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Saturday, February 9, 2019

Time is Running Out Y'all: Get In Your Reservations For That Romantic Valentines Dinner at The Waffle House

You once-a-year Don Juans out there don’t forget that Waffle House is currently taking reservations for your Valentine’s Day dinner. I Shit You Not! “Hundreds of Waffle Houses across the country are now taking reservations for a romantic dinner with your main squeeze, complete with white tablecloths, candlelight and a special menu.”

What could possibly be more elegant and romantic than dinner at Waffle House I ask you? I mean that’s like at least a Two maybe, Three Michelin Star dining experience sure to impress even the most discerning of semi-sober Valentines. And although it’s not mentioned, chances are you’ll get a free show along with your fine dining experience. It might be a man falling through the ceiling, an armed robbery attempt, unruly teens being arrested by police, a customer being decorated like a cheeseburger, an employees brawling! All of these things have occurred at Waffle Houses across the country in the last couple years. Who knows what you’ll get to see?

And hey,  if you’re looking to adopt, you might even find an abandoned infant like this one! But if you’re really lucky maybe the lovely Myeisha might be out on bail that night, wander in naked and treat you and your special Valentine to a crack-induced lap dance!  

Like you, I had no idea this is the 12th year Waffle House has offered the magical event. You can a check a full list for a location near you. Viva la Romance! Viva Waffle House! 

(Fortunately, our local Waffle Houses are not Participating.....)

H/T To Our Friends At DEF-CON News

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~

Friday, December 9, 2016

Barky's Last Play for Ethnic Identity Politics

Introducing Mena, a New Ethnic Group Created 
by the Lame-duck Administration

by Mike Gonalez - One day in the not-too-distant future, you may be asked to stand at attention at your local ballpark — Busch Stadium, perhaps — to celebrate Mena Heritage Day. The organist will do his level best to play traditional Mena music, vendors will serve Mena delicacies, and a chorus of Mena-American children will sing the national anthem.

Huh? What on earth is Mena, you ask? It is the new ethnic group created by the Obama administration to cobble together Americans with origins in the Middle East and North Africa. The group will comprise people as varied as ethnic Berbers, Arabs, Israelis, Persians, and many more. According to proposals by the Office of Management and Budget, Mena may be on the 2020 census.

But if that is the case, you may persist, there is no Mena music, cuisine, race, ethnicity, or culture, so what the heck are they going to be doing at Busch Stadium? And you’d be right, technically. But that wouldn’t stop pride in Menaism from being progressively drilled into the young and unsuspecting by our schools or from being embraced by corporations and sports leagues that want to buy a little peace. And, of course, let’s not forget how government would bribe people to tick the Mena box with the full array of benefits that come in the affirmative-action cornucopia. Or that congressional districts would be carved off for Mena people so that they would be able, in the words of the amended Voting Rights Act, “to participate in the political process and to elect a candidate of their choice.”

If you doubt that all of this is possible, much less likely, then you really haven’t been watching what has happened with “Hispanics.”

There’s no better blueprint for Mena.  Hispanics comprise Americans as different from one another culturally, racially, and historically as Argentines, Mexicans, Bolivians, Dominicans, and Venezuelans.  And yet millions of Millennials today believe they eat Hispanic food, dance to Latino music, and study Hispanic history.

Indeed, many Cuban Americans, Puerto Ricans, Mexican Americans, etc. themselves are now starting to identify themselves as Hispanic or Latino, a classification that came into being only in the 1970s and is the creation of federal bureaucrats with no input from scientists or anthropologists.

Why is the OMB pushing the proposal now? Well, time is running out on an administration that puts so much stock in demography that one of its first acts was to make the head of the Census Bureau report directly to the White House.

So the deep racial division which is so obvious at the end of Obama’s term is no accident. It is the legacy of a president who did much to foster it. The view that groups, not individuals, have distinct interests has taken its predictable toll. The social splintering has only begun.