Why I love Earl.....

You Just Never Know What's Gonna Drop Out of That Man's Skull.

EARL OF TAINT

Hillary Will Fight Hatred, Fear And Anger With Love

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MFNS BREAKING NEWS......

 BREAKING: Barack Obama Executes Turkey

Middle Finger News Premiers New Broadcast to Rave Reviews

MFNS NEWS – YOU CAN’T NOT WATCH

Earl Done This

Social media was set ablaze today when Middle Finger News Service premiered it's new Earl of Taint produced all nude Internet News Broadcast.

After the announcement last week that Hugh Hefner will no longer publish the traditional nude photos that made Playboy Magazine one of the most read publications in print history, the MFNS board stepped up to take the lead in unbiased Nude News presentation and fill the void for that audience.  

The viewers of MFN have overwhelming embraced the change and commendations and congratulation have been pouring in all day. 

The hourly viewer statistics tell the story: 

Joe Biden is Prepped and Ready For Tonights Debate

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Earl Done This

Backstage With Hillary

MIDDLE FINGER NEWS SERVICE
by Campaign Reporter Earl of Taint 

In my role as the Semi-Professional Journalist At Large for the MFNS Worldwide Media Empire I attended a recent Dem fundraiser and managed to sneak myself backstage and into Hillary’s dressing room. I could only upload one shot before her security droids activated, forcing me to run for my life.

Luckily, for all of us, she was already dressed.

Earl has also managed to recently sneak into Donald Trump's Dressing Room

Coming This Fall to The Middle Finger Network Family Channel......

Executive Producer - Earl of Taint - Details Here

John Kerry Rotates Back To The States Again

Another Purple Heart for the Duke of Heinz? 

Middle Finger News Service Wire

Earl of Taint Reporting

See Earl's Complete Report and the Gory Details  HERE

An Important Message From MFNS

Despite our best efforts to ignore him altogether, the one known as 'The Earl of Taint' is today in celebration of the 3rd Anniversary of his blog 'THE RIGHTLY GUIDED EARL OF TAINT'. 

If you are a FOE (Fan of Earl) or if you're not you should be, go by Earl's Place and congratulate him, and throw some love his way. The incomparable Mr.Taint's wit and timely take on current events of the day is second to none in our book.  

The Barack Hussein Obama Seotoro Presidential Liebarry

Middle Finger News Service Wire
Earl of Taint Reporting

"Anonymous sources are reporting the Barack Hussein Obama Seotoro Presidential Library (“The Liebarry”) will in fact be located in the great city of Chicago Illinois.

This is encouraging news for yours truly, as I long ago submitted my entry in the Barack Hussein Obama Seotoro Presidential Library Conceptual Design Contest. 

Figuring it couldn’t hurt, I claimed to be a one-legged lesbian refugee from Somalia with a Masters in Architecture and a Doctorate in Urban Planning and Critical Race Theory. I also attached a photo of my mutilated genitalia (not pictured here) to solidify my standing as a member of the Oppressed. And I chose Chicago Illinois as the location!"

Read Earl's complete report and see he's most certain to win design entry.

Love Me America!

Earl Done This

It Happened One Night......

MIDLAND TX 1952. She was a young mother out for a few drinks with the girls at the country club.
He was a virile and shirtless busboy out behind the clubhouse, washing his tubs.
She’d gone there to throw up.   He held her hair…...

Earl Done This

Kerry Sustains Wounds In Switzerland

 Middle Finger News Correspondent Earl of Taint Reporting:

Lausanne, Switzerland - Secretary of State John Kerry was pulled out of the Iranian nuclear negotiations on a stretcher today after he was reportedly “bitch-slapped” severely by the Iranian delegation and then de-pantsed. Additionally, his latest injuries mark his third time to be wounded in-theater*, earning him his (world record) sixth self-awarded Purple Heart and a golden ticket back to the States. - READ EARL'S FULL REPORT HERE

Cambodian PM Tells First Lady To Put Up or Shut Up

She Stick Big Nose In Little People Business...

UPI-  The first lady's visit to Cambodia was part of the the White House's "Let Girls Learn" initiative but her cause rang hollow to Cambodia's outspoken prime minister.  Michelle Obama's tour of Asia to promote girls' education was marked by blunt criticism from Cambodian Prime Minister Hun Sen, who said the first lady was "playing around" and using hopeful rhetoric about making improvements but not guaranteeing aid.

The Phnom Penh Post reported that Hun Sen told  U.S. embassy personnel Wednesday that Obama's Saturday visit with 10 schoolgirls in the Cambodian city of Siem Reap, part of the White House's "Let Girls Learn" initiative, was good but not enough. He said the U.S. government should promise scholarships – if it sincerely seeks improvements to education reform in Cambodia. 

"Her mission is very good, but I suggest the United States should help completely and not play like this," the Cambodian prime minister said.  Obama's visit has led to a request from his education minister on Tuesday for state university scholarships for the 10 students who met with Obama on Saturday. 

"What if she chose 300 students? It would be death. I don't have that money to give....." 

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MFNS Correspondent Earl of Taint covertly tagged along on the trip and captured these photos of Mooch's exotic Cambodian travels your 2014 tax bill helped to foot......

 Moochelle visits the amazing temple at Angkor Wat. FLOTUS is on the far left. 

Asking directions to rest rooms and snack bar,  monks broke their vow of silence with their screaming.

The Middle Finger News Sports Photo of the Year

Following a lengthy, thorough review and a couple of bitchin’ fistfights by our expert panel of judges, we are proud to announce the 2014 MFNS Sports Photo Of The Year.

Read More about this amazing picture and the man behind the camera.

Media Powerhouse Adds New Joe Show

Earl of Taint Reporting:

Bulletin: 

For Immediate Release

MFNS WORLD HQS.

"Middle Finger News Service, LLC (MFNS) one of the world’s largest and most admired media conglomerates announced today the addition of a new science reality show to their spring prime time cable lineup. 

Hosted by Vice President Joe Biden, each hour long episode will demonstrate the laws of nature as they impact our lives in everyday situations. Appearing as “Uncle Joe”, the ever-affable and proto-clueless Biden had previewers rolling in the aisles as he explains basic forces like gravity, resistance, fluid dynamics, energy/friction/heat and the physics of maple syrup in the context of walking, hitting your head, hair restoration and swimming naked with the grandkids....."  

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Rand Paul Volunteers To Perform Delicate Eye Surgery On Harry Reid

In risky procedure, the optic nerve in question can only be approached

from the posterior side of the eye.

Submit to Islam?

He Will Spoon With The Muslims Should

The Political Winds Shift In An Ugly Direction.

Coming Soon to Middle Finger TV Family Channel

Another Exciting Reality Series 

 Earl of Taint

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