Joe Biden Retreats Back To Camp David After Scolding Ungrateful Nation That Doesn’t Understand Why He’s Smarter Than Us…

Guys, you’re all criticizing without understanding the situation: Biden has to use his vacation days or he loses them.

— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) August 16, 2021

Now that the white western colonisers have left Afghanistan, the Taliban can get on with implementing their progressive intersectional feminist policies. ✊👏👏 https://t.co/DKCsNDU0Hf

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) August 16, 2021

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After a One Day Work Week, 46* Heads Back Home to Delaware

The border is being overrun, violent crime rising, inflation endangers economy, renewed pandemic fear, Taliban rearms with abandoned US military equipment. After just returning Tuesday from 4 days in Wilmington, yeah, time for more vacation.

Marine One taking President Biden from DC to Wilmington, Delaware, where he will stay until Friday, when he heads to the presidential retreat at Camp David for the weekend. pic.twitter.com/94mbu7gVAN

— darlene superville (@dsupervilleap) August 12, 2021

His handlers are working it to keep 46* out of the public eye.

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Connecticut’s New Social Equity Council Plans Affirmative Action Priority for Drug Dealers

The last time we visited the elder statesman of the racial grievance industry, MSNBC host and race-hustling extortionist Rev. Al Sharpton, his beef was not enough black people selling dope, and was calling for more diversity in 'White-Dominated Weed Industry'.

The SJW Connecticut legislators have taken up his cause and worked to ensure “social equity” was included in the legalization of recreational marijuana and want the very activity that incarcerated generations of predominantly black and brown people to be first in line for permits to sell weed and not disproportionately excluded from business opportunities.” 

“We’ll finally have, within the community of Black and brown, a way to wealth creation. I think this is the opportunity to truly see the 40-acres and a mule of our ancestors.” Joseph Williams - UConn Small Business Development Center.

The new law allows people age 21 and older to possess or use marijuana up to the specified possession limit of 1.5 ounces on their person and five ounces in their home or car.  Heavily armed, 5 ounce carrying, rolling neighborhood pot dispensaries. What could go wrong? 

While blacks may be underrepresented in the legal marijuana business, they are dominant when it comes to self-employed street corner pharmaceutical and marijuana sales. And after Barack Obama did very little to help blacks for 8 years, it seems that the state of Connecticut could find a better cause to forward the black community then pushing affirmative action in the weed dealing business.

Meet the Covid Vax Version of Obamacare’s Famous Poster Child “Pajamaboy”

46* did not return from Delaware Sunday and the WH have had consecutive days with no public events and early press lids. They gave have no further guidance on POTUS’s movements for the rest of the week.  Probably Because he saw this...... 

The absolute state of the United States of America. pic.twitter.com/GGB0m4x4Qu

— Ian Miles Cheong @ stillgray.substack.com (@stillgray) August 9, 2021

In other news, Obamacare’s famous poster child “Pajamaboy” re-registered as a Republican today, out of sheer embarrassment.

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That Time Kim Jong Un Visited Martha's Vineyard.

Back before he became a permanent resident of the island, Barky Obama was known to bundling his extended tribe, advisors, 82% of the Secret Service and sympathetic journalist and swoop in and disrupt the beleaguered island known as "Hollywood East" during August.  It was 8 nightmarish days and nights of shut down roads and restricted movement for inhabitants of Martha’s Vineyard, who, from previous visits residents had come to liken the Obama vacation/birthday invasion to an Outbreak of Herpes.

In 2014, there were other uninvited guests to the area and our own DMF/MIDDLE FINGER NEWS SERVICE INTERNATIONAL broke the exclusive story:

MFNS Archives August 9, 2014

North Korea Spies on Obama's Martha's Vineyard Vacation

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS:

(MFNS Pyongyang) -The North Korean News Agency announced moments ago that the DPRK Navy had successfully completed a secret spy mission purposely directed at the  arrival  of the Presidential entourage on Martha's Vineyard. Nork News said the mission involved the DPRK Navy's first long voyage of their newest secret weapon, a propane/electric hybrid powered long range "Dung Class" submarine.  (photos below)

A Military spokesman said the submarine was able to penetrate the Nantucket Sound under the cover of darkness Friday morning and navigate in daylight the coastal waters of Martha's Vineyard by running shallow while towing a cardboard cutout of Secretary of State John Kerry on a windsurfing board, assuring no one would pay any attention or come near.

The newest addition to the DPRK arsenals secret voyage was commanded by the North Korean Supreme Leader himself, 1st Admiral Kim Jong Un. The mission included spending 18 hours off Cape Cod Friday to gather intelligence and two undetected passes through the Vineyard Sound in daylight on Saturday.

The major news agencies remain skeptical of the story, but MFNS have obtained exclusive Nork Naval photos taken on the mission as proof the North Koreans did indeed pull off the spy mission undetected.

{Photos Courtesy of North Korean Navy}

North Korean Sub 001 surfaces the morning of Aug 8 off the coast of Cape Cod near the
Kennedy Compound to check for intelligence (sources said none was found)

Under the cover of thick early morning fog Aug 9, waiting the arrival of the mission target,   
Kim Jung un discusses the days mission strategy with his officers.

Trolling the coast of  Vineyard Sound at periscope depth, Admiral Kim observes President Obama's arrival on the Vineyard and later practicing his golf swing at the presidential retreat before hitting the links. Kim was heard to giggle "He swing club like girl 6 year old"

Periscope reconnaissance photo of First Lady Michelle Obama 
as she leisurely wades in the surf of Martha's Vineyard beach

Periscope reconnaissance photo of who the DPRK Naval Intelligence
believes to be Barack Obama. Debate rages in the North Korean
intelligence community as to whether this is really the President,
or just some goofy looking skinny black guy with no balls wandering
around the golf course near the Presidential retreat

Stay Tuned to Middle Finger News for any developments 

on the latest taxpayer funded Obama Vacation.

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