Friday, October 22, 2010

The Fertile Breeding Ground of the Left

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
10/22/2010



Dr. Sanity gives an insightful take on the left's new 'Protected Matter' in her piece "Floating up to the top of the left's Victimhood Heirarchy. 
"If you needed more evidence that Islam has percolated to the top of the Left's victimhood food chain--other than the fact that they can abuse women and gays with impunity and nary a word of condemnation from the left--then observe how instead of condemning this oppressive culture, the left positively trips all over themselves defending it against people like Bill O'Reilly or Juan Williams."
Read the complete post Here


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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Biden Says "It's On"

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
10/20/2010


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Saturday, October 16, 2010

When Harry Met Sharron

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
October 16th, 2010

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Friday, October 15, 2010

Weekend Rant

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
Friday, October 15. 2010


I recently watched a brainwashed college student on TV repeating the same old tired platitudes and recite a comprehensive list of sweeping generalizations about the letdowns our elected officials rain upon us. Everything her little spiel implied is what most people have wanted from government since kings were invented,  but have experienced only while riding unicorns under rainbows through enchanted forests up to cornucopias of food, drink, merriment, eternal good health, and sunshiny days with white puffy clouds and fountains in the park bubbling alternately with Merlot and Chablis.

The problem with her vision is that a high percentage of humans have at least moderate potential for nastiness of one kind or another. If everyone were truly good, if we all lived by the Golden Rule, no government would be needed. But since we can lapse into our more petty, savage, brutal, and selfish modes in an instant for no apparent reason, government becomes necessary to level the playing field so that the biggest, meanest dude in the valley doesn't wind up with all the gold, goodies, and girls.

And the irony in THAT is our dependence upon humans to form and operate that government, and being human, they're automatically flawed, whimsical, petty, crooked, mean-spirited, greedy, arrogant, flighty, incompetent, corrupt, selfish, egotistical, and sometimes downright evil.  Any government comprised of those individuals would sooner or later begin to exhibit the characteristic flaws of its constituency. Government is just like any other tool . . . hammer, fire, gun, screwdriver, rope, knife . . . and like fire, or like sharp instruments, it can be extremely dangerous if used carelessly or needlessly. What tends to happen is that someone enters government at a low level with the best of intentions, the highest of ethics, the noblest of goals, and before long becomes acutely aware of just how much wealth and power are available for the taking.


 Our recent congresses and executive administrations have established a pattern of unethical, immoral, and in some cases illegal behavior. The organizations designed to enact and enforce the laws of the land is not practicing what it's preaching. And that in turn generates disdain and contempt for the law, which then tells individuals that they don't have to obey laws they don't like because the laws are too complex or too cumbersome or too obscure, so each person is more or less left to decide which laws to obey and which to ignore.  And when you think about that concept, don't forget that this nation was actually created out of distrust of government. The men who designed our system built in safeguards so that the people could actually keep an eye on what government is up to. But over the decades, politicians have mastered the skill of hiding, masking, obfuscating, misdirecting, deceiving, , double talking, and equivocating to the point that most ordinary citizens can no longer even FIND, much less READ, proposed legislation (such as the 2000+ page health-care reform bills).

Nearly everything the central government gets involved with winds up either in failure or in massive cost overruns. Reagan once said that the most terrifying words a victim of natural disaster could hear are "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you." Will Rogers said the same thing another way: "I don't have to make jokes. I just watch the government in action and tell on 'em." And just a few years ago I heard a late-nite comedian say (after the government failed in turning profit on a foreclosed whorehouse), "Crime would go out of business if the government took it over and tried to run it."

When you think about it, most people probably consider anything they get from the government to be a result of social progress. But those same people very likely believe that anything the government does for somebody else is pure socialism.

The most convincing criticism of republican democracy you'll ever find will occur during a brief conversation with an average man-on-the-street headed for the ballot box.
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Picture of the Week

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
October 15, 2010

Guaranteed To Drive Your Liberal
Friends Up The Wall!
  Image: Pookie's Toons
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Monday, October 11, 2010

Time Magazine: O is in Over His Head

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
Monday, October 11,2010



Out of Touch, Arrogant and Clueless......Ya Think!
  They've just realize what we've know for a while now.


"With the exception of core Obama Administration loyalists, most politically engaged elites have reached the same conclusions: the White House is in over its head, isolated, insular, arrogant and clueless about how to get along with or persuade members of Congress, the media, the business community or working-class voters. This view is held by Fox News pundits, executives and anchors at the major old-media outlets, reporters who cover the White House, Democratic and Republican congressional leaders and governors, many Democratic business people and lawyers who raised big money for Obama in 2008, and even some members of the Administration just beyond the inner circle." 
Read the Rest Here
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After Hours at O's House.

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
October 10,2010




Thank You iOwnTheWorld and Doug Ross for the Links

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Obama Gets A Book Thrown At Him... 
 Then The Naked Guy Shows Up.

The Daily Mail:  "A book was apparently hurled at the head of U.S. President Barack Obama during a campaign rally in Philadelphia. The flying missile narrowly missed hitting the President today."
"It is not clear what the book was, where it came from in the crowd, or why it was thrown at Mr Obama – who did not appear to notice the danger.  
"The rally was clearly an eventful one – other images showed a naked man being led away in handcuffs by police. It is not clear if the man was involved in the book-throwing incident – or why he was not wearing any clothes."



Sunday, September 26, 2010

The Secret is Out: Joe Biden's New Book


Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
Sunday, Sept. 26



EXCLUSIVE: Excerpts From V.P.'s New Book

Recently someone threw a paper bag over the transom of Diogenes’ offices that was found to contained parts of the manuscript to Vice President Joe Biden’s super secret upcoming explosive blockbuster tell-all memoir of the 2008 campaign and first 2 years in office.


Here is a small sample of what it contained:

From the Chapter on Sarah Palin:
 "I do kinda  like that Alaskan broad Sarah Palin!. After the Vice Presidential debates were over, she sent over flowers and a bottle of excellent scotch to me with a note:
"How’s it feel  to get your little Delaware boy ass handed to you by a Lady? Ya know ya did, Joe!"
"Love and Kisses, The Pit bull."


"Then later the  Governor  sent over a signed copy of her #1 bestselling book "Going Rogue" with the inscription: 
 "To my favorite Joe, who could have been a contender, but wound up Champ!"
"Ol’ Joe almost teared up for a second. But the best surprise was she sent with the book a big picture of the cover of her follow up book due out  just in time for the midterm elections."
"Just gotta love her!" 


From the chapter on the Media:
“Barry is such a stuffed shirt when it comes to the whole press thing. I don't know why he gets so nervous when they point a camera or microphone in my direction?  They're all bending over backwards to make us look good, even those Mexicans and Black guys!”
“ I wonder if Wolf Blitzer’s momma named him that because he was born with that beard.  And what kinda  TV name is Rachel Maddow for a man anyway?”


He also talks about his one true love which he brought to D.C. with him.

Biden washing his classic 1981 Pontiac
Trans Am in the White House driveway 

"Back in the day we used to call 'em panty-melters. One babe caught a glimpse of those custom rims after a AC/DC concert in '86 and she couldn't get into that backseat fast enough."
"Gotta  keep her looking good so I can impress the chicks when I'm cruising up and down Pennsylvania Avenue."

Other revelations from the manuscript:

* Biden reveals who in Congress owns the best porno DVD collection.

* Addresses his controversial statement  about “radical Islamist having sex with goats” by clarifying he meant  ” only the ones who actually own goats.” 

* Reports about the in depth discussions at oval office meetings as to why after every return from an overseas mission, Hillary Clinton’s ass looks bigger than before.
  
* After the magnificent victory over Republicans in mid-term elections, Biden plans a whirlwind visit to all 57 states.

The working title to the book is slated to be
" The 2008 Campaign, the Best I can Remember "  

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