Trump Calls For Media Competition

DT - Judging from the hysterical overreaction to President Trump’s calling out of CNN International for presenting a distorted view of the USA to the rest of the world, he seriously struck a nerve with the thoroughly discredited network. CNN’s talking heads were just fit to be tied as they counter-attacked Trump and discredited boobs from across the fake news media were quick to pile on.

One of them being Michael Hayden who is given great gravitas by the mercenary media for being a former director of the CIA – the same agency that brought the country the infamous Operation Mockingbird where the goons at Langley actually had so-called “journalists” on the payroll.

"If this is who we are or who we are becoming, I have wasted 40 years of my life. Until now it was not possible for me to conceive of an American President capable of such an outrageous assault on truth, a free press or the first amendment."

While Hayden is always trotted out as some sort of authority it is never mentioned that he was ALSO the head of the National Security Agency right BEFORE and DURING 9/11.  Being in charge of the agency presiding over the biggest intelligence fuck-up in the history of this nation shouldn’t make him much of an authority on anything let alone national security. Considering Hayden’s performance at NSA, he shouldn’t be able to get a job as a manager at a local Whataburger today.

But that is the way that it works here in the USSA where “news” is really nothing more than propaganda and has been that way AT LEAST since former President Barack Obama repealed the ban on such crap being delivered to domestic audiences with a drastic overhaul of the Smith-Mundt Act that went into effect shortly after he was reelected. 

Being that the entire media is now suspect and nobody should believe a damned thing that any of the major anti-Trump networks have to say, leave it to Trump to throw another fistful of mud into their eyes with a Monday morning tweet proposing something new. 

 A FAKE NEWS TROPHY! 

Do we even have to wait to announce a winner? CNN is the New England Patriots of fake news, a dynasty of bullshit that has racked up an impressive string of dominant victories over the truth for years and especially since Trump’s election. I know that the rest of the liberal jagwads will be absolutely crushed – most of all at the Washington Post and at MSNBC – but there will be participation trophies aplenty.

A Good Monday Morning

Terror Comes to My Little Corner of the World

Initially Reported As A Terrorist Attack

No one is 100% safe. Terror can strike anywhere, when you least expect it just as it did here where I live on an autumn afternoon in peaceful North Louisiana this weekend.  Fortunately for me, I was in far away Tiger Stadium enjoying LSU brutalize the Texas Aggies and didn't have to personally witness the unthinkable act of despicable humanity visited upon some of my fellow citizens.  You can Read The News Account HERE.

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Bless His Heart. M&M Is All Butt Hurt and Confused Cause Trump Is Ignoring Him and His Childish Petulant Rant

Eminem, The Lena Dunham of Hip Hop

I find it really hard to take seriously a uneducated blonde-headed 45 year old white guy pretending to be a badass black thug starved for attention.  The annoying and talentless entertainer Eminem, best know as a white boy anomaly in the rap world and for his amazing ability to do what 6 year old school children are good at, rhyming words, is pissed off that Donald Trump is outright ignoring him after he excoriated Trump and his presidency.

In an extremely emotional display of childlike anger and frustration, Eminem vilified the president in a four-minute freestyle rap during last months BET Hip Hop Awards.  Trump did respond to rapper Snoop Dogg for mocking his assassination on an album cover, so Eminem was expecting some retaliation and publicity, but it never came. Never happened. Not even a tweet. Nothing.

In an interview last week the Great White Dope expressed his displeasure that the president didn’t respond to “The Storm.”

“I was and still am extremely angry.  I can’t stand that motherf***er. I feel like he’s not paying attention to me. I was kind of waiting for him to say something and for some reason, he didn’t say anything.......”

When even Trump thinks you are too insignificant to respond to, it’s time to come to grips with your own irrelevancy.  Maybe M&M should just try and snag the next vacancy with the Trump vilifying, screeching banshee Joy Behar and the ladies of 'The View". 

Fishnet Friday

Y'all have Yourselves a Happy Thanksgiving, Hear.

"There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American." - O. Henry

Despite our present political atmosphere, as someone who spent most of their early life living in Europe, believe me when I say: We as Americans have much to be thankful for.

Happy Thanksgiving from DMF!

Ingrate UCLA Shoplifter's Dad Gets Roasted Like a Thanksgiving Turkey

Another Perfect Example of 'Money Can't Buy You Class'

DT - The loudmouthed, self-promoting father of one of the three UCLA basketball team shoplifters that President Trump helped spring from a future in a Chinese jail continues to redefine the word ingrate. Los Angeles sports personality and CEO of the pricey Big Baller brand of athletic shoes LaVar Ball has been engaged in a running war of words with the POTUS who he refuses to give credit to for the freedom of his son LiAngelo who he doesn’t seem to have been a good role model for since the young thug is stealing to begin with. 

Ball has continued to make an ass out of himself, even saying that the only way that he would have thanked Trump is if he would have given the young hoodlum a ride home on Air Force One. Ball’s antics have gotten him plenty of face time in the media to promote his overpriced shoes and allowed some of the more degenerate race baiters like Shaun King to insanely claim that “ungrateful” is now the equivalent to the dreaded N word.

King and the rest of the instigators will have plenty to wail about now because Trump just roasted Bell like a Thanksgiving turkey in a Wednesday morning Twitter strike:

Trump is absolutely spot on here, China is not exactly famous for being a global champion of human rights and young Bell and his fellow petty criminals may very well have faced years in a Chinese prison had he not appealed to President Xi Jinping for leniency. LaVar Bell is not only an ungrateful jerk but an arrogant egomaniac who like so many others, can’t accept the results of a legitimate election.

Nations Atheist Prepare To Offer Heartfelt Thanks To Random, Uncaring Universe On Thanksgiving

Again this year the nation's atheist are preparing to humbly show gratitude to the cold, mechanical processes that randomly led to mankind’s existence and their own fleeting lives this Thanksgiving.  They will bow their head silently before partaking in their family’s extravagant Thanksgiving feast Thursday evening to give thanks to the meaningless, cold, inconsequential universe; that vast and ancient universe that doesn’t care at all whether they live or die, for the blind, heartless processes that inevitably led them to eat this great feast, and thank those who died instead of their ancestors, so that they would be selected to survive in an endless, cruel cycle of natural selection that allows once again to enjoy bounty of celebration.

They will be  truly humbled to be able to partake in this futile tradition at least one more year before their inevitable demise and descent into the great black Lovecraftian void beyond.