* Seems wild gorillas have already killed the entire population of Maine
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Bulletin: U.S.State Department 01/13/2016
"US. Secretary of State John Kerry telephoned counterparts in Tehran, convinced the Iranians that the ships' movement was an accident and was not an intentional violation of Iran's territorial waters." - @NBCNews
UPDATE: James Taylor in route to Tehran with written apology, the newest porn releases and will serenade Iranian Military Commanders........ Developing.
Hey Iran, you have exactly 300 days left to push a US president around. Enjoy it while you can. After that, there will be hell to pay.
— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) January 12, 2016
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
Obama To Once Again Thrill Us With His Teleprompter Skills and Last Annual Manure Spread Of His Presidency Tonight
We can once again expect more lying then a teenage boy with his pants around his ankles sitting in a squad car trying to explain to a Deputy why the Sheriff's daughter is in the back seat of his car naked from the waist up......
Monday, January 11, 2016
Watch Your Back Spicoli......
After inadvertently leading Police to the capture of the famous drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, who's violent tentacles reach far and wide, Mr.Spicoli may have just revived his award winning role as a "Dead Man Walking".
......of course there is always the 'Amish Witness Protection Program'.
Sunday, January 10, 2016
We Don't Listen
Just as in the early part of the last century they were told what was to come.
They didn't listen.
Once again we have been told exactly what is to come.
And We Don't Listen.
Houari Boumediene (1932-1978)
H/T Beth Rogers
Saturday, January 9, 2016
Son of JFK and Marilyn Monroe Arrested in Plot to Kidnap Obama's Dog
Fox 5 WASHINGTON - A North Dakota man was arrested in Northwest D.C. after he allegedly planned to kidnap one of the Obama family’s dogs, according to court documents. Secret Service agents took Scott Stockert, 49, into custody Wednesday at the Hampton Inn located at 901 6th Street. He arrived in the District alone, driving a pick-up truck from North Dakota.
During Stockert’s interview with agents, he allegedly stated that his parents were John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe. He also said that he came to D.C. to go to the Capitol to advocate for $99 per month healthcare and to announce that he was running for president.
In court Friday, Stockert admitted to sending a text message to his daughter saying that he planned to take Bo, one of the first family's dogs, because he heard “they weren’t taking care of him.” He also said he was kidding.
As he was being transported, Stockert allegedly claimed to be Jesus Christ. According to court documents, he also stated, "You picked the wrong person to mess with. I will (expletive) your world up."
HT/MJA
During Stockert’s interview with agents, he allegedly stated that his parents were John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe. He also said that he came to D.C. to go to the Capitol to advocate for $99 per month healthcare and to announce that he was running for president.
In court Friday, Stockert admitted to sending a text message to his daughter saying that he planned to take Bo, one of the first family's dogs, because he heard “they weren’t taking care of him.” He also said he was kidding.
As he was being transported, Stockert allegedly claimed to be Jesus Christ. According to court documents, he also stated, "You picked the wrong person to mess with. I will (expletive) your world up."
HT/MJA
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