Maybe This Will Help Convince the Hollywood Crowd Their Defense of the "Religion of Peace" is a Farce

While the Hollywood elite turn a blind eye to the throwing of gays off of buildings, genital mutilations, rape of children, blood lust, slavery, the oppression of women and the destruction of many ancient culturally historical sites, all while saying "The Religion of Peace" poses no threat to America, the Islamic State has thrown a gut punch into the belly of sacred Hollywood produced American Culture. They have attacked the Western Cultural Icons, Mickey Mouse and Tom & Jerry!

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PJ Media- "Islamic State fighters have defaced anything they deem to be religious idolatry as they barnstormed their way across Iraq and Syria, forging the caliphate bit by bit. Iraqi soldiers have found murals of the Last Supper with the faces of Jesus and the apostles scratched off, beheaded statues and more as they liberate Christian areas. ISIS also tries to destroy anything deemed to be un-Islamic. Like Evil Cartoon Characters....."

"So when the terror group occupied Mosul and stumbled upon a school with a colorful cast of popular cartoon characters painted on its outer wall, they evidently had to take action. The reason? ISIS said cartoon characters -- or at least their faces -- imposed western influence on children."

Ironically, the head of Egypt's State Islamic Information Service, Salah Abdel Sadek, last year blamed Tom and Jerry for stoking the rise of Islamic extremism. Abdel-Sadek told a Cairo University conference that seeing the cat and mouse rivalry "portrays the violence in a funny manner and sends the message that, yes, I can hit him… and I can blow him up with explosives. It becomes set in the viewer’s mind that this is natural."

So you see Hollywood, you can not win with these people. On one hand, moderate islam says your portrayal of violence between Mice and Cats encourages Extremism. This is the same moderate Islam that is on the forefront of trying to bully our freedoms in this country right now. While on the other hand Extreme Islam, who strap suicide belts on children say your cartoons portrayals are an evil western cultural influence. They all ready want your head.

SO STOP defending this foreign unforgiving ideology with it's medieval desert "Religion of Peace' and backward oppressive culture. They hate your color, they hate your ideas and they hate your freedom! 

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Even Some Longtime Media Watchers Now Crying Foul

Media Have Struck a Deal to Go After Trump 

"There is a common expression in the media that there are “some facts too good to check.” It is used in jest to reflect how you sometimes hate to give up a great story for the real facts. That tension was well on display as media seemed to tie itself into knots to avoid admitting that there are legitimate questions raised by the “unmasking” allegations surrounding the actions of Obama National Security Advisor Susan Rice." 

"Reporters are now so committed to refuting Trump that they are refuting actual stories. The loss of objectivity in the response to the Rice story reflects a broader problem of the press focusing so hard on Trump that it has loss sight of its own bearings." - Jonathan Turley

Doesn't Look Like Bathtub Boy's Anger Management Treatments are Working Out Too Well....

From His Crepe Paper Decorated Padded Room In An Asylum Somewhere in New Jersey, 

Keith Olbermann Critiques The Trump Presidency So Far:

Trump's Magic: Simple Solutions to Complex Problems

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Crazy Nazis and The Flat Earth

We here at DMF pride ourselves in our effort of bringing you something other than what you see on fifty other websites everyday.  Sometimes we even go so far as to put on our industrial strength hip-waders and crawl down into the ditches along the interwebz and do recon on left-wing sites where rodents run free, just to make fun of them. But sometimes just a simple one or two word Google search can put you on a path to snarky gold.

We all know it's pretty much a given that kooks are everywhere. And there's evidence that people who believe in one conspiracy theory are also more likely to believe in several, a phenomenon come to be known as "Crank Magnetism."  If a secret cabal of very powerful globalists brought down the World Trade Center, faked the Sandy Hook massacre, and almost put Hillary Clinton in the White house, it only makes sense that they're also hiding the truth about the moon landings, homeopathy, vaccines, and the indisputable fact that global warming is a hoax. 

So it should come as no surprise that when a Pointy Headed Aryan in charge at the white supremacy website 'Daily Stormer' posted a video making fun of flat-earth "theorists", a remarkably large portion of his readers were very, very angry and upset, because after all only an idiot would believe the Jewish/Masonic/Illuminati lie that Earth is a sphere.

Seeing that the Daily Stormer site is a vile hive of scum and villainy where the height of sophisticated humor is taking "JosephGoebbels" as your user name, we know you don't want your browser polluted by the direct link, so we brought you a sampling of their best in stupidity. It's hard to tell whether some comments are dyed-in-the-wool flat-earthers or whether they're just kidding in a Nazi kind of way, like this one from "whitemanshame," who explains:

“Fun fact, all the moon mission astronauts were Satanic Freemasons.”

Other net-Nazis seem quite earnest indeed, like “Excalibur,” who dares other readers to show him the curvature of the Earth:

"Here is a challenge for all the non believers, somebody give me a picture of the earth that is not CGI, just one."

Then there’s "Whiteliberty," who approaches the topic with LOGIC and FACTS:

"Science is the acquisition of knowledge capable of being reproduced. You can’t reproduce Big Bang. It’s not science. With flat earth, there are multiple lines of evidence that point in the same direction. Many globe claims have been power of suggestion, reliance on authority, and black box frauds. As a thesis, flat earth is stronger in 2017 than 2007. You can’t land on a lightning bolt. You can’t land on the “sun” or “stars” or “planets,” if they are electromagnetic plasma formations. We don’t normally deal with plasma, or understand its properties, or understand the connection between plasma and consciousness, in terms of the concept, field. Newton’s Third Law prohibits acceleration in space. You need a medium to move: floor, water, atmosphere. Space is not a medium. This would explain why NASA had to lie and fake a moon mission."

This guy seems to know a lot of science facts, like the Jews, who also run Google and NASA so they can put cloud cover over the North Pole to hide the hole that goes through the crust and the ice to the hollow earth where the aliens live.

Then there's "3rdRicht," who has been giving all this a lot of thought:

"I only started looking into what Flat Earth theories within the last month. 1 interesting point is at night, it is cooler in the Moonlight than it is in the shade."

Yeah, Makes ya wonder, don't it? Then theres "SouthernFascist", who isn't quite convinced, but he certainly is open-minded about the matter, because if you believe anything THEY tell you, you might be a dupe. How's this for an example of crank magnetism in action?

"They lie about the control their banks have, they shovel race mixing propaganda down our throats, so if any of this flat earth stiff has any merit at all, it wouldn't be a surprise if the jews were lying about that too. In all honesty i do believe the moon landings are fake. I don’t think we can even get to the moon, nasa even admitted we cant get past the van allen belt due to radiation, so i am 100% convinced the moon landings were faked, at least the first one."

So there you go. Some examples of good ol' Nazi LOGIC. But, as “StormCommando” pointed out elsewhere, believing in a flat earth dishonors the Nazi rocket scientists, who surely would have talked about a flat, not a round, planet if there were anything to it. So you Flat Earthers don’t be dissin' the greatest Nazi scientists of all time!

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Put Down Your Drink Before Reading This.....

Hillary Clinton Voted 6th Most Beautiful Woman of 2016.

 

The millennial Entertainment Magazine website Buzznet recently ran a poll to ask "Who Are the Most Beautiful Women in the World of 2016."  7 million people responded.  Coming in at #6 was the Witch of Chappaqua herself, Ma Clinton. 

"The names of the world's “most strongest, intelligent, desirable, popular, attractive, beautiful, successful women in 2016 /2017” were “chosen by the people.” 

Now I have to admit, I have no idea who most of these women are, nor do I care. What's interesting is who is on the list that I do recognize. Certainly not who I think most would consider that beautiful or desirable, and in some cases even intelligent. The list should tell most anyone where millennial's heads are these day.

And just who is #1 on the list you ask?

A Hint: She carries a French spelling of her first name, drives expensive Germany Automobiles, wears Paris Fashions, and as her people are fond of calling-out people like me for wearing hoop earrings, is herself one of the biggest so-called "Cultural Appropriators" in America.

Here is their list of "The 30 Most Beautiful Women of 2016." *Cough* 

Oh. and by the way, to save you some suspense.....Mooch came in at #21

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

A Good Monday Morning

Korean Fat Kid Gets All Spooky and Stuff Again

South Korean radio Sunday reported the North Korean DPRK has resumed its broadcast of mysterious sets of random numbers over state run radio, believed to be coded orders to its spies in the south, and Japan. From Yonhap News Agency - Seoul :

"From now on, we announce tasks of mechanical engineering review for the Unit 21 expedition members of the remote education university." North Korea's state-run Pyongyang Radio said at 12:15 a.m. "Number 69 on page 602, number 79 on page 133, number 18 on page 216." A total of 70 sets of such five-digit numbers were read out twice. 

The North resumed the Cold-War era type broadcast in June of last year amid escalating tensions with the South. Many believe them real clandestine orders.

Others believe because the North Koreans have been isolated from the rest of the world for so long, and their only state approved joke book so old, to save time in the telling them they just refer to them by number. The DPRK had previously suspended such radio broadcasts years earlier when it's believed their vacuum tube burned out. 

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Kim Jong Un Reportedly Flees to Open Sea After Informed of Syrian Air Strike

Middle Finger News Service

Kim flees Pyongyang by tugboat under cover of thick morning fog 
to safety aboard DPRK Poo Class Submarine off the coast.

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Gettin' It Done

In a matter of a few short hours, Donald Trump Bombed Syria and Nuked the democrats in the Senate. And while we are on the subject of Syria, let's respond to a widely known conspiracy site who regularly fancifully over-analyze things, and bullshits their readers.

In their latest "There is ZERO motive for President Bashir Assad to weaponize chemical weapons against his people." their grand conspiracy motive of Assad's gas attack, according to their expert analysis, is being used as a ploy of the CIA and the Deep State to mislead Trump and into an escalation of war. It was really Assad's enemies who did the dastardly deed.

These geniuses overlook one obvious point. The insurgent, nor the rebels nor ISIS have an AIR FORCE!

No, Assad is friggin' crazy and under the thumb and protection of Russia, and Putin has the same motive all tin pot dictators always have had: They are testing the new American president.

Trump has said over and over America was his main concern. With every new administration come tests from foreign enemies of the United States. Why did Assad burn his own people with chemical weapons? Because Assad and the Russians wanted to slap President Donald J. Trump in the same way every enemy of this country in the world enjoyed slapping around Barack Obama. Like all presidents before him since the Cold war started, Barack Obama was tested by our enemies. In April 2009 the new administration was tested by North Korea, and found a response of weakness. In April 2017, it is President Donald J. Trump who is tested.

And how well did Trump do on his first major test? Even the Senate and House Minority Leaders couldn't criticize him on this one.