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Sheila Jackson Lee Wants Yo Apology and Money So Tyrone Don't Shoot Nobody

With the Democrats newly gained power in the House of Representatives, long time, entrenched members of the Caucus of Congressional Black Folks stand in line for important committee chairs and assignments. You can believe that we are going to witness a real show come next month and beyond. One such member is Texan Sheila Jackass-Lee, the black knucklehead named for a Confederate general, who thinks more trillions need to be stolen from the American taxpayer because, "slavery." This scam continues to gain steam as the non-white mob minorities and their self loathing sympathetic voices in academia and the media, use "White Privilege" as just another reason for the large percentage of of their population that refuse to get even a basic free education,  jack 7-11's and shoot each other.

IT IS NOT THE FAULT OF ANYONE BUT YOURSELVES that black males are the most violent people in the country. Taxpayer money won't do a damn thing to change that!

Educated Blacks excel in every area of mainstream American they choose participate.  Stop using slavery as an excuse for your failures as a people!!!

PJM - Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (Dumbass-Texas) told PJM that the federal government should conduct a study of reparations for descendants of slaves to be able to determine the best way to “repair some of the damage" that slavery has caused to the African-American community. 

Jackson Lee became the lead sponsor of H.R. 40, the Commission to Study and Develop Reparation Proposals for African-Americans Act, after Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.) resigned from Congress. The legislation seeks to “address the fundamental injustice, cruelty, brutality, and inhumanity of slavery in the United States and the 13 American colonies between 1619 and 1865 and to establish a commission to study and consider a national apology and proposal for reparations for the institution of slavery.

“It’s a commission to study the issue of what was the economic impact of the work of slaves and how does it translate in the 21st century.   

WHAT???????

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John Kerry Believes In Border Wall Security - As Long As It Pertains To His Family's Palatial French Villa

 Earl of Ketchup - Duke of Heinz

Following the law is for the little people. Walls and enforcing secure borders is only for rich elites. That seems to be the conclusion as the family of John Kerry continues to fight rules about land access around the family's Palatial French Villa, while demanding that migrants, hikers and the great unwashed be kept away from their multi-million dollar property.

The former senator, presidential candidate, and least effective U.S. Secretary of State of the past 50 years, spends a significant amount of time at his family’s ancestral home in Saint-Briac-sur-Mer, (away from the crazy Heinz Ketchup Lady) along a pristine stretch of France's Brittany coast, where unicorns are born. Kerry's grandfather James Forbes bought the Essarts castle in Saint-Briac in 1928 and it has remained in the family since, being rebuilt as a villa after it was confiscated and later destroyed during World War II. Hikers demanding right of way along the pristine stretch of coast are locked in a legal war with the coastal villa owners in a posh resort town. Under French law the country’s coastlines must be accessible to all, similarly to Britain's "right to roam" rules.

But for decades Saint-Briac leaders have steadfastly refused to obey via a series of legal moves, in particular Brice Lalonde — Kerry’s first cousin. Now, the family of the liberal icon is doing everything they can to keep those pesky commoners and dirty migrants from stepping foot near their villa. The proposed path will "impact the well-being of residents by knocking down their walls and ruining their privacy," Lalonde told AFP in a statement. 

Kerry’s extended family is said to be worried about the “terrorist risks” of allowing common people onto the beach as French law requires, and fretted that “it will be fairly easy to target members of my family who are politically active. The same open-borders liberals declare that building walls to prevent illegal entry is racist — and don’t even think about suggesting that unrestricted migration or open access could be exploited by terrorists. But if you’re a powerful former senator or his wealthy family, none of that applies. Suddenly, walls are amazing and keeping people from walking near your property. That they could be terrorists is suddenly hugely important.

The hypocrisy and double-standards are just too much. One set of rules for thee, and one set for me. Liberal elitism has once again been exposed as a power-consolidating sham.

(Western Journal - CT)
(Agence France-Presse)

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Chuck Schumer: "Illegal immigration is wrong"

The Internet is Forever, Chuck....

Chuck Schumer in 2009:

-Americans don't like illegal immigration
-"Illegal immigration is wrong"
-People illegally in the U.S. are "illegal aliens," not "undocumented"
-Border fence made the southern border "far more secure...created a significant barrier to illegal immigration" pic.twitter.com/zoVyEgdrTC

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) 28. prosince 2018

There’s no doubt that Democrats will eventually cave on building Trump’s wall. The only question is when it’ll happen. Democrats have already admitted that what’s in effect isn’t working. They can’t hide the fact that they’ve voted for border wall funding previously. In fact, rather prominent Democrats have voted for a border wall, including Barky Obama, Hillary Clinton, Chuck Schumer, Dick Durbin and Dianne Feinstein. That same quintet voted to spend much more than the $5.7B. that DJT is asking for right now. DJT should tweet this info everyday!

A New Year - A New You

I post this only as a public service. We here at DMF have always prided ourselves with unceasing efforts to help create a well informed citizenry, as with our ongoing Public Service Educational Crash Course Series. This was sent to me by one of our smart-ass loyal readers, whom I have a strong suspicion is divorced.........or soon will be.

MEN  TEACHING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER 

 REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 31, 2018 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1:  Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2:  Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 3:  Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?–Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.
Class 4:  Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5:  Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6:  How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7:  Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum .. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8:  Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT! Three nights; Monday , Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 
Class 9:  How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon , 2 hours.
Class 10:  Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 11:  How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 
Class 12:  I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

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Mark Dice: So Let's Review Shall We...

Wishes For a Very Merry Christmas To All The Readers Of DMF

The turbulent and chaotic times in which we live can sometime only be tempered in us by Faith...Faith in things we do not fully understand or can explain. Christmas is one such time of temperament. A time when we exhibit what that faith calls us to be everyday. My Prayers and Warm Christmas Greetings go out to you, and all who you hold love in your heart for.

I leave you with this Gift of Music. Take the time to listen. You Will Not Be Sorry. ~ Jan

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Rand Paul Delivers Annual Festivus Airing Of Grievances

Sen. Rand Paul created a tradition a few years ago that has become a favorite among Paul's tweeter followers over the holidays. He created a “Festivus of Grievances” and this year he did not disappoint. Here are just a few highlights:

"I’m going to start out with a grievance against the entire foreign policy establishment of Washington DC, who 2 years ago were swearing that Donald Trump was going to start multiple nuclear wars or something.  

One of the things I hate most about Washington is that they have literally NO IDEA how to spend your money. That’s why I do waste reports, and do a FESTIVUS WASTE REPORT with some of the worst offenders of the year. Here are some of the worst in waste. 

NIH: spending more than $2 million on daydreaming   

$75k to throw lizards around with a leaf blower.....  

USAID spending $18 mil to promote tourism….in Egypt. 

So of course, instead of fixing waste like this and reforming government, the geniuses in Congress decided to have a fight over how much MORE money they were going to “spend” aka borrow from China. 

Speaking of which, buried in the foreign aid reports last year, I discovered something — we give foreign aid to China. So government is so dumb, it is literally borrowing money from China, to give it back to China, while paying interest on it....." 

You can read the entire Twitter thread to learn of the ways the federal government is acting like a Bronx Puerto Rican bartender finding ways to waste your hard earned taxpayer money– while it fights over a shutdown.......