The Jazz Fest is just over the horizon so I have much business to attend to.
Y'all Talk Among Yourselves and As Always, Keep All Weapons In Plain Sight.
It would help America on the world stage if we didn't have a Secretary of State that sounded like Mr. Rodgers about to have a panic attack.🙄
— Diogenes Sarcastica (@DSarcastica) March 17, 2022
After being special guest at the Delaware Disposable Enema Manufacturers Convention this weekend, Biden wanders parking lot taking selfies with unsuspecting local residents. @PressSec pic.twitter.com/MUc6Ucxa37
— Diogenes Sarcastica (@DSarcastica) March 22, 2022
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— Diogenes Sarcastica (@DSarcastica) March 14, 2022
The first man in space, Russian cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin, has been stripped of his honours by the Space Foundation, which censored his name “in light of current world events.”
— Rebel News USA (@RebelNews_USA) March 18, 2022
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"I, as well as my colleague, Professor of Biography Dr. Paul Menlo LeSquirt, today took the bold step to remove from the public eye an embarrassment and menace to the reputation of the literary world.
Not since the publication of Barack Obama's auto-biography has so much fiction been passed on to the public as a non- fiction volume, and with all the pre-publication pomp and promotion usually reserved for great works of literature such as 'Harry Potter' and '50 Shades of Gray'.
We simple could not in good conscience any longer allow Mrs. Clinton to soil the reputation of the literary world and the time honored craft of book authorship."Mrs. Clinton's Book "Hard Choices" has had dismal sales and failed to reach #1 on the NYT book list before or after it's debut, and has dropped quickly on Amazon.com. falling behind such powerhouse tomes as 'Little Blue Truck' by Alice Schertle and last years "Farmer's Almanac"
"Harris will meanwhile assume a more typical schedule for a vice president during non-pandemic times. That will stand in stark contrast to her recent efforts overseas. Her past three-day sojourn to Eastern Europe was meant to reinforce U.S. support for the region against Russian aggression, however an awkward appearance at a major press conference dominated media coverage."
Democrats are toiling to retool their message and refocus their agenda. They are worried that the accomplishments they helped deliver to Mr. Biden are being drowned out by concern over the rising price of gas and a focus on their legislative failures. And they are looking to the president, who addressed them at the retreat on Friday, to help them reframe the conversation....