CNN to Issue Warnings for Sensitive Viewers

MFNS - NEW YORK – The Board of CNN Inc. and it's worldwide news division have announced starting Monday a new policy of issuing trigger warnings before showing the face of President Donald Trump to viewing audiences. CNN has estimated that millions of viewers have turned off CNN because of their growing fear that Trump may appear on their screens and further traumatize them with his blunt language, harsh political realities & brutish no nonsense diplomatic tact. 

CNN's Wolf Blitzer made the announcement Saturday:

“We know the mere mention of President’s Trump name or the sight of his face is enough to trigger serious emotional distress or even seizures in a large part of our viewing audience so we believe that this is an appropriate policy for our time. Families with children will really appreciate this warning, as the mere sight of Trump reportedly makes many babies, small infants, and millennials cry uncontrollably. 

Just as we issue warnings before showing bloody, mangled corpses after mass murders or terrorist attacks, so we will issue warnings before showing the face of Donald J. Trump or mentioning his name. We would prefer to avoid the mention of Mr. Trump’s name altogether if possible,  But Trump is President of the United States now, so it’s difficult to completely avoid the subject of Trump no matter how badly we want to not mention the name of Trump ever again. Trump. 

It seems that Trump is a President that many people really love to hate. While many people really love to hate him, they prefer to hate him from their own designated ‘safe space,’ wherever that may be. Many people prefer to sit on their own toilet with their iPhone and hate Trump and curse his name." 

CNN also promised at least 15 minutes of “Trump-free” programming every hour, from 15 minutes to 30 minutes after each hour. Blitzer concluded his annoncement: 

“We would like people to know that for those 15 minutes, that CNN itself is a safe space from the menace of Donald Trump’s face and the menace of Trump’s unholy name. Even during the rest of the hour we may have some Trump-free programming.”

Even some journalists also want safe spaces and so that they are not triggered by having to cover Trump from the White House press pool. One anonymous Wall Street Journal reporter and frequent White House press pool correspondent confessed to being “horrified at the mere sight of Trump. He triggers me into two minutes of total hate for him at least every day. I am trying to get out of covering Trump. I want to cover less offensive leaders, such as Kim Jong-Un. Or that President Erdogan of Turkey. He seems nice.”

World leaders also praised CNN’s decision. Angela Merkel of Germany praised CNN for “showing sensitivity to world audiences for whom the fact that Trump is so-called leader of the free world is a fact too terrifying to contemplate.”

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ACTOR ISSUES OSCAR CHALLENGE

Calls Out Hollywood Hypocrites

Actor and Singer Robert Davi (if you like Frank Sinatra, check this guy's music out) has issued a challenge to his brother's and sisters of the entertainment industry.  In an open letter, Davi challenges Hollywood hypocrites to put your money where your mouth is.  Davi's letter comes following a string of political statements made by celebrities at award shows. 

via Mr. Pinko:

“I propose that Meryl Steep, Chelsea Handler, Richard Gere, Robert DeNiro, Christoph Waltz and others lead an Oscar first: let’s do away with the rules, barriers, and tickets to the Oscars and after-parties, such as the swanky Vanity Fair party or the Weinsteins’ star-studded affair. I ask all migrants, all illegal immigrant criminals and all un-vetted refugees to converge on Hollywood to come to the Oscars and all the after-parties, even those held at the mansions or the Chateau Marmont or anywhere else. After all, we in the Hollywood community want to show all Islamic extremists that we have love in our hearts — and what better way to do that than by inviting them along on our most important night?

 It’s time the walls and electronic security gates come down. There are roughly 3,600 seats to the Oscars; we should have at least 2,500 seats reserved for illegal aliens, refugees and migrants, or maybe even more. For those celebrities skipping the ceremony, each should invite at least 100 illegal aliens, refugees or migrants to come to their home to watch the Oscars with them. The Academy and the Vanity Fair people should also get the 150 criminals who have recently been deported from Los Angeles and bring them to the show as honored guests.”

Since Hollywood holds such a kinship with the downtrodden of America these days, Davi's suggestion shouldn't be very much of a problem, No? 

Late-Night Trump Derangement

Images by Bob Mack

"Lord only knows how many viewers the constant Trump bashing has driven away, though rumor has it that midnight ratings for re-runs of “My Mother The Car” have inexplicably spiked.  And as professionals, the late-night hosts seem to be ignoring the comedic gold mine that is the Democrats.  After all, a party that features laugh riots like Maxine Waters (“…the fact that [Trump] is wrapping his arms around Putin while Putin is continuing to advance into Korea…” uh, that’s Crimea, Max), Sheila Jackson-Lee (“Homicide is the leading cause of murder.”), and Cryin’ Chuckie Schumer would seem to be tailor-made for any competent comic." - Bob Mack 

Booger Eating Leftist Claim Trump is Hoping for a Terrorist Attack

DownTrend - Like a gaggle of acid juiced orangutans in an animal behavior experiment, leftists continue to one up each other in terms of crazy. The devastating and unexpected collapse of Queen Hillary the inevitable coupled with Donald Trump’s election win has driven the moonbats into the mouth of madness. Engaging in throwing public tantrums and a spewing out a daily orgy of idiocy, leading figures on the left are spinning tales of doom and paranoia over the barely month old Trump administration.

The winner of the coveted whacko of the week award goes to radical environmentalist Bill McKibben, a beloved and heroic figure to liberals. When it comes to preaching the gospel of global warming McKibben is right up there with exalted climate pope Al Gore and he can bring the hellfire and brimstone. Unbelievably, Batshit Bill is claiming that President Trump and adviser Steve Bannon are actually rooting for a terrorist attack in order to exercise dictatorial power.

McKibben took to The Guardian to write “Donald Trump and Steve Bannon have turned the White House against America”

What the freaks, flakes, fruits and fascists on the left can’t be bothered to mention is that their hero Barack Obama presided over a buildup of a gargantuan Orwellian surveillance machine and the big government police state to enforce a vendetta against dissenters. A machine that they themselves may be subjected to if they don’t cease and desist with their thinly disguised efforts to mount a color revolution against the Trump administration.

Despite McKibben’s hysteria he has one thing right and that is that the left and the Democrats will be blamed if there is a terrorist attack on American soil resulting from their turning Trump’s executive order restricting travel from a handful of Islamic jihad factories into a political football.

It's Time.....

Yeah, You Knew It Was Coming......

 

On Sunday night’s 59th annual Grammy awards, British singer-songwriter Adele took home the top honors. The songstress won all five awards she was nominated for including Record and Song of the Year for “Hello,” and Album of the Year for 25.

However, the biggest takeaway was that Adele upset Beyoncé for her hit song “Formation” and album Lemonade. While Adele was thrilled for being the first artist to sweep the top honors twice, many of Beyoncé’s fans blamed White Supremacy for her victory.

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It's Time to Start Indicting Mayors of Sanctuary Cities

Aiding, Abetting, Harboring, Encouraging Illegals is a Felony

Federal Immigration and Nationality Act

Section 8 USC 1324(a)(1)(A)(iv)(b)(iii)

“Any person who . . . encourages or induces an alien to . . . reside . . . knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that such . . . residence is . . . in violation of law, shall be punished as provided . . . for each alien in respect to whom such a violation occurs . . . fined under title 18 . . . imprisoned not more than 5 years, or both.”  

Section 274 felonies under the federal Immigration and Nationality Act, INA 274A(a)(1)(A):

A person (including a group of persons, business, organization, or local government) commits a federal felony when she or he: 

* assists an alien s/he should reasonably know is illegally in the U.S. or who lacks employment authorization, by transporting, sheltering, or assisting him or her to obtain employment, or

* encourages that alien to remain in the U.S. by referring him or her to an employer or by acting as employer or agent for an employer in any way, or

* knowingly assists illegal aliens due to personal convictions.

In addition, individuals or entities who engage in racketeering enterprises that commit (or conspire to commit) immigration-related felonies are subject to private civil suits for treble damages and injunctive relief.  
 

Federal Immigration and Nationality Act Section 8 USC 1324

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