Congratulation to Squinty & Meat Puppet. All it took was a Hemlock Martini

We've spent most of the last four or five years making fun of, excessively degrading, and pointing out the rank hypocrisy of Joe & Mika and the soft skulls at MSNBC.  But now, in the present call for healing, and in the spirit of reconciliation, we humble ourselves and congratulate the Dynamic Duo of Morning TDS Drama Talk for being Numero Uno in that always important media time slot,  when most of America is shitin' shavin' and showerin', or thinking about the ecstasy of their first sip of their morning caffeine fix, or screaming to stop shoving Cherriors up you little brother nose!!

But be careful Joe, and don't strain your elbow patting yourselves on the back.  Just remember, as your hero Barky O' once said, "You Didn't Build That."

You see, it wasn't your morning dramatic repackaging of the very same rhetoric you used the morning before, or your foot stomping, doorslaming critique of everything DJT.  It wasn't you postulating everything you were once against or your frequent unhinged conspiracy theories.  No, it wasn't your illustrious crew; little pip Willie Geist nodding in agreement, gleefully awaiting his reward, or the disgraced, ethically challenged presidential historian John Meacham.  Nay, even the never-trumper and grifter extraordinaire Ricky Wilson or the Right Reverend Al who has added so much to your broadcast could take credit.  

No Joe. It took Fox News to drink the poison and commit suicide by alienating 60% of their viewers. Sorry to tell you Joe. 

But tell Mika to keep her tits up, it could be a lot worse. You both could be on CNN.

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Tammy Kicks CNN Square in the Nads. And it's Glorious!

CNN's Christiane Amanpour took to the air and compared DJT supporters to Nazis purging Jews as she showed Kristallnacht imagery of exactly what "antifa" and BLM have been doing for months now. Tammy Bruce completely shreds her and her ethics-challenged network.

Tammy Kicks the Left Square in the Nads. And it's Glorious! https://t.co/QTIxRbEqzl

— Diogenes (@DiogenesKnows) November 14, 2020

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The Democrats’ Guide to Losing Gracefully

Below are excerpts from the Ann Coulter column of 11/12/2020. I have never really been a big Coulter fan as I find her crass, and off putting in a Hillary Clinton way.  BUT, she seems more often than not directly over the target and droppin' bombs. This is one of her more informative kicks to the groin of the dems recently......

I hope someone is recording the media’s demands that Trump supporters ACCEPT THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION! inasmuch as the Democrats refuse to accept the results of any presidential election they lose, unless it’s a landslide, and sometimes even then. 

After George W. Bush won the 2000 election — despite the media depressing Bush turnout in Florida by calling the state for Gore when polls were still open in the conservative panhandle — Gore contested the election until Dec. 13, the day after the Supreme Court called off the endless recounts (in only certain Florida counties) demanded by Gore. 

The next day, Gore conceded. But that still wasn’t the end of it! Weeks later, the Congressional Black Caucus tried to prevent congressional certification of the Electoral College for Bush, raising objection after objection on the House floor. 

Over the course of the next year, the Florida ballots were painstakingly recounted, paid for by the same media outlets (New York Times, CNN, The Washington Post and the Associated Press) currently telling you to shut up and accept the results. 

When Bush was reelected in 2004, Democrats again refused to accept the results of the election, and again attempted to block Congress’ counting of electoral votes, this time with the connivance of Sen. Barbara Boxer.   Their smoking gun? The election results in Ohio didn’t match the exit polls!......"

Here's her list of the last 11 Presidential Election Results, according to Democrats:

 

 — 1972: Nixon landslide — no provable cheating.

 — 1976: Carter won — FAIR ELECTION, CLEAN AS A WHISTLE!! 

 — 1980: Reagan won by traitorously colluding with Iran to prevent the release of American          hostages before the election!

— 1984: Reagan landslide — no provable cheating.

— 1988: Bush 41 won in a landslide because of his racist Willie Horton ads.

— 1992: Clinton won with 43% of the vote — FAIR ELECTION, CLEAN AS A WHISTLE!!

— 1996: Clinton won with 49% of the vote — FAIR ELECTION, CLEAN AS A WHISTLE!!

— 2000: Bush 43 was “selected, not elected” after the Supreme Court stole it for him.

— 2004: Bush won because of Diebold hacking the voting machines in Ohio.

— 2008: Obama won — FAIR ELECTION, CLEAN AS A WHISTLE!!

— 2012: Obama won — FAIR ELECTION, CLEAN AS A WHISTLE!!

— 2016: Trump won after colluding with Russia to persuade them to purchase $200,000 in        Facebook ads.

If that’s how we’re supposed to “accept the results of the election,” then WOW — game on!

Exactly What Would It Take to Convince Anyone of Election Rigging?

The media and Big Tech are working overtime to censor, crush reports and dispute any evidence of voter irregularities. So a lot of people don’t even know what is being alleged in the numerous sworn affidavits. I desperately want to believe that people, if presented the evidence, will accept it. Or at the very least be open to it, awaiting further confirmation.  

Now before I go any further, I want to ask a simple question: Remember that a) lying in a sworn affidavit to a court is a crime. And b) doing anything that is seen as helping Trump will subject you to all manner of hell.  In light of that, do you believe the countless witnesses who now have sworn to seeing illegal activity leading up to and through the election would lie?  

Now, for those fair-minded people who support Biden, may I ask a few questions?

Pray Tell. Do you believe...

......It would be wrong for election supervisors to coach workers to correct mail-in ballots for Biden, but not for Trump?

......That it would also be wrong for election workers to coach voters to vote for Biden and Democrats, and follow them to the ballot station?

......It would be wrong for poll workers to go out to a Biden-Harris van in the middle of the night and fill out ballots?

......That it would be likewise wrong for poll workers to fill in the names of people who hadn’t yet voted when a “voter” comes in who is not on the voter rolls?

......It’s wrong for poll workers to ignore matching signature requirements?

......That it’s wrong for counting centers to keep Republican poll watchers from observing hundreds of thousands of mail-in ballots? ......It was wrong for Philadelphia Democrats to ignore a court order that demanded poll watchers have their rightful access?

......That it’s wrong for a Democratic- controlled ballot-counting center Fulton County, Georgia to tell GOP observers they were done counting for the night

….then resume counting the minute the observers left?

......It was wrong for Nevada voting officials to fabricate proof of residence data for non-eligible voters?

......That it was likewise wrong for postal supervisors in several states to order workers to post-date late arriving ballots, so it would falsely appear they arrived on time?

......It is wrong to cast ballots using the dead?

......That it is wrong to count ballots from people ineligible to vote in a particular state?

......It is wrong for a state supreme court to ignore state law and the U.S. constitution to change the voting rules right before an election? Rules guaranteed to make the process more susceptible to fraud?

Each of those statements is asserted in 131 sworn affidavits from poll workers, poll watchers and whistleblowers or happened in broad daylight. So please answer me honestly: How many of these wrongs laid out are you willing to outright dismiss? Doesn’t fairness dictate you at least listen to what these people have to say? 

How many people must swear under penalty of imprisonment for perjury before you acknowledge the vote tallies are horribly tarnished? Would Any of This Be Suspicious?

* The Beginning of Media Lies of a Biden Presidency

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When Your Boyfriend Texts You About the STD Test in Middle of Your Cable News Interview

Wait for it 😂 😂 😂
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— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) November 10, 2020

Finally something newsworthy on MSNBC.

— johnny credulous boomer rube (@johnnycy89) November 10, 2020

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ZERO Media Ethics: Paid MSNBC Contributor Has Been Writing Biden’s Speeches

The New York Times revealed in Monday's edition that the former $2 Newsweek editor, Politically Correct Historian, and paid MSNBC/NBC contributor Jon Meacham, while appearing almost daily as a contributor to the networks political coverage has been writing speeches for Joe Biden, including his much heralded Saturday night “victory speech”.

The networks never disclosed the fact that Meacham, one of the more vicious Trump critics and a fixture on 'Squinty & Meat Puppet in the Morning', was actually a paid Biden campaign member.

This failure of disclosure and lack of ethics isn't entirely surprising and network seemed not to care that Meacham openly endorsed Biden during the campaign and spoke at the Democratic National Convention.  And that’s in addition to the fact that their ethically-challenged ranks include the disgraced plagiarizer Mike Barnicle, notorious homophobe Joy Reid, who makes Alex Jones sound like William F. Buckley, America's leading race pimp & tax evader Al Sharpton and the legendary lying Brian Williams.

Meacham teamed up with Lying Brian Saturday night to gloat on the election results and chime in on Biden's most excellent "Presidential Victory Speech" he failed to reveal he crafted. This is but a brief glimpse of the media smoke that will be blown to cover the Biden/Harris sideshow these next 4 years.

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