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Intermission Over - Sit Down and Shut Up!

 

Look out Amy Schumer, There’s a New Queen of Comedy.

Yes, sadly the circus is gone, but there is no shortage of clowns still fully employed. One of the leaders in fake news and liberal propaganda, CNN head Jeff Zucker, said his network is where people come when they want facts. I think I now understand why CNN performs so poorly: the guy running the network has no idea what “viewers” or “facts” are. 

Earlier this week a terrorist detonated a suicide bomb and killed 22 people at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester, England. You don’t have to be a seasoned reporter or Ivy League educated journalist to understand that a terrorist bombing that killed mostly young people and children is a big news story. While this was breaking, CNN chose to air a panel discussion about how President Trump should be impeached for firing FBI director James Comey. I’m not kidding, this is what CNN thought was more important than an ISIS attack on innocent people with mass casualties.

Even Mediate, which is normally pretty liberal, thought it was a little partisan to keep slamming Trump rather than cover a major news story. They reached out to CNN head Jeff Zucker to get his response on this.

“We’re not in a race to be first. We’re in a race to be right. CNN is held to a different standard than other cable networks that focus primarily on opinion. People come to us for facts, and there is no room for error with facts.”  

Look out Amy Schumer, there’s a new queen of comedy up in here!  What makes this even funnier is that Zucker actually believes what he said.

CNN is a network that doesn’t deal much in fact, but rather liberal opinion and ideology. Just recently we have enjoyed these stories from CNN that are supposedly fact-based:

Don Lemon Blames Trump For Congressional Candidate Attacking A Reporter

Chris Cillizza Orders Everyone To Stop Talking About Anthony Weiner Sex Scandal

Anderson Cooper Talks About President Trump Taking A Shit On His Desk

Jake Tapper Says The Media Has Assassinated 4 Presidents

Jeanie Moos Investigates If Trump Is Afraid Of Stairs

CNN Blasts Trump Administration For Thinking Russian Dressing Comes From Russia

I defy anyone to find facts, even partial ones, in any of the above mentioned reporting. Shit like this, which is a regular feature on CNN, is the exact opposite of bias-free hard news. Not only doesn’t Zucker know anything about viewers or the truth, he has no idea what actually constitutes news. 

(Crazy Cousin Olivia)
(Mediate)
(Clown News Network)

Fishnet Friday

Failed Mexican Beaner President Vicente Fox Has Some Advice For Donald Trump

This is funny any way you look at it.  Vicente Fox, a BBB (Barack Butt Boy) and an unpopular and failed Mexican politician who's incompetence encouraged people to flee in droves to get out of the hellhole that is Mexico, giving Donald Trump advice.  Setting aside the fact Donald Trump has done more for America in 3 months then Fox did for Mexico in 6 years, Fox has decided to make trolling Trump his new hobby. 

In the video, El Vicente says he has a very important, serious message for Trump, and in order to deliver that message he taunts Trump with a piece of delicious chocolate cake. He goes on to say" your tenants will take your name off your buildings” and “your children will take YOUR NAME off YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.” 

Let's watch the latest installment of Stupid Mexican, shall we.....

We've Got This......

"While it's impossible to predict any given terror attack, there are two laws of terrorism that work together to guarantee that attacks will occur, and occur with increasing frequency. First, when terrorists are granted safe havens to plan, train, equip, and inspire terror attacks, then they will strike, and they'll keep striking not just until the safe havens are destroyed but also until the cells and affiliates they've established outside their havens are rooted out.

Second, when you import immigrants at any real scale from jihadist regions, then you will import the cultural, religious, and political views that incubate jihad. Jihadist ideas flow not from soil but from people, and when you import people you import their ideas.  

So there will be more Manchesters, more Parises, more Nices, and more Orlandos. But that's what happens when we're not willing to do what it takes. I hope at least our hashtags can make us feel better about our choice." - David French

Meanwhile, unelected Judges hold a loaded gun to the head of America.......

MFNS Obtains Leaked Former FBI Director Comey's Notes of Meeting With President

Actually, we stole it from KA-CHING 
We redacted names to protect the guilty...

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Democratic Officials Now Warning Base Not to Expect Evidence of Trump/Russia Collusion.

Media Hopes Dashed, but I Doubt It Will Make Much Difference

The latest official to throw cold water on the MSNBC-led circus is President Obama’s former acting CIA chief Michael Morell. What makes him particularly notable in this context is that Morell was one of Clinton’s most vocal CIA surrogates. In August, he not only endorsed Clinton in the pages of the New York Times but also became the first high official to explicitly accuse Trump of disloyalty, claiming, “In the intelligence business, we would say that Mr. Putin had recruited Mr. Trump as an unwitting agent of the Russian Federation.

Morell appeared at an intelligence community forum to “cast doubt” on “allegations that members of the Trump campaign colluded with Russia.” 

“On the question of the Trump campaign conspiring with the Russians here, there is smoke, but there is no fire at all. There’s no little campfire, there’s no little candle, there’s no spark. And there’s a lot of people looking for it.”

Morell also cast serious doubt on the credibility of the infamous, explosive “dossier” originally published by the sewer drain BuzzFeed, saying that its author, Christopher Steele, paid intermediaries to talk to the sources for it. The dossier, he said, “doesn’t take you anywhere, I don’t think.” Morell’s comments echo the categorical remarks by Obama’s top national security official, James Clapper, who told Meet the Press last week that during the time he was Obama’s DNI, he saw no evidence to support claims of a Trump/Russia conspiracy. “We had no evidence of such collusion,” Clapper stated unequivocally. 

Unlike Morell, who left his official CIA position in 2013 but remains very integrated into the intelligence community, Clapper was Obama’s DNI until just seven weeks ago, leaving on January 20.

The media,which now has the laughable credibility of a high school student newspaper is run by gossip queens, odorous swamp creatures and mindless puppets who have long abandoned any ability to engage in legitimate journalism. The Washington Post, NYT and CNN are all now little more than rumor mill fiction rags hell-bent on destroying Trump no matter how much credibility they lose in the process.

Capitol Police Report Outbreak of Drunks Wandering Hill

Black College Leaders: So Far, Trump a Step UP From Obama

For eight years, Barack Obama did very little to improve educational opportunities in the black community that supported him so fatefully. But let's face it, to many black Americans education is not the highest on their list. Survival is. There again he did very little but stir up resentment and rip scabs off old wounds. We now hear how Donald Trump is evil, a racist, sexist homophobe. Little evidence is presented to support this beyond Trump's desire to end illegal immigration and to block a massive influx of refugees from terror hotbeds from entering the United States. It's all shameful, cynical politics. And some black Americans are finally realizing they were lied to by the media and the Democratic Party.

Despite the boos for Education Secretary Betsy DeVos at Bethune-Cookman, leaders of Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs) are beginning to speak out and admit Trump is a step up from Obama:

PJM-Following his inauguration, Trump’s most overt outreach to African Americans has been his efforts to woo students and leaders of black colleges that were founded in the years after the Civil War and today consist of 101 public and private schools nationwide. 

“For [President] Obama, people expected him to come in and fix everything -- especially for black people. ... But he never campaigned strongly for HBCUs,” said Walter Kimbrough, president of Dillard University in New Orleans, using the common abbreviation for the schools. Now, he says, the reverse has happened -- Trump came in with no expectations placed on him, and some black educators have been pleasantly surprised. “So people now want to see what’s going to happen because he’s coming in saying he’s going to be the president for HBCUs,” Kimbrough added. “It’s a very different perspective, but it’s still the first 150 days, so we’ll see what happens.” 

Johnny C. Taylor Jr., president of the Thurgood Marshall College Fund, a nonprofit that helps provide financial assistance to students who attend black colleges, says the signs from the White House are encouraging. “In the first four months of this presidency, the Trump administration has been far more responsive to our community than the past administration,” Taylor said. “I, for one, judge people by what they do -- not what they say.” 

A Republican president, the party that allegedly hates minorities, is the one actually keeping his promises about expanding minority educational opportunities.

Trump signed the Historically Black Colleges and Universities HBCU Executive Order,
Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2017

The Democratic Party and the media have exploited minorities in this country for votes. They spread despicable smears about good people, firing up race hatred. Then they disappear or institute policies that produce no results. The words of Mr. Taylor, considering the risk he takes in making such a statement, are all the evidence you need.

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