Happy New Year Y'all

A Toast to Your Health & Prosperity 

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Yes, They Let Me Back In.......

Late this afternoon, KLM set your Beloved Editrix down softly at Hartsfield-Jackson just in time for a delightful early dinner with my cousin Olivia who I promised some time to visit on my way back home. She gave me the use of her quaint little digital device, an Apple they call them I believe, to signal my return safe and sound. (I do not travel with personal devices, save business trips).  

I most certainly hope everyone had a Very Merry Christmas. I just read all the comments left on the last post I made before leaving.

Thank You All Very Much!

Just being off the digital grid for a week was refreshing beyond my expectation. I only took my unlocked travel phone to confirm flight times and reservations for the trip back.

I cannot express what five days and nights, unencumbered by the pressure of business and worries of the world, spent with only the kind of love your own blood can give, can do for the soul. And I have been  blessed with it in abundance.

I'll be home tomorrow night, and soon resume posting. But only after a little time with the one who keeps me warm at night.....

Note to Readers of DMF

Prepare yourselves. For I must announce you will be denied your favorite blog Editrix's presence on this page for the foreseeable future. I will be leaving early morning to travel across the pond for a wee bit. 

You see, I was  summoned by one much more powerful than I to gather at their home for Christmas.  

After carefully laid plans, this will be the first time in many years my siblings and I have all been free enough to spend Christmas with our Father together.  This will be a special Holiday we've all looked forward to, and all need.

I know my absence will be taxing for some, but you can be comforted knowing it will be only a short time.

So, I take this opportunity to say to all the thousands of daily DMF readers, those who daily participate as well as those who just lurk,  Warm Wishes to You For A Very Merry Christmas.

NOTE: You may consider this your 'Official Big Ass Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Holiday Open Thread'. Just keep it clean and use the damn coasters! 

And I leave you with this bit of gift giving wisdom:  This Christmas, get your favorite girl a gift that she’ll love. Get her a Floor Buffer.

Chicks Love Floor Buffers.

It Just Keeps Getting Uglier and More Damning

"Left-wing investigative journalist Lee Fang has pretty much no friends anywhere on the right, but does have a number of exposes under his belt. Still don’t expect that to buy him any favors or credibility with the MSM, who have made their bed on treating Twitter Files as a non-event. He’s the latest to post the info being released by Elon Musk from within the company." - RS

Here's Fang’s Twitter Files thread unrolled for easy reading: 

 TWITTER FILES: PART 8 

Pentagon’s Covert Online PsyOp Campaign

In Case You're Interested, Here's 'TWITTER FILES: PART 7' Unrolled and Easy to Read

  The FBI & the Hunter Biden Laptop Part 7

 Twitter, The FBI Subsidiary Part 6

A Good Monday Morning

It's Time To Check In With Myra For Some Holiday Cheer And Wisdom

This year, there are 50% more Christmas inflatables in my neighborhood.

In other news, l’m now learning archery.

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 6, 2022

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official Myrna Tellingheusen Digital Trading Card collection is here! These limited edition cards feature amazing ART of my life & career as executive secretary to Stanley Bogenshoots at Hughes Aircraft! Only $99 each! Would make a Christmas gift. pic.twitter.com/D2E0HybVYm

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 15, 2022

I have carefully rehearsed answers to express my joy this holiday season.

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 12, 2022

My thermometer is always set at 85° F (Fahrenheit). It’s important to keep one’s home comfortable and welcoming during the holiday season.

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 23, 2022

Lyle spent all day yesterday watching videos of frozen turkey cannons.

Yet another reason for Clause 32, Section 8 in my will.

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 27, 2022

With all the news ongoing, I want to remind everyone that I’m still in charge of the Funeral Luncheon Committee.

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 7, 2022

Yes, Darlene, I had a delightful Thanksgiving. [Too bad you weren’t invited.]

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 29, 2022

My work here is done. https://t.co/G9wd9ZWDVI

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 28, 2022

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Middle Finger Symphony Theater

 ~ No Tuxedos Required ~

Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music