Middle Finger Theater Presents:

Obama's Anger Translator

*WARNING: Strong Language

The Suit is not the Only Thing That's Empty.......

It seems Dear Leader’s speech from Wednesday's press conference is getting  universally panned.

This one made me laugh:

“He tried to downplay the Democrats’ loss of the Senate by talking to the two-thirds of people who did not vote. He tried to insinuate that it was a bipartisan rejection. He reminded us several times that he is still president. (“I’m the guy elected by everybody.”)

Wait a second. Does he think turnout in 2012 was universal? Ummm, no. 57.5% and down from 2008. And about half of us voted against him anyway.

See, the midterms aren’t legitimate elections because no one votes, but everyone votes in the presidential elections. Or something.

The speech was like an extension of the hilarious MSNBC coverage of the election with the president playing the role of Chris Hayes.

I, for one, am shocked that the thin-skinned narcissist we’ve come to know and love took Tuesday’s election results with all the grace and dignity of a toddler denied candy.

Fishnet Friday

Barack Takes Harry for a Ride

Harry Reid got ousted from his position as Senate Majority Leader and is pointing the finger and his long time buddy and pal Barack Obama for the ginormous losses their party experienced Tuesday night. Or at least that’s what his chief of staff David Krone is saying.

The DNC Has Not Thrown Mary Landrieu to the Gators

Politico is reporting the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee has canceled its advertising reservations for Sen. Mary Landrieu ahead of the December runoff in Louisiana. I Call Bullshit!

This runs counter to the information I have been able to attain. 

"The committee canceled all broadcast buys planned from Monday through Dec. 6 in the state’s five major media markets, three sources tracking the air war told POLITICO. That’s about $1.6 million worth of time. The DSCC is in the process of canceling an additional $275,000 in cable placements, according to buyer sources...."

"The National Republican Senatorial Committee, by contrast, has reserved $2.3 million of broadcast ad time over the next month."

I have contacted all five of the local North West Louisiana Television outlets as well as numerous radio stations here in the second largest media market, no one can substantiate these rumors. They say the ads are contracted and paid for. 

Mary Landrieu's voting numbers in South Louisiana remained respectable, but did very poorly in her traditionally weakest territory, North Louisiana. 

I believe ad money will be shifted to ads in the northern part of the state, and center on the only parish that Obama won outside of southern Louisiana.  In that parish (Caddo), the December runoff will also include a mayoral election in the states third largest city, pitting a Black candidate against a White candidate and assuring a heavy democrat turnout. 

Stay Tuned......

Lefty Blog Elevates Senator-Elect Joni Ernst to the Coveted Michele Bachmann Seat in Their Clown Car

This morning, while perusing the lefty blogs for liberal tears to lubricate the ol' blog churn, I decided to go over and check one of the more notorious blogs on the left. (I refuse to link to this blog and their residence in the ever increasing shallow end of the gene pool). I literally have to take a shower after visiting the site, so you're gonna have to hunt for it yourself. (Hint: It starts with a W.) They can be funny in a self deprecating way at times.

The readers of DMF know I have never been a fan of Michele Bachmann. Nothing personal with Mrs. Bachmann. I just never liked her political persona.  And I have to say, @%$#* blog did do some Bachmann parodies I wish I had written.  

So, the down home folksiness of military veteran Joni Ernst is now the new target of their ridicule as they continue their ongoing futile search for their own 'Joe Biden of the Right'. 

I'll let them say it:

"Today, in the gloom of the morning after, we must come together to give thanks to our assorted heathen gods for Joni Ernst, Jester-Elect of the United States Senate.  Joni Ernst is an anchor for us to cling to in the midst of a turbulent midterm election that saw our electoral expectations decimated all across the country.

When the platonic ideal of this concept, Michele Bachmann, told us she was leaving us, we tried not to take it personally. Sure, she had to do it to get out from under the House Ethics Committee, but it felt like there was almost no point in going on, especially when we’d based our master’s thesis on the cumulative snark-related economic activity her career had generated.

That is why we are so happy to welcome Jester-Elect Ernst to the @%$#*  family. Though we walk through the valley of the shadow of Bachmannlessness, we will fear no lack of material; the sound of Joni Ernst castrating hogs while she laughs about her hours slaving on the biscuit line will comfort us. We are certain that, despite all appearances, her Cruella de Vil laughter during her victory speech was not prompted by fond memories of secretly killing and feeding the fryer guy to her Hardee’s customers all those years ago."

Stay tuned, I think they are barking up dead wood. I know Senator Ernst will prove much smarter then they believe, and despite these barking moonbat's coming gallant stretching of her words and actions, their perceived clown car will be driver-less and parked on the side of the road with a wheel in the ditch.  

Great Moments in History #48

MSNBC's Rickey Maddow seen consoling Chris Matthews

after announcing Republicans capture the Senate,

just milliseconds  before Matthew's head explodes.

Maddow herself later was said to have been treated for

shock induced uncontrollable drooling...

Big Fur Hat: The Day After

IOTWReport

"I’ve patiently endured for the last few years a lot of lunatic frothing on message boards and in comment sections of various blogs.

I’ve read a lot of proclamations from a sundry of leftists all who mouth essentially the same lickspittle – the right is dead, they are old, they are anachronistic, they are racist, they are misogynist, it is over, the new normal in the USA is some amalgam of third world governance and a bath house. Not so.

This midterm is one of the biggest mandates ever served to a party in the history of America. This cannot be disputed. Barack Obama has been the most coddled, protected, exalted mystic leader in the history of America – look what happened.

This is a rebuke of Obama’s America. This is a rebuke of these breathless commenters who thought they’d finally realized their dream – an America where the parasites, the damaged, and the vengeful were in control.

We are not a country willing to punch holes in our border so that diseased addled criminals can put their tent poles in our soil and fly the flag of la Raza. That has been thoroughly rebuked. 

Do you hear that McConnell and Boehner?"

KEEP READING 

A Message to Senator Reid....

Wendy Davis Praises Brilliance of Campaign Managers