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Why O.J. Simpson Should Undoubtedly Remain in Prison

Orenthal James Simpson should remain in Jail. Not because of the armed robbery and kidnapping convictions. Nor because he brutally killed his wife and her friend, and got away with it.  

Nay, he more than deserves to remain in prison for Making These People Famous!

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The NYTs: White Wimmens is Racist!

The New York Times published an essay Wednesday titled "Power Play" in a section they call "Was That Racist," by one of their affirmative Action reporters named Greg Howard. In his essay self absorbed rant he singled out white women for not moving out of his way when walking toward him on city sidewalks, not allowing him straight path. At times when he’s had to step off the sidewalk into the road, the writer turns “furious” because he “feels small.”

"When white women are in my path, they almost always continue straight, forcing me to one side without changing their course. This happens several times a day; and a couple of times a week, white women force me off the sidewalk completely. In these instances, when I’m standing in the street or in the dirt as a white woman strides past, broad-shouldered and blissful, I turn furious." 

"Do they refuse to acknowledge me because they’ve been taught that they should fear black men, and that any acknowledgment of black men can invite danger? Do they refuse to acknowledge me because to alter their route would be to show their fear? Do they not see me? Can they not see me?"

Now, as a women, you REALLY don't want to hear what I have to say about Mr. Howard and his disrespectful, de-evolving culture. But I am interested in what you have to say.

AISSUR

Imagine a Convincing Video of a President Being Made to Say Something He Never Actually Said.

Richard Nixon once told reporters gathered for a news conference in 1973, the age of television news was shaking the confidence of the American people. “I have never heard or seen such outrageous, vicious, distorted reporting.”  

At a time when honest American's distrust in journalistic institutions is swelling, technology that further muddies the ability to discern what’s real is rapidly advancing. Convincing Photoshop-esque techniques for video have arrived, and the result is simultaneously scary yet remarkable. In a informational age transformed by the web, video is a gripping format. In the chaos of 24/7 real-time news there’s an advantage to being able to see something with your own eyes.

Or, there used to be........



Computer scientists can now make realistic lip-synched videos, ostensibly putting anyone’s words into another person’s mouth. The clip above comes from researchers at the University of Washington, who developed an algorithm to take audio of someone talking and turn that into a realistic video of someone speaking those words.

Clearly this technique could be used to deceive. People are already fooled by doctored photos, impostor accounts on social media, and other sorts of digital mimicry all the time. Imagine the confusion that might surround a convincing video of the president being made to say something he never actually said. 

And what does reliability mean when you cannot believe your own eyes? With enough convincing distortions to reality, it becomes very difficult to know what’s real.

Do I dare say it? In the hands of todays media..........

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Trucks Are Racist.....Cause Donald Trump Sat in One!

Downtrend - Monday Donald Trump launched the “Made in America” campaign by hosting several American-made vehicles on the White House lawn. One of these vehicles was a firetruck, which the President chose to sit in because, who wouldn’t? Firetrucks are cool. They are also apparently racist and a symbol of white supremacy because Trump sat in one. 

At this point you have to know that the liberal “resistance” is completely insane and that I’m not making this up.  The Root is a black website that regularly reports on the racism of “wypipo” which is what they call white people. I’m sure it would be a racial slur to call black people “blapipo” but “wypipo” is totally cool due to the liberal rules on racism.  In any case, get ready for this headline, which appeared on The Root yesterday:

The President’s Love for Big Trucks Feels Racist.

This is a real thing that somebody wrote. It starts out with a little background to establish that trucks are racist:

"I don’t know if big trucks breed racism. Like, I don’t know if you aren’t a racist but then happen to want a truck so big that you need a ladder to climb into it and you automatically become racist, but it feels as if racists love big trucks. Not just pickup trucks, but all trucks!---Racists also appear to love big tires on big trucks, and they also love to see big trucks demolish little cars.---In fact, if racists are looking to update their symbolism, I would argue that a big truck tattoo could replace neo-Nazi lightning bolts."

Now that The Root has established that trucks are racist, here’s how they include President Trump in this vehicular expression of white supremacy:

"On Monday, President Donald Trump posed with a slew of big trucks for “Made in America” week. This is the second time since taking office that Trump has been photographed inside big trucks. Besides kicking it with Russians and dragging Barack Obama’s and Hillary Clinton’s names through the mud, it’s the most consistent thing he’s done since taking office.---No doubt about it: Trump loves him some big trucks, almost as much as he loves his racism."

The left is constantly outdoing itself in the dumb department. Not only doesn’t the article even anecdotally link trucks with racism, it utterly fails to provide a shred of evidence that Trump has ever said or done anything racist.

Here is the line of progression in this racially charged piece of liberal logic: The author is black. He hates Trump because he’s white so therefore the president must be racist. Trump sat in a truck, and since the author believes him to be racist, trucks must also be racist. Since “racist” Trump sat in a “racist” truck, any white people who like trucks must also be racist.  Trucks are a symbol of white supremacy! Got It?

Another Suspicious Suicide???

What Did It See? What Did It Overhear? 

Dustin Hoffman's Former Character Warns of ‘COLD CIVIL WAR’

Former Washington Post reporter Carl Bernstein continues to milk his fame from being one of the reporters on the Watergate scandal that ran Richard Nixon out of office. Now a cranky old man, the 73-year-old has a regular gig at CNN where he can pretend that the ongoing witch hunt against President Donald Trump is the equivalent of Watergate. By doing so, it is a way for Bernstein to sip from the fountain of youth but more often, he just looks like a pathetic codger who is desperately trying to relive the glory days. 

His latest scoop? Those Americans who don’t take the word of CNN fake news weasels as if it were spoken from the mouth of God himself are living in an alternate reality and it’s all the fault of Fox News. Oh, and the country is already in the midst of what he calls a “cold civil war”, a point that may be at least somewhat accurate but that war has been initiated by CNN and the left who are unable to process losing an election.

The press has indeed changed since the dashing young newsman reached the heights of fame and was even played by a young Dustin Hoffman in “All the President’s Men” way back in 1976, it’s a totally different country now and not in a good way. Like Bob Woodward, Bernstein has become the same type of establishment political hack that he once damned. Bernstein is a flaming leftist and dyed in the wool Trump hater who fits in perfectly at CNN. 

Read More Here, if ya care what this guy says.....

 I stole this for Dianny. It's Hilarious! Y'all go by and throw a quarter in her tip jar, Hear!

Trump Lika Da Russia #CNNMemeWar pic.twitter.com/g8oLXOyWbw

— Based Monitored 🇺🇸 (@BasedMonitored) July 16, 2017

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