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Highways For Fishes: Watch Secretary Mayor Pete Tout Infrastructure Bill's Most Enthusiastic Project so far.

Secretary Mayor Pete is in high demand as a surrogate for Democratic candidates on the campaign trail, mainly because no one want to be within a mile of Joe Biden.  And while only 14th in the line of succession, just below HUD Secretary Marcia Fudge, He/Him receives more campaign surrogate requests than Vice President Kamala Harris, also for obvious reasons.

A few days ago, Secretary Mayor Pete visited King County Washington and toured a culvert replacement project near Issaquah and was so excited He/Him wanted to tell you about how it will help move the country forward.

Pete sounds like the host of an edutainment series for kids of all ages — "Secretary Mayor Pete’s World.” He's a master at breaking down complex issues, like holes under roads, and his enthusiasm for this remarkable feat of engineering is infectious.

Here he is explaining to the over taxed great unwashed what a culvert is and why we should care.

3 Weeks to a National Election: What Could the MSM Hiding This Time?

It's a little less than three weeks to the mid-terms. I can't help thinking what the Mainstream Media might be hiding from us this time? What story are they not covering, which story is buried, what is happening that they are straight out lying about? We will find out in three or four months or so, but for now, we can only wonder.  But I have some guesses:

A number of Americans have already died in the Ukraine war.

Inflation is much worse than admitted in government figures.

All of the trouble with the Saudis is blowback from the oil price-fixing scheme the US was trying to organize in Europe.

Crime rates are much worse than admitted in FBI figures.

The suicide figures for those poor gender-transitioning kids are probably appalling.

Tell me that I’m wrong. That the bad guys are clearly identifiable by their black hats and mustaches, and the good guys are always steadfast and true. I’d like to believe it.

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Am I the Only One To Noticed This?

If MSNBC had any shame they wouldn’t have disgraced, fired former FBI agents and proven liars like recent CIA directors on their network as commentators. But of course, in the media shame would in some cases be a step up.

Today, while killing a few brain cell in absolute wonderment watching a twitter clip of the disgraced, former FBI official Peter Strzok tell MSNBC's resident 50 year old teenager and daily Jan 6th circle jerk moderator that "9/11 is nothing compared to January 6", I noticed something I had not seen in former clips broadcasted from this little weasel's private nest before.

At first I didn't realize what it was looking at. 

Then I did....... 

This begs the question: Does this disgraced fired former FBI agent possess Secret, Top Secret and Confidential folders in the home?  If so, where are said folders? And should the FBI be raiding this slug's home in the middle of the night?

Of course, you and I know the answers to these questions, don't we. 

They're displayed in plain site of the camera and is pure, in you face visual mockery of  DJT and the Mar-a-Lago raid by the type of people who should have long ago felt the stretch of a rope upon their necks.

Biden DOJ Goes to Bat for Trump Against Disgraced Ex-FBI Agent Peter Strzok

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~

Once Upon a Time in a Country Far Far Away We Barely Remember, This Happened....

They scrub the videos but I find them.

This is what they thought of Joe Biden before 2016. pic.twitter.com/3OGUS5Owmm

— Maze (@mazemoore) October 10, 2022

And there was also this.....

Washington Post
February 2015https://t.co/8dIhmlvXk7

— Savoy Brown (@BoiledIguana) October 10, 2022

Remember the excuses peddled by comedians during the Obama years? This bright, handsome president is so smart, and thoughtful, there’s just nothing to poke fun at. We’ve tried oh, so hard, but it’s impossible. They clung to that nonsense hard, for eight solid years. 

No so for the walking, talking punchline, the Administration's Court Jester, Sniffer Joe.  He supplied blogs like this one with a wealth of material.

But nothing that happened before 2016 is of relevance anymore (unless it can be used to forward victimhood). In the repressive woke age we find ourselves in, despite his documented history, Biden is now being protected from mockery because if Saturday Night Live and other partisan comedy shows really went after him, they could destroy him.

If Joe Biden was a Republican, Saturday Night Live & Comedy Central mockery would be ruthless and brutal and it would happen week, after week, after week. Everyone knows this is true.

Joe once tried he hand at acting.

 

A Good Monday Morning

Courtney's Sunday Choice Open Tabs Just For You. Consequently, Your Participation is Required.

Courtney Is Judging You 

Homeowner Shoots Naked Intruder Allegedly Trying to Steal Cat. At about 5:30 a.m. Wednesday, a homeowner in the 190 Block of CR 4161 contacted the Newton County Dispatch Center and stated that he woke up and found an unidentified naked man inside his house. He described the intruder as a white male that appeared to be young, possibly in his early twenties. The homeowner further advised that the unidentified man tried to steal his cat. The suspect then fled the home, and a deputy spotted him running naked. (sounds like profiling to me 😂)

Did you hear a boom 'round about 11 am on Saturday morning? That was the sound of the Georgia senatorial debate between Herschel Walker and Ralphael Warnock blowing up on Tiffany Cross during her MSNBC show. Cross was presumably counting on her guests to take shots at Walker's performance.

The Observatory Gift Shop Manager gets schooled by Bill Maher. Neil deGrasse Tyson decided to be the rare guest who pushes back on Maher’s Covid contrarianism, spending several minutes challenging Maher on the issue. Then, just when Maher was changing the subject, Tyson threw his jab. Maher did not take it well.

Pour Yourself a Drink, Patriot—the Democrat Party Is Crumbling. Like Hitler and John Wayne Gacy, the Democrats got arrogant over their successes, and that arrogance made them sloppy. That’s when their evil came to an end. Americans are catching on to what is happening. 

They Mock Us to Our Faces. A new photography book puts Black actors in Hollywood's most iconic movie moments. Carell Augustus' new book Black Hollywood: Reimagining Iconic Movie Moments, he takes some of cinema's most memorable images — think Gene Kelly in Singin' in the Rain or Janet Leigh's fateful shower in Psycho — and casts them with black actors and actresses.  Augustus says "We're constantly at war with so many things, and we're constantly sort of taking the battle scars and the battle wounds, you know, and people are constantly looking to Black women to lead armies of change."

Morticia & Shotgun Frankenstein creeping people out in the park today. https://t.co/S9e8g0v04u

— Diogenes Sarcastica (@KonanBarBarron) October 15, 2022

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