Diogenes' Middle Finger

Friday, April 26, 2019

Your Official Field Guide to 2020 Democrat Candidate Slogans

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Thursday, April 25, 2019

A Walk Down Memory Lane With America's Crazy Uncle

In Honor of America's most beloved former Vice President entering the race for the White House, DMF looks back and shares with you a few of our fonder memories with Joe......

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Wednesday, April 24, 2019

He Who Wants Not To Break Bread, Attacks Thee!

Lil' Brian Has His Tutu All In a Wad Again

Brian Stelter, CNN's testosterone challenged drama queen & chief media janitor seen daily as host of the ironically named 'Reliable Sources', claimed with all seriousness that DJT's decision to skip the White House Correspondents'Dinner this weekend was "an attack against the media." No really, he said that:

"This administration’s attack against the media takes many forms. One form is the President having a rally this Saturday instead of attending the dinner and I do think it matters mostly because what it means about these tensions continuing to escalate."

So ignoring one of Washington's most pompous annual events, a self-worshipping observance of overly inflated egos is now being considered an attack. Trump earlier told reporters he was skipping the event "because the dinner is so boring and so negative that we’re going to hold a very positive rally instead.”

"In the past, presidents have always shown up, even if they were angry at the press at the time. The usual tensions between reporters and government representatives have escalated to extreme levels in the Trump age, due largely to the president's near-daily attacks against the media."

In reality, tensions between DJT and the bias media have risen because he refuses to put up with their dishonest, unfair, and the ridiculously bullshit coverage of his administration.

To hear someone in the national media, especially from of all people CNN, actually complain bitterly about these incomprehensible "rising tensions," you'd almost think that the last two years of the media's 24/7 malicious, Russia-obsessed coverage of DJT, the blatant (and still ongoing) attempt to cripple his presidency and ultimately lead to his impeachment, never happened. But it did, and so the president very understandably wants not to break bread with these hateful malicious slugs. Years of fake reportage, screaming hypocrisy, disgusting double standards and open in-your-face partisanship have earned them well-deserved enmity. Attempts to portray themselves as victims of "attacks" because the president fights back, are truly pathetic.

(PJM)

(MRC)

Squinty Scarborough: Biden Will Be Road-Kill On Way To Dem Party Nomination

On today's Squinty & Meat Puppet in the Morning, Squinty Joe didn't just pour ice water on Joe Biden's campaign, he and his guest unleashed a veritable Niagara falls of negativity about Uncle Joe's presidential prospects. Joe Scarborough led off with this stunning assertion:

"....almost every Democrat I have spoken with is concerned that this is going to end badly for Joe Biden, and that he should not get into the race."

(NewsBusters)

Tuesday, April 23, 2019

The Crazy Train Just Keeps Picking Up Speed

More and more polls are showing the American people are not fond of impeachment and coming to the conclusion that the President was indeed the victim of political persecution. With the Democrat Klown Kar jamming more and more corpses into it almost on a daily basis, the other thing besides demonizing Trump and America as founded, is the pimping of more free shit to the Free Shit Army is what amounts to a Constitutional Demolition Derby.

Never Ever Trust a Politician Who Wears
Socks With Sandals

You were warned the other day 37-year-old kid mayor Buttgig is going pedal to the metal for you heathens to bake that cake, but now Kamala Harris is promising some sort of second amendment destroying edict in her first 100 days (G-d forbid) as president. Then we have Bernardo Sandersnista who wants to give the vote to convicted felons, including convicted terrorists like the Boston Marathon Bomber. If you have to scrounge for votes in prisons, what does that say about your confidence in how many supporters you have among the citizenry (hence, open borders)?

And not that he has a snowball's chance in hell, but potential candidate comrade De Blasio wants to make the stone age great again in New York by banning glass and steel skyscrapers. Yet when confronted by his hypocrisy of taking a motorcade of SUVs with him to the gym every day, he states that his deserved luxury would be offset by making whoever the hell would remain on Pliskin's Island shiver and starve in the cold and dark. There's a scene towards the end of Woody Allen's Bananas where the rebel leader now installed as president of San Marcos gets a glassy look in his eye and starts rattling off new laws like "all citizens must now wear their underwear on the outside."

Compared to De Bolshevik, I think he'd be preferable. - J.J. Sefton

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Monday, April 22, 2019

Bullet Head Charges Forward So Dems Can Try To Save Face

Since the Muellar report release, Democrats have grappled with the political risk of initiating impeachment proceedings against the president (because he is Donald Trump) or to continue investigating his conduct and business dealings through House committees to find an egregious crime like an unpaid library fine or a complicated business deal they're not smart enough to understand and call suspicious.

Appearing on 'Face The Nation' Sunday, Maryland Rep. Elijah 'Bullet Head' Cummings, chairman of the House Oversight Committee, said President Trump will be emboldened if congressional Democrats "do nothing". After two years of Democrats and their minions in the media spreading disinformation and not getting the results they expected, they now fear a political backlash.

Cummings noted that fellow Committee Chairs Adam 'Shitweasel' Shiff and J. Fatman Nadler are all up in the media spreading the justification for their own committee's further investigations because Mueller's team did not follow a "traditional prosecutorial judgement" because of different factors prevented Mueller from reaching a conclusion in his probe into whether the president committed obstruction of justice. With only innuendo and no evidence of wrong doing to sight as a reason, Cummings said impeachment is indeed an option, even if the Republican-controlled Senate refused to convict the president and remove him from office. That reeks of desperation.

"If we do nothing here, what is going to happen is that the president is going to be emboldened. He's going to be emboldened because he's said, 'Well, I got away with that." Cummings said "We cannot afford that."

I wasn't aware making democrats cry was an impeachable offense.

(Face The Nation)

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