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Thursday, January 22, 2015

Rand Paul Volunteers To Perform Delicate Eye Surgery On Harry Reid

In risky procedure, the optic nerve in question can only be approached

from the posterior side of the eye.

© Posted By Diogenes Sarcastica™ on 1/22/2015 11:58:00 PM

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