Barack Obama.
Life must be really tough for Barry cause his wife  gets all the good press. 
He needs a hug.

Obama and the Rule of Law

"President Obama’s hero Abraham Lincoln had a famously worshipful view of the rule of law. 'Let reverence for the laws,' he said in his Lyceum Address, 'be breathed by every American mother, to the lisping babe, that prattles on her lap — let it be taught in schools, in seminaries, and in colleges; let it be written in Primers, spelling books, and in Almanacs; let it be preached from the pulpit, proclaimed in legislative halls, and enforced in courts of justice.'
"President Obama’s implicit rejoinder: 'Whatever.'" Rich Lowry, National Review  

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Nig Nagin on His Way to the Poky

Guilty on 20 of 21 Counts


NEW ORLEANS (AP) — A June 11 sentencing date has been set for former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin who has been convicted of bribery, fraud, money laundering, filing false tax returns and conspiracy.  
A jury convicted Nagin on Wednesday on 20 federal criminal counts. The bribes came in his two terms as mayor from 2002-2010.
Couldn't have happened to a better person asshole.  Hope the Feds help you to find a mate to spend your jail time with. 

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

A White House Valentine's Celebration

by MFNS White House Correspondent Earl of Taint
With Valentine’s Day approaching, the first lady was asked about how she and the president keep romance in their relationship.
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The Plugster and the Presidency

"In the deep south, where I live, people are known for saying “hey watch this” before they do something incredibly dumb.
In that spirit, when our man of the people VP Joe utters the words, “Hey America, watch this” we will know for sure that the Biden 2016 presidential campaign train has left the station.
 The only positive that could come out of a Biden bid for the Oval Office is that he would, if he wants to win,  primary Cankles and subsequently bludgeon her to death with questions about Benghazi.

Or, maybe this whole thing is a cruel prank on us all and he just loaded up a shotgun with this absurd President Biden idea and fired it out the door because he heard reality rustling around in the bushes."
Defy The Narrative 

Monday, February 10, 2014

Suicide-Bomber Class All Get A+ : Posthumously

If there were such a thing, it would probably be rule No. 1 in the teaching manual for instructors of aspiring suicide bombers: Don’t give lessons with live explosives.

Suicide-bombing Instructor Blows Up His Own Class
"A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said."
Former Suicide-Bomber Instructor Achmed Kaboom
"The militants belonged to a group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, which is fighting the Shiite-dominated army of the Iraqi government, mostly in Anbar Province. But they are also linked to bomb attacks elsewhere and other fighting that has thrown Iraq deeper into sectarian violence.
Twenty-two ISIS members were killed, and 15 were wounded, in the explosion at the camp, which is in a farming area in the northeastern province of Samara, according to the police and army officials. Stores of other explosive devices and heavy weapons were also kept there, the officials said.
I bet that taught them a lesson they’ll never forget.

I wonder if a jihadi qualifies for his 72 virgin goats if he dies in the dumbest way possible?