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Sunday, June 30, 2013
Well Hell, We can't Be Having That!
Raised on Hoecakes
According to the New York Times, Carlos Puig “is a columnist for the Mexican newspaper Milenio and the anchor of the television show En 15.” The New York Times published an op-ed piece by Puig on June 26, 2013 that simply boggles the mind.
Puig argues that the US should not ramp up or increase border security or immigration enforcement because of the damage done by returning illegal aliens from the US to Mexico. Puig states the damage he is concerned with is that to Mexico – not the United States.
Well, it doesn’t just seem that is what he is saying, it is what he is saying.
This would all be laughable if it weren’t for the fact that the Mexican immigration laws are more strict than those of the United States.
Puig’s piece is not just about the alleged strain that enforcing US law or even enforcing Mexican immigration law in the US. It is that Puig wants Mexico to be involved with making US immigration policy. Puig concludes with:
Until then, Mexico and Mr. Puig has more than enough issues within Mexico without offering advice or demanding what the US should do.
In other words, “pound sand Mr. Puig.”
According to the New York Times, Carlos Puig “is a columnist for the Mexican newspaper Milenio and the anchor of the television show En 15.” The New York Times published an op-ed piece by Puig on June 26, 2013 that simply boggles the mind.
Puig argues that the US should not ramp up or increase border security or immigration enforcement because of the damage done by returning illegal aliens from the US to Mexico. Puig states the damage he is concerned with is that to Mexico – not the United States.
"But this latest [Immigration and Border Security] plan will only put more stress on Mexican border towns that already bear the brunt of unexpected and, often, unwanted waves of returnees from the United States.
Since 2008, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (I.C.E.) has increased deportations of illegal aliens under a policy to maximize “the removal of those who pose the greatest threat to public safety or national security.” The agency says it has sent back close to 410,000 individuals from the United States in the 2012 fiscal year, almost 55 percent of them — 225,390 people — convicted criminal aliens. That’s almost double the number of criminals deported in 2008 — and, the agency says, “the largest number of criminal aliens removed in agency history.”At this point it almost seems as if Puig is arguing that the US should bear the total responsibility for Mexican citizens to come into the US illegally, commit a crime, be convicted of a crime, and then returned to Mexico rather than Mexico being responsible for the illegal and criminal actions of their own citizens.
Well, it doesn’t just seem that is what he is saying, it is what he is saying.
"Indeed, the policy’s success translates into thousands of convicted murderers, sex offenders and drug dealers being sent back to their countries of origin, which means largely to Mexico. According to the latest figures from the U.S. government, about 450,000 Mexicans who committed crimes in the United States were returned home between 2008 and 2011. This is partly because in 2007 I.C.E. began implementing a program called Rapid REPAT, offering undocumented aliens convicted of criminal offenses early release in exchange for immediate repatriation."Yeah, because we all know that the US, rather than Mexico or another country, should bear the costs and brunt of the actions of people here in the US illegally.
This would all be laughable if it weren’t for the fact that the Mexican immigration laws are more strict than those of the United States.
"Under the Mexican law, illegal immigration is a felony, punishable by up to two years in prison. Immigrants who are deported and attempt to re-enter can be imprisoned for 10 years. Visa violators can be sentenced to six-year terms. Mexicans who help illegal immigrants are considered criminals.
The law also says Mexico can deport foreigners who are deemed detrimental to “economic or national interests,” violate Mexican law, are not “physically or mentally healthy” or lack the “necessary funds for their sustenance” and for their dependents."Why is it acceptable for Mexico to deport illegal aliens who have committed a crime, but not the US? Why the differing standards?
Puig’s piece is not just about the alleged strain that enforcing US law or even enforcing Mexican immigration law in the US. It is that Puig wants Mexico to be involved with making US immigration policy. Puig concludes with:
"Mexico wants the U.S. government to pass an immigration reform that would set on the path to legality the six million or so undocumented Mexicans now living in the United States. But the cost might be too great for some Mexican communities along that very border Americans are trying so hard to make secure — for themselves."Well, bully for Mexico. The moment Mexico – and Mexican citizens – are willing to apply the same standards to US immigration policies as well as taking responsibility for illegal immigrants in the US that commit crimes then, and only then, can they have a seat at the table.
Until then, Mexico and Mr. Puig has more than enough issues within Mexico without offering advice or demanding what the US should do.
In other words, “pound sand Mr. Puig.”
Saturday, June 29, 2013
Obama Family Album: Africa Trip - Day 3
Pretoria - June 29th:
South Africa Unveils Statue of Barack Obama and First Lady
Firmly ensconced in the parking lot of the Winnie Mandela housing project near
the communist ANC headquarters in
Pretoria
sits the memento of the visit by
the first black US President and First lady.
I think they really captured the elegance of Michelle Obama.
"Obama’s Photo-Op With Mandela Goes Awry"
One to impress the folks back home, Obama stops by the hospital for a quick photo -op
with Nelson Mandela. Mandela was unavailable for comment.
Barry and Michelle visit Robben Island Prison in South Africa
POTUS inscribes the family’s message into the guest register, aided by the Small Auxiliary Desktop Teleprompter (SADTOTUS), flown in personally by Reggie Love.
TOTUS lunched on prison food (looked to be a McRib but cannot confirm), al fresco.
Africa Trip:
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Friday, June 28, 2013
Russians Be All Up in Snowden's Laptop - Releases NSA Data
Middle Finger News Service
Moscow Correspondent
Alexander Putin, in a further attempt to embarrass the child emperor on safari, has now made public some of the NSA records taken from Edward Snowden's hard drive which trace communications from within the White House. Here is some examples released:
Phone Record
September 11, 2012
From: Pentagon, Office of the Secretary of Defense
To: Oval Office
Content: Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta phones President Barack Obama to inform him of attack on U.S. facility in Benghazi. POTUS indicates concern and asks to remain updated. SecDef is forced to repeat several key details and notes that POTUS seems distracted. POTUS responds that he is constructing fantasy basketball team and asks SecDef if he wants in. SecDef politely declines and pledges to continue delivering updates. POTUS lets him know there’s a good chance those updates will go to voice mail.
Phone Record
October 16, 2012
From: Office of the Vice President
To: WMZQ-FM 98.7, Washington D.C.
Content: Vice President Joseph Biden places 17 consecutive phone calls to Washington D.C. country music station WMZQ attempting to be the 98th caller and win Taylor Swift concert tickets. Line surveillance reveals increasingly heated profanity with every failed attempt.
Internet Record
November 1, 2012
From: President’s Private Quarters
Content: Laptop computer in White House residence enters Google search: “mechanisms to cope with your Secretary of State’s husband.” No results found.
Phone Record
January 22, 2013
From: Oval Office
To: Department of Justice, Office of the Attorney General
Content: POTUS places call to Attorney General Eric Holder. POTUS leads conversation on DOJ prosecutorial priorities for the year. AG Holder interrupts conversation to inform POTUS that Fox News reporter James Rosen has just purchased “Game of Thrones” DVD on Amazon.
Phone Record
April 18, 2013
From: Executive Office of the President, White House Counsel’s Office
To: Oval Office
Content: White House Counsel Kathryn Ruemmler phones POTUS to inform him of news that the Internal Revenue service is inappropriately harassing conservative non-profit organizations. Upon hearing the news, POTUS immediately adopts a heavy accent, claims not to speak English, and slams down the phone
Internet Record
April 20, 2013
From: Office of the Vice President
Content: Desktop computer from Vice President’s personal office visits Ask Jeeves, enters query: “Does the Constitution give the President authority to set the Vice President’s bedtime?” Query is blocked by internal filter, which displays message, “Joe, get your pajamas on.”
Phone Record
May 3, 2013
From: Executive Office of the President, National Economic Council
To: Oval Office
Content: Gene Sperling, Director of the National Economic Council, calls the president for regular update on future economic projections. POTUS inquires as to prospects for future growth. Sperling hesitates and fails to give definitive answer. POTUS presses further. Sperling responds that, based on his economic calculations, only the First Lady’s gardening habit will ensure that the First Family has enough calories to outrun packs of wolves that will overtake Washington D.C. within the next three years.
Phone Record
June 6, 2013
From: Office of the White House Press Secretary
To: President’s Private Quarters
Content: White House Press Secretary Jay Carney informs POTUS that UK Guardian is about to release story detailing surveillance practices of National Security Agency. Carney and POTUS both appear anxious, but conversation is repeatedly interrupted by inquiry, “What’s that clicking noise on the line?”
Phone Record
June 7, 2013
From: Private Residence (Crawford, Texas)
To: Oval Office
Content: In brief phone call, unidentified male phones POTUS, says “Not as easy as it looks, is it jackass?” and hangs up.
Internet Record
June 7, 2013 (Later in the Day)
From: President’s Private Quarters
Content: Laptop computer in White House residence enters Google search: “federal pension, early retirement.” Followed by Google search: “Hawaii real estate + golf course.”
Moscow Correspondent
Alexander Putin, in a further attempt to embarrass the child emperor on safari, has now made public some of the NSA records taken from Edward Snowden's hard drive which trace communications from within the White House. Here is some examples released:
Phone Record
September 11, 2012
From: Pentagon, Office of the Secretary of Defense
To: Oval Office
Content: Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta phones President Barack Obama to inform him of attack on U.S. facility in Benghazi. POTUS indicates concern and asks to remain updated. SecDef is forced to repeat several key details and notes that POTUS seems distracted. POTUS responds that he is constructing fantasy basketball team and asks SecDef if he wants in. SecDef politely declines and pledges to continue delivering updates. POTUS lets him know there’s a good chance those updates will go to voice mail.
Phone Record
October 16, 2012
From: Office of the Vice President
To: WMZQ-FM 98.7, Washington D.C.
Content: Vice President Joseph Biden places 17 consecutive phone calls to Washington D.C. country music station WMZQ attempting to be the 98th caller and win Taylor Swift concert tickets. Line surveillance reveals increasingly heated profanity with every failed attempt.
Internet Record
November 1, 2012
From: President’s Private Quarters
Content: Laptop computer in White House residence enters Google search: “mechanisms to cope with your Secretary of State’s husband.” No results found.
Phone Record
January 22, 2013
From: Oval Office
To: Department of Justice, Office of the Attorney General
Content: POTUS places call to Attorney General Eric Holder. POTUS leads conversation on DOJ prosecutorial priorities for the year. AG Holder interrupts conversation to inform POTUS that Fox News reporter James Rosen has just purchased “Game of Thrones” DVD on Amazon.
Phone Record
April 18, 2013
From: Executive Office of the President, White House Counsel’s Office
To: Oval Office
Content: White House Counsel Kathryn Ruemmler phones POTUS to inform him of news that the Internal Revenue service is inappropriately harassing conservative non-profit organizations. Upon hearing the news, POTUS immediately adopts a heavy accent, claims not to speak English, and slams down the phone
Internet Record
April 20, 2013
From: Office of the Vice President
Content: Desktop computer from Vice President’s personal office visits Ask Jeeves, enters query: “Does the Constitution give the President authority to set the Vice President’s bedtime?” Query is blocked by internal filter, which displays message, “Joe, get your pajamas on.”
Phone Record
May 3, 2013
From: Executive Office of the President, National Economic Council
To: Oval Office
Content: Gene Sperling, Director of the National Economic Council, calls the president for regular update on future economic projections. POTUS inquires as to prospects for future growth. Sperling hesitates and fails to give definitive answer. POTUS presses further. Sperling responds that, based on his economic calculations, only the First Lady’s gardening habit will ensure that the First Family has enough calories to outrun packs of wolves that will overtake Washington D.C. within the next three years.
Phone Record
June 6, 2013
From: Office of the White House Press Secretary
To: President’s Private Quarters
Content: White House Press Secretary Jay Carney informs POTUS that UK Guardian is about to release story detailing surveillance practices of National Security Agency. Carney and POTUS both appear anxious, but conversation is repeatedly interrupted by inquiry, “What’s that clicking noise on the line?”
Phone Record
June 7, 2013
From: Private Residence (Crawford, Texas)
To: Oval Office
Content: In brief phone call, unidentified male phones POTUS, says “Not as easy as it looks, is it jackass?” and hangs up.
Internet Record
June 7, 2013 (Later in the Day)
From: President’s Private Quarters
Content: Laptop computer in White House residence enters Google search: “federal pension, early retirement.” Followed by Google search: “Hawaii real estate + golf course.”
The Obama Family Album: The Africa Trip - Day 1
Middle Finger News Service
The First Family travel to Senegal,
South Africa, and Tanzania
Upon arriving , the girls brief the President on the upcoming activities and official
US State Department directives in event of encounter with
horny giraffes or capture by cannibals
horny giraffes or capture by cannibals
The First lady just seconds after she realizes the the bite she just swallowed
was the dog she was petting a few hours earlier.
Meanwhile.....
Barack engaged in one of his favorite boyhood actives growing up in Kenya,
hippopotamus tipping.
.....and freelance Earl of Taint grabbed this shot while passing through the area.
Adding to her reputation as one of the most fashion-forward First Ladies
ever, Michelle Obama appears in a traditional Senegalese Wookie Suit
to show off her newest ‘do’. Pictured here standing in support of
Senegal’s outlawed LBGT community, she demonstrates once again
her fearless and daring personal style along with her unceasing advocacy
for perverts everywhere.
hippopotamus tipping.
.....and freelance Earl of Taint grabbed this shot while passing through the area.
ever, Michelle Obama appears in a traditional Senegalese Wookie Suit
to show off her newest ‘do’. Pictured here standing in support of
Senegal’s outlawed LBGT community, she demonstrates once again
her fearless and daring personal style along with her unceasing advocacy
for perverts everywhere.
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DIANNY RANTS: Finally! SCOTUS Gives the Left a Group They Can H8!!!
All the Right Snark
Hot damn!!!
"Time to celebrate folks!! The Supreme Court, in their role of legislating, oh, um, I mean, in their role of invalidating the consent of the governed.., wait, okay, um, well, you know what I mean.
The Supreme Court has given their seal of approval on gay “marriage.” And even better, they have opened the door to a group that Liberals are welcome to HATE, HATE, HATE!! Isn’t it terrific?!!!
Ah, yes. In the name of equality Liberalism can finally, openly, and with judicial fiat hate Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus.
And they don’t have to feel guilty at all!! What a coup! And supporters of homosexual “marriage” took to the Twitters to share their SCOTUS-approved H8:
“Take that bitches!!!” was the tolerant Left’s response.
In an effort to be able to “live their lives and love their loves” freely, they now have the door kicked wide open to hate those folks who disagree with them and hate them with impunity!!!Ain’t life grand?!
You see, there’s equality, then there’s equality.
And a First Amendment protection to practice your religion isn’t something that you can do with equal freedom as say two men who want to get married in your church. Faith, any faith, has now officially become hate speech.
As Ben Shapiro wrote today at Breitbart, this ruling by the Supreme Court has opened the door to the IRS revoking tax-exempt status to any church that would refuse to permit two homosexuals to hold their “wedding” within its walls.
Don’t think that will happen?
Think again......"
"Time to celebrate folks!! The Supreme Court, in their role of legislating, oh, um, I mean, in their role of invalidating the consent of the governed.., wait, okay, um, well, you know what I mean.
The Supreme Court has given their seal of approval on gay “marriage.” And even better, they have opened the door to a group that Liberals are welcome to HATE, HATE, HATE!! Isn’t it terrific?!!!
Ah, yes. In the name of equality Liberalism can finally, openly, and with judicial fiat hate Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus.
And they don’t have to feel guilty at all!! What a coup! And supporters of homosexual “marriage” took to the Twitters to share their SCOTUS-approved H8:
“Take that bitches!!!” was the tolerant Left’s response.
In an effort to be able to “live their lives and love their loves” freely, they now have the door kicked wide open to hate those folks who disagree with them and hate them with impunity!!!Ain’t life grand?!
You see, there’s equality, then there’s equality.
And a First Amendment protection to practice your religion isn’t something that you can do with equal freedom as say two men who want to get married in your church. Faith, any faith, has now officially become hate speech.
As Ben Shapiro wrote today at Breitbart, this ruling by the Supreme Court has opened the door to the IRS revoking tax-exempt status to any church that would refuse to permit two homosexuals to hold their “wedding” within its walls.
Don’t think that will happen?
Think again......"
Thursday, June 27, 2013
Meanwhile, Back in Africa.....
And what’s so special about this program that it makes it worthwhile for Obama to hail its advantages? Only this: the “My ID My Life” campaign helped 500,000 youth obtain National identification cards…,, a prerequisite to voter registration.
So…if I get this right…when US Taxpayers pay for Kenyans to obtain identification…you know, so they can be patriotic and take part in their election process…it’s a great and noble thing…....But when Americans are asked to show ID to vote in our own country….we’re racists.
Yeah…that makes complete sense." - Talk Straight
Huma Abedin Host "Women for Weiner"
Huma Abedin, wife of the dashing pervert ex-congressman and NY Mayor hopeful Anthony Weiner, is rounding up a few deep pocket New York socialite friends to rally around her husband this evening and drop some bucks, which will get her face on the newstand and a another puff piece in that journal of political integrity 'The Huffington Post'. But here, this is all you get:
NY Post
"The Hillary Clinton senior adviser and her sister, Heba, are hosting the first Women for Weiner fund-raiser tonight at the home of author and socialite Jill Iscol, who also hosted a bridal shower for Chelsea Clinton. Abedin’s host committee includes designer Reem Acra, Rory Tahari, lawyer Binta Brown and Cheryl Saban, wife of Clinton backer Haim Saban. Weiner himself is expected to greet some 100 attendees. The fund-raiser comes just as the former congressman is running second in the polls with leading Democratic rivals Christine Quinn and William Thompson."Rumor has it that Bill Clinton will be tending the bar for the ladies and will be available to answer any question regarding .....political matters.
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