As the Left Sees It....

Jimmy Carter Gives Hillary a Kick in the Cankles

Jimmy Carter, America's favorite 2nd worst President, known for unpresidential like criticism of his successors is still out there writing books, giving droning speeches and on an unending mission to rehabilitate his image, is almost as reliable as Joe Biden when it comes to buffoonish comments.  Among others, calling Barack Obama a "Black Boy" at the 2008 Democrat Convention. But like a clock that's right twice a day, he sometime blindly stumbles headlong into the truth. 

Case in point: Hillary Clinton.

“Hillary Clinton took very little action as secretary of State to bring about peace. It was only John Kerry’s coming into office that reinitiated all these very important and crucial issues".

Spot on Jimmy! (be careful, there's a war on women going on ya know).
But then after kicking Hillary, he veers off into Jimmy Carter Land again and starts praising John Kerry and Obama's foreign policy".  

"John Kerry has been successful as Secretary of State because President Obama has been deeply involved in the foreign policy issues of his second term. Since he took over in early 2013 as America’s top diplomat, Kerry has made enormous strides in negotiating with the Israelis and Palestinians, and putting an interim nuclear deal with Iran into motion."

It could be age, but Jimmy doesn't seem to recall the embarrassing Syrian debacle, Putin thumbing his nose at Dear Leader and Kerry just last week whining after making a mess that "mid-east peace had gone Poof. If a peace process can go “poof,” it can’t have been much of a peace process to start with. 

I'm sure Jimmy will be good for a noteworthy comment or two leading up to the presidential primaries, especial if the 2016 Democrat nomination comes down to the party's two paragons of Foreign policy, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. Oh, what a debate that will be. 

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Have Pant Suits - Will Travel

Publisher Simon & Schuster said Wednesday Hillary Clinton's will release a new book on  June 10  about her time flying around the world pretending to be Secretary of State, with candid reflections about key moments (?) during her time in office. Clinton's book has been widely anticipated by her supporters.

The former first lady and New York senator is already a best-selling author: Her 2003 memoir, "Living History," ( another book she didn't write) sold more than 1 million copies. 

The book will address the "rapidly changing and increasingly interdependent world" and 21st century challenges from "Crimea to climate change" and to help keep her name in the news as she teases the public while pretending to contemplate a second run for the White House. The volume  is said to contain "vivid personal anecdotes" about her relationship with Barack Obama and her behind-the-scenes interactions with world leaders (I especially can't wait for the part about being falling down drunk and knocking herself out boarding her flight).

As of now, no title has been chosen,(attention Big Fur Hat) but the title "112 Countries and It’s Still All About My Hair” has been floated as a working title. The book is still unfinished, some embellishments still to be made.

For those interested in the thoughts and machinations of someone with no major accomplishments in 5 years can visit  Simon & Schuster's  'Hillary Clinton Memoir Website' to be met with a scary (I've been warned) oversize mugshot of Hillary and pre-order the book HERE.

Not to be outdone, Clinton's chief rival for the democrat nomination in 2016, Vice President Joe Biden, is working on his own massive tome of his time as Senator and VP entitled "Smokin' Joe: The man Who Could Spell Potato"

 

In an effort to curb global warming, The Cow of the Future Project begins a quest to create the “Star Athlete” of the bovine world.

Defy the Narrative

If you were thinking I made that up, I didn’t. The story, complete with strap-on gas tanks for cows is here.

“A White House climate initiative has boosted a quixotic search for the “cow of the future”, a next-generation creature whose greenhouse gas emissions would be cut by anti-methane pills, burp scanners and gas backpacks.

Carbon dioxide from fossil fuels is the primary man-made gas warming the planet, but methane is far more potent and the US’s biggest source of it is its 88m cattle, which produce more than landfill sites, natural gas leaks or hydraulic fracturing.

The Obama administration’s launch last month of a plan to curb methane emissions has given fresh relevance to climate-friendly technologies for cattle that range from dietary supplements and DNA gut tests to strap-on gas tanks.....”

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Blue Ribbon Rat

Okay People, We're Officially Aberrants

For many years now, conservatives have secretly feared the day when science would identify us as aberrant. Sadly, that time has come. Found in in the pages of the liberal-leaning Mother Jones Magazine is  and a story about yet another attempt by scientists to chronicle the pathology of conservatism.

by John Kass

"Thanks to learned scientists, I’ve discovered that I suffer from the mental problem afflicting millions of Americans. It’s not really a disease. It’s more like a peculiarity, one that irritates polite society yet may be corrected with surgery to the frontal lobe.

According to research from professor John Hibbing at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, conservatives and liberals react differently to certain stimuli. Hibbing and his team have determined that conservatives dwell on negatives and have a stronger “disgust sensitivity” than do liberals.

This problem, researchers believe, could be genetic.

“So, if you have a negativity bias, and you focus more on the aversive and disgusting, then the world seems more threatening to you,” says the Mother Jones piece. “And thus, policies like supporting a stronger military, or being tougher on immigration, might feel very natural.”

Conservatives, perhaps foolishly, are the glass-is-half-empty people, always worrying about the Russians and China and what will happen to the Republic when the money runs out. As if.

And conservatives are anxious about the craziest things. For example, conservatives worry about Americans who use loud and chirpy voices to insist that they “have nothing to hide” and really don’t mind the National Security Agency snooping on every aspect of their lives.

Liberals focus on happy thoughts. One day it’s ballerinas, another day it could be the prospect of Congress doubling the federal income tax, or President Barack Obama being sworn in for a fifth term.

In 2002, scientists at the University of California, Berkeley (no bias there), studied the “psychology of conservatism.” According to a university press release, they found “the core” of conservatism is a “resistance to change and a tolerance for inequality.”

Does that mean conservatives are drooling racists? Or does it mean that they support the quaint American notion of meritocracy, which by definition leads to unequal outcomes?

Does it even matter anymore? "

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Al Franken Panics Over Sarah Palin Endorsement

Victory Girls

Minnesota may be getting tired of joke politicians like Al Franken and Jesse Ventura. When Al Franken’s was elected five years ago, he started his political career with a lot of negative attention. He then decided to stop being such a flaming imbecile, and has kept an extremely low profile since then.

But even keeping a low profile couldn’t save him from Obamacare — his poll numbers have been steadily dropping. They aren’t low enough to make his seat easy pickings, but they’re enough to make him nervous. And when Sarah Palin came on the scene to endorse the leading candidate in the Republican primary, Julianne Ortman, Franken just about wet his pants… and scrambled to send out a pathetic warning to his supporters about her influence.

On Monday, Senator Franken sent out a dire email warning of Palin’s influence on the election. He also could not resist attacking the Koch brothers as well.

“Sarah Palin is now involved in the race — she just endorsed the Republican who, according to the Koch-affiliated poll, is only three points down. The Koch-backed attack group running ads against me just put out a new poll showing two of my Republican opponents within single digits — and, regardless of whether you trust their numbers, it’s sure to egg on more right-wing attacks.”

Franken no doubt is remembering his narrow — and contested — win over Norm Coleman in 2008, with just 312 votes giving him the victory out of over 3 million. He won after a recount, which was riddled with accusations of voter fraud. If the Koch poll he mentions is true, then Franken may indeed have cause to worry. And if he feels the need to send out e-mail warnings about Sarah Palin in order to gin up money, then he’s clearly feeling threatened. No one can say that’s a bad thing.

When the Government Does It vs. When Anyone Else Does It

h/t Daily Paul

Democrat solution to vulnerable candidates: More Joe Biden

Red Alert

"The Democratic National Committee announced that it will reawaken the @JoeBiden Twitter handle, which had been dormant since the Obama administration began its second term last year. The account will be used to help promote Democratic candidates in the 2014 midterm elections.

“@JoeBiden will be another way for the Vice President to engage our supporters, spread the Democratic message and support our candidates heading into the midterm elections,” a DNC spokesperson said, according to TIME.

The VP — not to be confused with the @VP, his official administration Twitter handle — kicked off the new season of campaign tweeting with a message Monday morning, signed informally “-Joe.”

Will be waitin', Joe. Let er rip!

NBC Planning New TV Drama Starring Al Sharpton

"A lengthy investigation by The Smoking Gun has uncovered remarkable details about Sharpton’s past work as an informant for a joint organized crime task force comprised of FBI agents and NYPD detectives, as well as his dealings with an assortment of wiseguys.

Beginning in the mid-1980s and spanning several years, Sharpton’s cooperation was fraught with danger since the FBI’s principal targets were leaders of the Genovese crime family, the country’s largest and most feared Mafia outfit.  

Trojan Horse Jihadist Political Party at the Gate

Muslim Brotherhood Launches Own U.S. Political Party

After making major inroads inside the European Parliaments, Islam now turns their sights towards America, ripe with multicultural, leftist useful idiot defenders of the religion of peace.  

IBD

With an eye toward the 2016 election, the radical Muslim Brotherhood has built the framework for a political party in America that seeks to turn Muslims into an Islamist voting bloc.

'Muslim voters have the potential to be swing voters in 2016," said Nihad Awad in launching the benign-sounding U.S. Council of Muslim Organizations, whose membership reads like a Who's Who of Brotherhood front groups. "We are aiming to bring more participation from the Muslim community."

USCMO also aims to elect Islamists in Washington, with the ultimate objective of "institutionalizing policies" favorable to Islamists — that is, Shariah law.

This development bears careful monitoring in light of the U.S. Brotherhood's recently exposed goal to wage a "civilization jihad" against America that explicitly calls for infiltrating the U.S. political system and "destroying (it) from within."

The subversive plan was spelled out in hundreds of pages of founding archives that the FBI confiscated from a Brotherhood leader's home in the Washington suburbs after 9/11. Translated from Arabic, the secret documents listed a number of Brotherhood front organizations — some of which just happen to make up the newly formed USCMO.

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