Sunday, June 19, 2022
Friday, June 17, 2022
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
~ No Tuxedos Required ~
Thursday, June 16, 2022
To Hell With the Queens English! Let's Talk Google
I can see the memo explaining why the company got rid of the water cooler.
To my fellow employees & SJW allies,
We got rid of the water cooler today because certain religious groups who we respect were not able to take water touched by people they consider unclean during certain times. Unfortunately, we were not able to get the proper permits for multiple vending machines for blessed water, unblessed water, water in plastic bottles, water in cans, enviro-friendly solar powered water cooler machines, unisex machines, unigender machines, cis machines only & natural raw water in glass bottles purchased from local vendors only.
The management apologizes to any and all persons that were offended by the previous process of disposable paper cups, disposable plastic cups, sudsing detergents for cleaning reusable cups and any unapproved toxic masculinity or toxic feminity that occurred near or around the water coolers.
Yours Truly,
(Th(him)/he) Bishop of the Bitter Clingers.P.S. GOOD LUCK DRINKING FROM THE STEAM YOU JACKWAGGONS
Wednesday, June 15, 2022
Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread
Tuesday, June 14, 2022
"You Read Quote Now! " - Confucius
"The health fanatics who have poisoned all our natural enjoyments ought, in my view, to be rounded up and locked together in a place where they can bore each other rigid with their futile nostrums for eternal life. The rest of us should live out our days in a chain of linked symposia, in which the catalyst is wine, the means conversation, the goal a serene acceptance of our lot and a determination not to outstay our welcome.” - Sir Roger Scruton
"Much to the embarrassment of emotionally well-adjusted Americans, the House Soviet Select Committee on Daddy Issues, also known as the J6 Committee, continues to play kangaroo court for a television audience that couldn’t fill a windowless pervert van. Thus far, all the committee has accomplished is to showcase Liz Cheney’s constipation-induced humorlessness.
One would think that people who have had so much practice spinning false narratives would be better at this by now." - Stephen Kruiser
“To save power, we turn off the car’s cooling system and the radio, unplug our phones and lower the windshield wipers to the lowest possible setting while still being able to see. Three miles away from the station, we have one mile of estimated range.”- Rachel Wolfe
Monday, June 13, 2022
Former Clinton Circus Midget Has Fallen From His Booster Seat One Too Many Times.
"I trust Joe Biden’s steadiness and judgment, and if he runs again, I’ll probably back him in 2024. But today I want to suggest someone who isn’t even a Democrat, and whose positions on many issues I (and I suspect you) strongly disagree with — but who could possibly be the best president of the United States for the perilous time we’re entering.
I’m referring to Liz Cheney.
Before you reject this idea out of hand, please bear with me. Even if you still end up thinking it’s a ludicrous notion, let me take you through the argument." - Read More
The little worm has gone full Bozoretardist
Saturday, June 11, 2022
Job Posting For Senior Biden Administration Scapegoat
- Everything
- And so much more
- An IQ at least as high as the average Democrat voter (70-75)
- Bachelor’s degree from an education institution that put you in significant debt.
- Experience with overbearing parents who are continuously disappointed.
- Proven three-plus-year track record of being from somewhere other than here.
- Able to work independently on projects that were originally designed for four or five people.
- Demonstrated history of taking the blame for things that are assuredly not your fault.
- Capacity to ingest and absorb passive-aggressive (and aggressive-aggressive) emails.
- Familiarity with a feeling of total and absolute desperation
- Must have semi-reliable transportation so we can claim that the only reason we didn’t deliver our promise to control inflation or caused an international incident that leads to possible nuclear stand-off, is because you were late that one time.
- Salary commensurate with experience, but… it’s going to be low.
- 401K company match after a year, because we know you won’t be here by then.
- The legal minimum number of PTO days will be given, and maybe a few holidays, but definitely not the progressive ones
- Occasional work-from-home allowances. It’s not a benefit, but we’ll treat it like one.
Friday, June 10, 2022
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
~ No Tuxedos Required ~