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California Legalizes 'Human Composting'

Soon, Californians will have another alterative for those who shuffle off this mortal coil.

State sanctioned Human Composting.

SF Daily - Assembly Bill 351, signed by Gov. Gavin Newsom on Sunday, will allow residents to choose human composting, or natural organic reduction (NOR), after death starting in 2027. The author of the bill, Democratic Assembly member Cristina Garcia, says the threat of climate change motivated the new law.

“AB 351 will provide an additional option for California residents that is more environmentally-friendly and gives them another choice for burial. 

With climate change and sea-level rise as very real threats to our environment, this is an alternative method of final disposition that won’t contribute emissions into our atmosphere. 

I look forward to continuing my legacy to fight for clean air by using my reduced remains to plant a tree."

The California bill bans the combining of multiple peoples' remains, unless they are family, but unlike Colorado, California is not explicitly banning the sale of the soil or its use growing food for human consumption. Governor Newsom signed the bill without comment.

It is said the news was well received by the California cat population.

The Empire's Attention Now Turns to Plans For the Coronation of 'Chucky Three Sticks'

A  FEW HOURS LATER..........

🧐 🤣 The Name "Good Information Foundation" Just Reeks of Leftist Disinformation

Their Attempt to Recruit Another Useful Idiot Fell Flat With This One  

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Some Victims are More Equal Than Others.

"For over two years, we heard a long list of murder victims shouted on TV every day. I know by heart the names and murder circumstances of Breonna Taylor, Trayvon Martin, Ahmaud Arbury, George Floyd, Tamir Rice, Eric Garner, and many others.

There's new trend a little different. I couldn’t help noticing that some particularly gruesome recent killings have been met with a strangely subdued reaction by the mainstream media. Which is weird, because "silence is violence......."

"........The last two years of “building back better” have brought us an ocean of blood, a veritable murderpalooza raging across the country. Innocent victims of every race and age group have been slaughtered by a relatively small group of young men who always seem to have long arrest records, are newly released from prison thanks to Democrat-funded DAs, and are feeling rested and ready to kill again. Or just crush some kids to death as they march in a Christmas parade.

A mountain of skulls rises up in the public consciousness, but you must not look at it or draw attention to it. To do so is a crime worse than the killing. The lunatic gods must be appeased by daily, yet invisible, human sacrifice, and the mountain of skulls must grow much higher before they are sated. They’re saving a spot at the top for your skull, and those of your children, and your grandchildren. Nothing will stop the terror until its future victims demand it stop.

Brianna Kupfer.

Eliza Fletcher.

Allison Parker.  The list goes on. 

But don’t you dare say their names—someone might call you a racist."

Read the Entire Post. Worth the Time.

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If It Goes Off the Rails, The Dems Will Own It.

Most Americans are just waking up to news of a pending railway worker strike right around the corner, the first strike in 30 years, that could paralyze supply chains and cripple the economy. It's estimated a strike starting this Friday could cost the U.S. economy over $2 billion a day while disrupting agricultural transports and consumer goods. This is an issue that may hurt Democrats badly in the fall midterm elections, because the situation is completely avoidable if the Biden Administration and the Democratic controlled Congress takes decisive action.

Those few in the Biden Administration that haven't been spending their time blow-holing about MAGA terrorist or climate change have been leading negotiations on a deal,(that should really bolster your confidence things will work out 🙄). Yet they have failed to avoid a strike.

If this strike happens, Democrats will own it. Politico reported that "President Joe Biden has been directly in touch with unions and railroad companies to try to avert a potential strike that is already disrupting freight and passenger service across the country, according to a White House official."

Biden Labor Secretary Marty Walsh and Trans Secretary Pete Buttgieg, who couldn't get potholes filled, have failed also to convince the key leg of the Democratic Party stool, union leaders, to not tank Democrats chances to retain control of the House by striking just before the midterm elections.