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Eat the snail, bigot.https://t.co/7GVDeVUWLb— Mama (@MamasMovies) January 31, 2020
One of these things is not like the others. Hint: they made him squat in the aisle so he was visible. pic.twitter.com/aFxrRRjbPi— Claire McCaskill (@clairecmc) February 4, 2020
Hi Claire,— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) February 4, 2020
Two problems with your tweet:
1. Dr. Ben Carson did not have a seat in this pic because he was sitting in First Class with my family
2. Dr. Carson is not a "thing," he is a world renowned, life-saving neurosurgeon
Anyway, how's unemployment? https://t.co/icZKsu9YFn
— Pinchi Güero (@pinchiguero) February 4, 2020
Ok I’m sick of waiting. Just decide this whole thing through an elaborate series of coin flips #IowaCaucuses— Nathanael Geers (@geersn) February 4, 2020
We have to have a Congressional investigation to figure out why the Democratic party is interfering in our elections #IowaCaucuses— Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) February 4, 2020
Iowa caucus feelin like an Iowa carcass— GQ’s Woman of The Year (@milkgapes) February 4, 2020
NO WONDER WHY THE IOWA DEMOCRAT CAUCUS IS F.U.B.A.R when people of Iowa have to vote for either:— Luv USA (@Luv__USA) February 4, 2020
A Communist
An Indian
A Christian Homosexual
A Hair Sniffer
And Amy Klobuchar https://t.co/beN56vMrrR
— Bud The Trump Supporting Shepherd (@TDS_hunter) February 4, 2020
This is the BEST FUNNIEST results for the 3 talking head cable “news” networks— Uncle Bill 🌎 (@UBtalkin) February 4, 2020
They hyped this #IowaCaucuses #IACaucus for WEEKS and got Nothing! 😂🤣
I am getting word that the #IowaCaucuses tonight will be decided by the Publisher's Clearing House online slot machines and scratch cards. @Cernovich— Scott Isbell (@scottisbell_) February 4, 2020
#IACaucus - Breaking News - Stacey Abrams has declared victory in the Iowa caucus.— Pete Peters (@forpetessakeny) February 4, 2020