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Biden Gets in Some Important Last Minute Campaigning

Joe Celebrates Black History Month by Leading Supporters at a South Carolina
Campaign Stop in a Rousing Chorus of "Movin' On Up"

Biden also related to his audience his harrowing experience in 2009, while on his way to Oslo for his good friend and African-American Barack Obama's Nobel Peace Prize Ceremony, of getting lost in the wilderness and being arrested by the Norwegian Police for illegally fighting off a Bengal Tiger above the Arctic Circle.

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Yes Virginia, They Really Are Pathetic And Have No Shame

If there’s one thing we know about the left, it they love nothing more than to exploit real-world horror and tragedy in pursuit of their goals. If they can dance on a few graves and bend tragedy to their extant agenda, they will.

With the coronavirus, we’re seeing them do it pre-emptively. Everywhere you look, the media is almost giddy over the idea that we could be witnessing a pandemic, the stock market will collapse, public opinion will turn against Trump, and they’ll have something to weaponize against a so-far bulletproof president. They seem to think that, where conspiracies about Russia, Putin, Ukraine, pee-tapes, racism and anti-Semitism have failed, a pile of American corpses might work. It’s a grotesque way to think, but it’s neither surprising nor new. It’s simply how they’ve always been.

Here’s CNN's Tater Stetler on the Tweeter, “lamenting” that his “fears” may be coming true.

Since the dawn of the Trump era, countless experts have warned that the president's lack of credibility would imperil the country in the event of an emergency. As the coronavirus outbreak worsens, those fears may be coming true... http://www.cnn.com/2020/02/26/media/trump-attacks-media-coronavirus/index.html … 

"Trump's disdain for science and his cuts to science and public health programs have subverted preparedness for emergencies like the coronavirus" –@michikokakutani

Read between the lines, and you can practically hear him slobber over the anti-Trump stories that could result if his “fears” are realized. The same goes for virtually every anchor at CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, and ABC.

Never mind that – knock on wood – the coronavirus is sofar less dangerous and widespread than an average flu season. Forget the fact that, despite Democrats’ best efforts, we have the most robust health care system on the face of the Earth. You’re supposed to panic, because panic might hurt Donald Trump at the polls.

And of course you know who is out front. Chuck Schumer.

"President Trump and his administration have no plan to deal with the coronavirus. 

NO. 

PLAN. 

And seemingly no urgency to develop one."

To be clear, I’m not arguing that we shouldn’t take this seriously. We should, and we are. However, it’s patently obvious that the Dems and their media allies are embarking on a fear campaign designed to damage the president, and the economy they’re incapable of running against.

If Hillary was in office, and she was taking the exact same steps Trump is taking, every last one of these rats would stand up and cheer. The left will never admit that, but it’s true.

You know it and I know it.

H/T Robert Laurie

FOR THOSE INTERESTED: Link to a Real-Time Interactive World Map of the Coronavirus Outbreak

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Coronavirus COVID-19 Global Cases by Johns Hopkins Unv. CSSE

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If Bernie Fails, He Can Always Run For Mayor of Havana

Democrats are not only mad about Sanders praise of Castro's little island utopia, but they are also terrified at his ascension to the top of their party.  That's their own fault. He has never claimed to ever identify as a dem. You lay down with dogs, you will get fleas. They know that those who remember Castro and his oppressive communism will take their anger out on Democrats from the top of the ballot to the bottom if Bernie is the nominee.

But one place that had glowing praise for comrade Sanders' kind words about the mass murderers who ran the Cuban Revolution was the official voice of the Cuban Communist Party, the newspaper Granma, who thought Bernie's comments were just top shelf.

Granma wrote, “his comments sparked the anger of the most extremist sector of Cuban-Americans in South Florida, who oppose any rapprochement with the Caribbean island.”  Cuban exiles and Cuban Americans took to the tweeter and pointed out that the literacy program carried out by Castro after coming to power was highly politicized and were actually just a communist reeducation propaganda program to control the masses.

Bernie could have given a mea culpa. He might have taken the opportunity on 60 Minutes to apologize for his past praise of commie dictatorships and thugs like Fidel Castro. Instead, he went full bore commie and dared people to vote against him for it. This they are going to do with relish. If Bernie really thinks his views on communism don't matter, then he's a fool and deserves to lose.

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Jim Acosta Travels to India to Have Foot Inserted In his A$$

In the past we have documented the very entertaining ongoing animosity between Donald Trump and CNN's Soft Skull Chief WH Reporter, Jim Acosta, who has a history of arrogant disrupting of press conferences. I'm beginning to believe DJT is starting to enjoying kicking Acosta around like a soccer ball.

The President and First Lady have been in India this week to talk trade deals and tariffs and to tour the country. During a presser in New Delhi this morning, he called on Acosta. The exchange came after Acosta again embarrasses his network by asking if the President would pledge to reject any foreign interference in the upcoming presidential campaign. (boot insertion begins).

.@realDonaldTrump smacked @Acosta around on Russian interference & #CNN's reputation

But importantly said
"I want no help from any country'

The Left has been whingeing that Trump doesn't disavow Russia

Well that's pretty crystal clear pic.twitter.com/ArTTjlYHSx

— Jim Hanson (@JimHansonDC) February 25, 2020

Trump’s right on the money about the big New York Times story on supposed 2020 “Russian interference” that CNN had to walk back. I’d say to CNN that maybe they should stick to “reporting” about simpler things like the President's eating habits. But considering they can’t even get that right, either, I’m at a loss to advise as to what type of reporting they should fall back on. And since all the circuses have closed down, Acosta has to work have work too. 

H/T Sister Toldjah

Infamous Carnivorous Leader Visits Land of Sacred Cows

The President and First Lady are on a state visit to India this week, where they were greeted like rock stars at a massive rally.  But for the media there must be something negative to say about it, right?  There must be some sort of #Resistance angle to please the soft skulls. We can't let him victoriously visit another country without nitpicking every single little thing that happens, or could happen. So Fear not America. The "Most Trusted Name In News' is on the case! The Queen of Smirk, Kaitlan Collins, and her cohorts Kevin Liptak, and Vivian Salama of CNN dug deep for the story:

What's a beef-lover to do in India? The President, whose diet is often a rotation of steaks, burgers and meatloaf, faces a potential shock as he prepares to travel to three Indian cities this week. His trip includes stops in Gujarat state, Agra and Delhi, where Hindus are the majority and cows are revered as sacred. 

A person close to the President who has dined with him on several occasions said Trump has salad with a meal every now and then -- but other than that, "I have never seen him eat a vegetable...." 

So DJT faces a "potential shock." Not an actual shock, but a potential one. Hey, it could happen. It only took three reporters to bring you the important information that Trump likes to eat beef and most Indians don't.  News Flash Kaitlan: Hindus and Muslims eat meat Sweetheart. Obama loved wagyu beef and hamburgers and other delicious meat products, when he wasn't eating dogs. I didn't know or care what he ate when he visited India, and neither did CNN or anybody else.

It makes sense that CNN considers this a story, since most of their audience is made up of late-night comedians. They went nuts over Trump getting more ice cream than his guests, so I'm sure they'll have fun with this too. Potential shock brings potential humor. Hey, it could happen.  Trump also mispronounced a bunch of Indian names, in case you needed to know that. So, I dunno. Impeach him again, I guess?

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A Good Monday Morning

Bernie Scores the Coveted Marianne Sparkleshine Stardust Williamson Endorsement

Congrats to Bernie Sanders for picking up 3 whole votes courtesy of the highly sought after Marianne Williamson endorsement

— Thomas J. Michie VII (@BDeconstructed) February 24, 2020

Imagine bragging about being endorsed by Bill de Blasio and Marianne Williamson https://t.co/Vzus8fweMW

— Policy Wonk for Beto (@wonk4beto) February 24, 2020

If Marianne Williamson endorsed you, why would you tell anyone? That's the kind of thing you take to the grave.

— Love, Lola (@LoveLolaHeart) February 24, 2020

Super pumped Marianne Williamson just endorsed @berniesanders now we know she will protect him from the negative and dark energy of the 9th dimensional aliens.

— Austin Iuliano #Yanggang #math (@AustinIuliano) February 24, 2020